✨Squisheeworld✨

Laszlo. 33ftm. Chaotic depressed. Anxious and ready to party 🥳

[squisheeworld]

Welcome 💜

My name is Laszlo; I’m a 32yo, pasty af trans man. My egg cracked about a year ago. I started medically transitioning about 6 months ago (fuck yeahhh). I’m very happily engaged to a glorious pirate man, and we have two adorable lil demon kitties together (Mochi and Ripley).

Really important thing to understand about me:

I lived for 32 years as a woman. 32 years looking like a woman, being treated like a woman, dealing with everything related to being a woman.

Even though my egg cracked and I realized I’m a trans man, those 32 years of experiences are still mine, still contributed to who I am today. I’m still going to comment on/post about my lived experience “as a woman” (before my egg cracked). That doesn’t disappear because I’ve begun transitioning, and I won’t ignore that huge part of my life 🤗

On to the more fun stuff!

I fucking LOVE werewolves. They’re my all-time besties. I listened to “Werewolves of London” and “Clap for the Wolfman” when I was 5 and that sparked a life-long love of our furry friends.

I’m new to fanfic (reading and writing). Idk why I never picked it up before now, but I am fully a menace now and I regret nothing 👻

I love writing, crocheting, and learning more about the uncontrollable Price Is Right wheel of hyperfixations my brain likes to give a big spin to every 4.27 days. Where will it land? Nobody knows!

The following are not welcome here:

TERFs, racists, xenophobes, homophobes, anyone who has a problem with the phrase “Free Palestine,” transphobes, transandrophobes, anyone whose empathy, discourse, and activism aren’t intersectional, and pretty much anyone who LeVar Burton, Bob Ross, Steve Irwin, or Mister Rogers wouldn’t like.

✨To everyone else:✨

I’m so glad you’re here! I hope you’re having a great day, and you look fabulous as hell 💕👻💕

(And if you’re a fellow writer - I tag posts as #prompt when I find a good one - feel free to search my blog & see if you like any of them, too 💜)

[hayleywilliamsfan84]

i keep laughing at the way that eridian culture in the movie and eridian culture in the book are not contradictory at all, if you accept that movie rocky is just a total FREAK

grace: boy i sure can't wait to meet other eridians haha! rocky, putting on a shirt for the first time in four years: rocky has something to tell grace but does grace promise not to be mad, question?

[hydrangea-pop]

I can't leave this in the tags lmaooo

[homunculus-argument]

I love browsing cover-up tattoo stuff when every once in a while there's someone asking "how do I cover up this unspeakably idiotic thing" and people are like "please do not cover that up, that's fucking amazing." You just have "shrimps is bugs" written on your leg now. That's your legacy.

[wario-hentai-hobbyist]

Have you seen that one weasel tattoo that someone was asking coverup advice for? One of the best tattoos I've seen.

[wario-hentai-hobbyist]

Found it!

[homunculus-argument]

It's so fucking beautiful I'm in tears. Laughing so hard I'm crying but what difference is that really.

[dazeylily]

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[sqooops]

[new to masochism] no 😦

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[fairycosmos]

my 5 year plan? find the energy to use my human body to participate in the world in some form or fashion

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[weirdcatlive]

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[theswisscheeserag]

“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement

“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point

[negative-speedforce]

This is the handwash station.

Your hands are now clean of any reblog bait you didn't engage with, any compulsions you didn't obey, or any other intrusive thoughts or mental spiraling.

[pineappical]

was like Grace with a plush Rocky that he can cuddle with 🥺... and then. yup.

[ablednt]

I will say whilst I'm glad morality OCD is getting talked about a lot more lately I'm dreading the eventual "autistic sense of justice" treatment it's inevitably going to get. The morals in morality don't have to be and often aren't correct and even when they are having it doesn't make you more likely to actually act on those morals.

The idea you can obsess compulse yourself into being a good person is why your brain is tormenting you like this in the first place. Do not try and make your mental illness righteous do not treat it like good person who's too nicies disease or infantilize people over it.

[marcusbrutus]

the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

[s-ol4psismmmmmmmm]

mhhmmm yea

[junietuesday]

white people go like “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman evil character as a poc?” and not wait for an answer

[junietuesday]

white people go “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman good character as a white person?” and not wait for an answer

[junietuesday]

white people can rb but please do not clown

[junietuesday]

white people really cant give a shit abt anyone but themselves unless held at gunpoint or smth huh?

“what about the poor little white kids just trying to have fun?” what about the poor little kids of color made to feel unsafe and unwelcome in a space that was supposed to be fun?

“why can’t poc just make their own redesigns and we can keep these ones” why cant you realize that your actions have consequences and that you should maybe try to not enforce racist stereotypes??

like ofc its ideal to have VARIETY among both villains AND protagonists, its when your characters look like this

that the issue arises

scratch “can”, white people are encouraged to reblog

[catantennae]

[Image description: 3 white stickmen labeled as "good guys" and 3 Brown stickmen labeled as "bad guys". End image description.]

[cornmandog]

Like a child just wandering in a garden… yanking leaves…

[squisheeworld]

They didn’t change it ENOUGH!

😂😂😂