Garden Dwelling Pest

20 - tired - they/them preferred - frug mum

[tiredbtw]

MUTUALS DO THIS: roll a fat blunt and send it to me via carrier pigeon

[cosmyk]

[thenatsdorf]

[matissethecatto]

decadénce

[super-mollio]

First thing I ever wanted to truly tag

[lovelyardie]

Slinky

[scoutsmoocrew]

Cows are getting a bad rap and it's time to set the record straight: Giving up meat won't save the planet

A UN report claimed that livestock was doing more to harm the climate than all modes of transportation combined, but this isn't the case.

[mad-dyspunktional]

Many people continue to think avoiding meat as infrequently as once a week will make a significant difference to the climate. But according to one recent study, even if Americans eliminated all animal protein from their diets, they would reduce US greenhouse gas emissions by only 2.6%.

According to our research at the University of California, Davis, if the practice of Meatless Monday were to be adopted by all Americans, we’d see a reduction of only 0.5%.

[healthy-purple-sandwich-deactiv]

Shit its almost like the real problem is corporate greed causing mass pollution on an unimaginable scale.

[writing-prompt-s]

Image Prompt

[boopednose]

This is the installation wizard

[megaeons]

you know i’m right

[high-priestess-queen]

he gives literally no fucks oh my god

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

[akibadetectives]

[akibadetectives]

its sunday. dont smoke or work too hard y’all

[akibadetectives]

its the last sunday where you can work or smoke. thanks tunglr

[d3monicas]

cats are so beautiful and loving…. when they paw at you and ask u to pet them.. when they purr and close their eyes in content… a warm loaf … when they knead on you… thinking YOU are the bread… stupid… they are the bread… i love cats… so much….

[ryanphantom]

you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week

most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!

old users:

[foervraengd]

Remember when tumblr turned off replies for like a whole year because they worked on a new system but apparently couldn’t let the old one stay meanwhile for some reason

Remember when tumblr was actively asking ppl to stop using the third party extension “missing e”(forefather to xkit) because apparently they didn’t wanna admit its the only way that’d make it bearable to even use tumblr.

Remember when tumblr purged users who uploaded audio posts of copyrighted music. Not removing the posts but the accounts would risk being deactivated if they had even one audio post.

Remember when tumblr made a “pinned post” feature so other blogs pinned posts was always at the top of your dashboard and you couldn’t remove it.

Remember how you could risk deleting your whole account when you just wanted to delete a sideblog

[foervraengd]

Remember when ask posts wasn’t rebloggable

[satandotgov]

remember when you had to scroll back to the top of the post to like/reblog it

[wylia]

90% of ur time spent in Sinnoh is u cleaning ur badges

[wylia]

the other 10% ur saving ur game

[marcitlali]

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

[blkreginageorge-deactivated2017]

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

[whiteteethteens]

just in case we lose this legendary post due to titty restrictions

[black-bloc-antifa]

[teesadutta]

11.30.18

How Barack proposed to Michelle.

[symphonicseauxl]

Dangerous flex but okay

[pip-n-flinx]

But this is missing the real context. They were arguing over the value of marriage in a committed relationship. Barack often argued that if they loved eachother the marriage was unnecessary. And *that* is the argument he started before proposing to her

Less a flex and more emotional judo

[selena-soto]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read