Dicks Out For Sun Wukong

A somewhat headcanon blog for Sea Monkeys! This blog is mostly going to be dumb headcanons i think of and people or things that remind me of them. This blog can get nsfw. Anyway, Hope you enjoy and feel free to send me an ask id love to headcanon jam these guys are my otp lmao Side bar by the lovely life-writer

[dashingicecream]

here is doodle of sun

[sparksflyitslike]

[yangsmash]

(source)

[beckette]

[dashingicecream]

Seamonkeys #6

-”What is their favorite feature of their partner’s?”

i think neptune really loves sun’s BIG OL’ HEART. alternatively, muscles.

sun probably likes neptune’s bright and shiny smile/grin B) 

important headcanons to consider:

can they use chopsticks

what do they do when they cant sleep

what would they impulse buy at the grocery store

what order do they wash things in the shower

what’s their coffee order

what sort of apps would they have on their smartphone

how do they act around children

what would they watch on tv when they’re bored and nothing they really like is on

[ss-vasilias]

You know what's good? Jaunep

[theanimalmemes]

[schizoidart]

[summerdiary]

[ss-vasilias]

I already love you for making a blog about the OTP-

you made my day.

eyooo thanks 

[cringe-attacks]

i overheard these two guys in the hallway at my school and one of them was like “you always look hot dude… no homo tho” and then like 5 seconds later he yelled “sike!” and slapped the other dude’s ass

[tranzjohndoe]

Imagine your otp

[quoth-the-ravenclaw-deactivated]

library aus (based off my experiences working in a university library)

i found you asleep in the stacks. we’re closed. please go home.

i’m too short to reach the top shelf and too stubborn to get a stool. you watched me take a running leap for it before you offered to grab the book for me

you reserved the book i wanted to check out first and i hate you for it

no, i cannot help you find your textbook if you don’t know what it’s called. “it has a blue cover” doesn’t help

you have rented and returned the entire buffy the vampire series in the span of 8 days. are you okay.

you said that shakespeare was dumb while checking out fight club and i am ready to Fight You

you saw me dancing to my ipod while reshelving books. please don’t judge me. or tell my boss.

I’m always pulling books you reserved so I’ve started leaving little notes in them for you.

WHY DID YOU ANNOTATE A LIBRARY BOOK IN PEN.

someone left a comment card in the suggestions box that says “the reference librarian is super cute” and now all of the reference librarians are arguing over who it’s for

i walked in on you and your boyfriend making out in the upper level and now french lit is ruined for me forever

your study group ordered pizza to the library and you let me have some

you brought your drunk friend to the library and then left them passed out in the play section. why would you do this.

you keep watching baby animal videos on youtube without headphones on and i should yell all you but they’re really cute baby animals

[ss-vasilias]

Imagine Sun who has a splash of freckles across his nose.

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

[shybat-deactivated20190807]

*romantically calls you dude*

[wolffenstien]

*platonically calls you babe*

[ss-vasilias]

Rwby Rock au where Suns the drummer, neptunes the lead vocalist and sage and scarlet are guitars and back up vocals

[alrightevans]

i just saw a thing on fb like ‘does somebody wanna be fake engaged to me for like 2 hours to try free wedding cake samples’ and im just…………………imagine ur otp