Everything Looks Better In Slow Motion.

“Celebrity, is when they care more about you, than they care about your work. Notoriety, is when people respect you, or you’re attached to something that people respect. I want notoriety" Troy Baker

[pjharvey]

there are teenagers today using smartphones who don’t even remember the real gun emoji. they have never experienced it.

[shotapiss]

Never forget what they took from us

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Look how much gun violence this prevented.

[fuckyeahstufficareabout-temp]

[strugglingclassicist]

I love being a fairly pacifist person who's never been in a physical fight ever yet whenever people I hold dear have an injustice small or big happen to them I'm like hmmmmm how can I use physical violence to help you

[strugglingclassicist]

my dearest beloved: I feel a bit off and bad:(( idk maybe it's just something about Tuesdays:(

my initial reaction on how to proceed:

[promethiae]

[ID a lithograph of Don Quixote charging at a windmill. The windmill is labelled, "the concept of Tuesdays." And Quixote is labelled, "me " /end ID]

[gayvampyr]

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

[cutest-silly-nb]

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

[cutest-silly-nb]

this is the funniest thing i've read all day

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

so tru

[ruinedchildhood]

[mitsumemustim2]

お誕生日おめでとうございました　すこやかであれ☕️

[dinah-lance]

Fjorester Captains ✨

[bastionkeeper]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when you’re unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and no small amount of fear, and when you keep playing funny idiot they will be forever wary of you. Let them find out, incidentally, that the jester keeps a knife under his hat, and never figure out how to deal with that because they won’t abandon their boxes.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i keep mine in my fanny pack :)

[dessinnoir-deactivated20180503]

“Alas for her! Reveal her name.” Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

[will-ruadh]

Terry being the superior antagonist [2 / ?]

[danger]

[retrogamingblog2]

Eeveelution LGBTQ+ Pride Patches made by Ains Yeager

[mikeepoo]

[omgtsn]

apple breaks up fight between two magnets

[redheartgrenade]

its just played backwards

[xeppeli]

your truly ignorant. this apple is a hero; a pacifist

[redheartgrenade]

it’s fucking played backwards. dont call me ignorant. its an apple

[xeppeli]

Have you ever seen an apple in your life?

[innerconstruction]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

wait this is just my print that goes like

[elon-musty-ass]

[ozempicofficial]