Squish's Blog

I finally figured everything out.

[mynameisonionhaha]

susie becomes enamored with the wonderful and whimsical nature of a random elementary schooler

[windmills123]

@fondesmode @dowfrin @c4wc4w @strikercreations

[ectofool]

[raishical]

Silly

[donutfloats]

The Cage is Broken

And the Girl found Love

[lara-cherriinie]

headcanon that Kris is rly good at flirting until it’s somebody they actually like

[rosyryri]

something something that one line from partners in time, I love themmMMMM

the background was gonna be more than this but i got uh,,, lazy ^^;

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[p-eztt]

Couple gossiping

(The reason why Chi-Chi knows Trunks' name in this post )

The last to know, the first to have the full story

[johnmcdevitt]

I’m really excited for Bananza!

[ziivual]

i love them

[szivarvanyturmix]

next batch

[usersillystraw]

pikmin bloom should totally hire me for decor pikmin ideas and designs am i right‼️💥

i got the idea to draw pikmin with different mexican candies and drinks, so i decided to because i have free will and also why not???

[shenanisketches]

Pilaf and his goons

[worms-wormhole]

Sure is nice of Toadette to invite us over to a picnic eh, Waluigi?

[pipplepantslovescartoons]

This old scribble I forgot about lmao

[akiiame-blog]

this girl is literally on cloud 9 for a little goofy chubby guy

[prokopetz]

Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn't work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn't lose his mind; he'd take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go "hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost".

[prokopetz]

"Or he'd just fight it himself" no, he would not, for two reasons:

This represents a fundamental misunderstanding of Mario's central plot structure. Mario always gets his ass beat in his initial encounter with an outside context problem, then spends the bulk of the game going around gathering allies and kicking the legs out from under the outside context problem's support structure.

This sort of thing clearly falls into another protagonist's idiom, and Mario is a union man – he's not going to scab on Kirby. Perish the thought!

[blackcattails]

"I wouldn't take-a the food from another video game mascot's plate!"

"I don't think Kirby gets paid for this."

"That's-a not what I said."

*off-screen vacuum sounds*