[jazzypizzaz]

[earthly-chairs-deactivated20230]

[supergameboytwo]

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

[mechagodzilla]

what button

[mechagodzilla]

what fucking button

[mechagodzilla]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Dry liquids.

[rumwik]

It has arrived!

[arctic-hands]

I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me

[thebestoftumbling]

[livs-cooke]

If I can bring happiness to people all around the world, then I will try my best to do so.

[80slesbiab]

what a queen i bloody love her

[blueeyesshyskies]

Amazing but why is her foot in the bin

[blackness-by-your-side]

I am fed up with the media nowadays

[soerdinan]

Newest addition to the family.

50cm long, ate a whole bag of stuffing, and wasn’t even enough. I’ll get some bean bags or such to fill them up and add some weight too. ^_^.

“Parent, this one doesn’t want to be photographed any more!”

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

[ramjam]

animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture

[arandomthot]

I hate that I relate so much to this

[z-nogyrop]

those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one

[z-nogyrop]

monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients

human brain: hehe leg smooth

[localdoubt-deactivated20221128]

*looking at a tiger*

monkey brain: that animal right there is a dangerous predator adapted for stalking, chasing, and quickly dispatching of creatures like us. we should find high ground to get away from it before it sees us

human brain: hehe kitty wana pet

[localdoubt-deactivated20221128]

monkey brain: the ocean is the last place we want to be right now. we’re not built to swim and we’ll likely drown within five minutes. and let’s not even get into what might want to kill us once we get into open water

human brain: wheee swimmy

[welele]

[wiselwisel]

[pizzaotter]

wHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?

[randomthingsthatilike1]

what kind of finals procrastinating engineering nonsense is this

[kagoma-deactivated20180417]

Crow babies are important

[built2bulk-blog]

Somehow it never occurred to me that crows start out as babies.

[curlicuecal]

Me: wicker ball

Google: did you mean “wicker alligator”?

Me: …well I do now