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vatloena

Tennis AU

-Tennis Player Oscar-

-Photographer Lando-

:-)

let-it-linger

pls be gentle i havent drawn anything lewd literally #ever but here’s a lil sketch from td

softosc

15 landoscar-esque photos from pinterest that have me questioning if it may actually be them

bowll43

Landoscar cafe au the posters are some of Oscar’s house music albums mimimi

isthisf1fan

OSCAR BLUSHED. I LOVE IT. THIS EDIT IS SO AO3!!

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

woe! texted a casual acquaintance "I've been considering getting into knotting"

jaguarguard

Why?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

KNITTING TYPO

i-suggest-murder

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

thank you faithful henchpeople of tumblr. you do my bidding well...

adhd-faith-interpreter

In the spirit of penis

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

*nods sagely* in the spirit of penis

disappointedwaffles

bowll43

Wishing upon a star

sirleoofjampot

My sense of humour might be broken, but this was the first thing I thought of when I saw that video angle 😭

Sorry Oscar but I'm cackling

osakeboo

b99 vibe

inchidentally

Carlos and Daniel with Lando weren’t just great w on camera stuff solely bc those two are just naturally great in camera - which they are - but also bc their interests and humor with Lando are widely popular and can include anyone

the hard thing for McLaren PR and many fans is that Lando and Oscar’s interests and humor together are so particular to the two of them that their voices overlap, they’re often finishing what the other is saying, it’s almost all about nap opportunities and audhd obsessions with small tasks and sweet treats and little in jokes, and all done at a specific frequency that we only usually see in Lando when he’s streaming late at night for him

it’s why carland0 and dand0 appeal to absolutely everyone but landoscar is like you have to truly enjoy the webcam at a cat cafe. like you rly have to enjoy watching them slow blink at each other bc then suddenly they’re cuddling but you’d miss it if you hadn’t waited for hours

like yes even I appreciate how difficult the McLaren media team’s job is

prokrastinartiya

what about… oscar in thigh highs and lando big paws

not my best work but please take it as it is🙏

hotmandrivefast

What if it was the LAST race of the SEASON and your WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP depended on your childhood RIVAL and you were both hoping for a MIRACLE from each other but he couldn’t DO it because his car SUCKS and even though you LOST the wdc you still made sure to GLAZE him during the presscon because he’s the ONLY bitch you EVER respected in this HOUSE!!!!