Law might be a smart person but he’s so unserious.
He had the AUDACITY and the NERVE to be mad at Luffy because he wasn’t being discreet and causing troubles in wano but here’s Trafalgar D water Law trying to hide him self.
Like why is he trying to hide his identity not him trying to hide his identity while carrying a big ass sword having recognizable tattoos and his kimono having his Jolly Roger and him wearing his signature hat.
It also happened in the Dressrosa arc Law trying to sneak in Dressrosa to avenge Cora and hiding himself by wearing glasses and a mustache WHILE wearing a sweater with Corazon written on the back of it.
He can’t even disguise himself to save his own life Law really is a moron.
“you’re ignoring me,” sae mutters, his expression unreadable.
you, in contrast, are evidently very surprised as your eyes widen and your lips part slightly. you turn to meet his gaze, and your confusion is acknowledged with a scoff.
“you didn’t say ‘i love you’ to me this morning, and you haven’t said it all day.”
his countenance doesn’t falter when he speaks, but there is a faint of hurt laced in his voice.
“sae—” you shift your body towards him, gently cupping his cheeks, “i’m so, so sorry, i must’ve…”
you hesitate to continue, inwardly berating yourself.
your boyfriend has admitted to you before, in a rare moment of vulnerability, how much every “i love you” means to him. how—when he’s distanced himself from the affection of everyone else he knows—much weight an “i love you” holds.
so what reason were you to give to him? that you simply forgot?
“you must’ve forgotten?”
sae finishes your sentence. it’s better than hearing you say it.
he knows you didn’t mean to hurt him, but what was he to think when you’d forgotten the gesture of love that he thought was firmly rooted in your daily routine? what was he to think when you’d so easily forgotten something that he thought was natural?
“and you still haven’t said it.”
shit, is your only reaction as sae extracts your hands from his face. he shrugs, promptly leaving you desolate in the living room.
was he overreacting? maybe, he thinks, but today was the first time he felt the same as he did before he had met you.
overview: it’s always been a ritual for Sae to take a nap after his grueling practices. Despite getting a full 7 hours of sleep every night, he indulges in a small, one hour nap, that usually regenerates his energy enough for the rest of the day. And recently, you’ve become part of this ritual as well.
fem!reader x Itoshi Sae | fluff , reverse comfort(if you look verrrryyy closely)
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Glancing over at the digital clock on your coffee table, it reads to you 3:45pm. And you can guarantee that in exactly two minutes, Sae is going to be at your front door, ready to take his afternoon nap.
Sae is always back home at 3:47pm, not a minute early nor late—it’s became something you subconsciously caught onto the longer the two of you have been together.
The front door handle jingles, a pair of shoes and sports bag are placed on the floor, and a familiar pink haired soccer player props himself on top of you while on the couch—very little small talk is initiated, as all the man wants to do is sleep and fulfill his daily one hour nap.
You’ve memorized this pattern, and you prepare yourself as the front door’s handle jingles, knowing who was at your front door—right on time as always: 3:47pm.
• • •
You had first learned of Sae’s habit after one of his very gruesome practices that occurred about a month ago, in preparation for the U-20 game against BlueLock.
Despite having became official a week prior, it was still a shock to find the Itoshi Sae at your front door, beads of sweat still clinging to his skin, looking as if he was about to fall asleep on the doormat in front of your door.
“Sae?” you question, voice squeaking at the end, unfortunately revealing the surprise you were trying to hide. “You look—” “Can I come in, [Name].” his flat voice interrupts yours, leaving the words you meant to think to yourself cut off(thankfully).
Sae wasn’t asking for permission, rather a simple confirmation if he would be able to come inside your apartment or if he should just go back to his penthouse. While it seemed like he couldn’t care less which way this would go, he was secretly hoping you would let him in, seeing as he’s grown quite a liking to you—which is a new feeling to him entirely.
“Oh—oh! Yeah, come in,” you exclaim, both nervous and excited to have Sae over, seeing as though it’s mostly been you going over to his place. But you don’t mind the change.
Sae steps inside your apartment, slipping his shoes off and leaves them by your front door, plopping his sports bag next to them. Still standing by the doorway, you just watch Sae's figure slowly, groggily even, walk over to your couch, zipping off his athletic jacket before plopping himself onto the plush cushions.
Smiling, you watch him practically melt into your couch, before closing the front door behind you and walking over to where Sae is—arms sprawled out across the entirety of your couch, face buried in one of your many decorative pillows.
"Sae~" you purr, moving down to kneel in front of his sleeping figure on the couch. You see him perk his head up, eyes still closed, sleep already overtaking the poor man. His body is always used to his afternoon naps, and your nagging is quite bothersome(but he wouldn't say that to your face). Moving your hand to ruffle his hair, you can feel all the gel and hairspray built up in his bangs, making the front of his hair feel quite stiff compared to the rest.
"Come here..sleep, [Name]." Sae's voice rings out in your abnormally quiet living room, making you snap out of the small trance you were in—which was just admiring Sae's very sleepy nature. His words sounded softer than his normally monotone voice, ultimately convincing you to join him on the couch.
Sae shifts further back into the couch, leaving him laid on his side with plenty of room in front of him for you to slip right in. Gently, you lay yourself next to Sae, with your back against his chest. You assumed he just wanted to sleep right away, so you wouldn’t bother him with having your face just right in front of his.
Soon enough, your assumptions were proved right—the feeling of Sae’s toned arms wrapping around your torso made you feel a little tingly inside, but you still welcomed this new feeling. He slightly tugs you closer, making you scoot back into him more, the two of you practically becoming one being.
Sae’s stiff body behind you confirmed he was asleep, making you feel a little awkward that you were still awake.
Feeling a sudden warmth rush up to your cheeks, you attempt to play these feelings off by shutting your eyes, wanting to sleep peacefully like Sae—that was until you heard a soft noise behind you.
Was Sae..snoring?
The sound was so faint you thought you were second guessing yourself, but it indeed was Sae snoring; the soft, nasally kind of snoring—not the loud and obnoxious kind.
Trying to hold in your laughter, you couldn’t help but stifle a little giggle at this new found discovery. The Itoshi Sae snores? Who would’ve guessed!
Eventually, you fall asleep along with Sae, his body heat becoming an impractical blanket for the time being. While you would’ve rather taken a nap with Sae in your much more comfortable bed(compared to the couch at least), you didn’t want to be bothersome to your tired boyfriend than you already had been.
However, an hour turned into two, two hours turned into three, and so on—Sae’s “one hour nap” had been replaced with an almost five hour nap, all because you happened to be napping with him. Your presence seemed to soothe him just enough for his nervous system to actually calm down for once, resulting in Sae putting his guard down.
While you didn’t mind the abnormally long nap, Sae did—to an extent at least. He was more so disappointed in himself for letting it happen, but he didn’t mind as much as he should’ve, only because the nap was with you. But, he said that a nap that long would never happen again.
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Leaning your head back onto the couch, you hear the front door open, and the same routine follows like it always has every single day for the past six months:
Shoes are taken off and set on the floor, a sports bag is plopped onto the ground, the zipper of a jacket unzips, and you’re met with avery sweaty, gel half-sweated-off pink haired man, along with those half-lidded teal eyes you’ve grown familiar of.
“Ready for your nap?” you tease, opening your arms up to let Sae in to an embrace. Eventually, he follows through, silently laying down on top of you, settling his head into your chest—it reminds him of that decorative pillow he laid on the first time he came over for his afternoon naps—leaving you with a face full of pink hair.
Sae just mumbles something into your chest—inaudible to you, but you can just imagine his groggy voice whining to you. “Go sleep [Name]..” is what he’s always retorted back with to your teasing, and you still find it funny after all this time.
Grabbing your phone from the coffee table, you make sure the one hour timer you had pulled up had started on time. Seeing that it did, you lean back onto the couch once more, letting sleep overcome both you and Sae—who had already fallen asleep after his little retort was said.
While becoming part of his nap time routine was something you didn’t expect, you grew to welcome it—Sae’s soft snores and all—and you wouldn’t have it any other way.
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a/n: do u guys think Sae snores when he takes his naps ? ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭
IM SO SORRY THIS CAME OUT SO LATE—I THOUGHT I HAD POSTED IT THE OTHER DAY BUT I DIDNT Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)
this fic is also kinda short(compared to some of my other works) so sorry about that if u were expecting something longer.. ε-(´∀｀; )
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i’ve made nagi, rin, hugo, ness, bunny, and sae so far !! but i’m planning on making so many more characters when the full game comes out(lmk if u guys wanna see those…haha…)
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Soft!Kuna refuses to go to bed without his good night kiss
Leaving the bathroom, you hummed a quiet tune as you headed to your bedroom to find your boyfriend on the bed, scrolling through his phone. He perked up at the sound of your footsteps, his shoulders instantly relaxing at the sight of you clad in your soft pajamas. Immediately, he placed his phone by the bedside table and shifted a little to create a little more space for you.
“Took you long enough,” he grumbled, but the faint amused smile failed to conceal his affection.
Giggling, you dove for the bed, instantly going inside the soft blankets to curl beside him. you sighed, content, as you lazily wrapped your arms around his broad chest, nuzzling your cheek against his bicep. In return, he cuddled back, wrapping his arms around your smaller frame to gently cradle you.
“Night, kuna,” you murmured, as per ritual, closing your eyes.
There was a pause. Then complete silence.
It made your brows furrow, since he usually gave you a groggy reply. Opening your eyes curiously, you saw his eyes stare back at you, slightly narrowed and lips faintly tugged down into a petulant pouting frown. faint, but definitely there.
“What? What’s wrong?” you asked gently, slightly concerned as you stared up at him with those sweet, pretty eyes.
Sukuna’s brows furrowed a little more, a habit that he had when he was trying to comprehend how you could be so cute, but that was not the point at the moment—because his pout tugged a little deeper to form a deeper frown.
“…”
You raised a brow.
“…” Sukuna huffed, looking away for a moment, ears burning in a cute pink. “…nothing.”
“It’s not nothing though!” you whined, grinning at the sight of his adorable pink ears. “Tell me, tell me!”
Sukuna made a show of frowning a little more before you heard a snippet of what he was saying, incoherent.
“Huh?”
Sukuna narrowed his eyes at you before muttering it out again, “You didn’t …ive me a …night……”
You blinked. “What?”
“You didn’t give me a good night’s kiss!” he grumbled out finally, quickly, loudly giving you an irritated tsk as he looked away to hide his blush.
You stared at him, slightly dumbfounded before laughing warmly. “Aww! Kuna!”
Without wasting a time, you cradled his face to tilt him so that he was looking at you before giving him a soft kiss on his lips, smiling against his plush skin. Sukuna hummed in tender satisfaction as he held onto you a little more tighter, caressing the delicate curve of your hip.
After a moment, you pulled away to smile up at him, slightly teasing. “You know you could always initiate the kiss.”
Sukuna gave you a shrug as though trying to hide his previous humiliating admission. “You always kiss me good night first.”
You giggled, pecking his lips. “You’re so spoiled.”
“Brat,” he grumbled, before he abruptly pulled you closer to him, and laid the both of you down on the bed, burrowing his face into your neck. “Go to sleep already.”
“Good night, Kuna,” you replied back once more with a butterfly-fluttering, warm laugh, kissing his shoulder. “I love you…”
He was a record breaker himself, almost eleven pounds when he was born and he’s still a record at the hospital to this day.
When you were pregnant with your first daughter she was already big for her age, it was so bad she was induced due to her size. When she did come the nurses were in awe at the massive little girl. Only a few ounces heavier than her father, 11lb 2oz. Simon had never been prouder, of you mainly and his beautiful daughter who kept growing like a weed. Her weight record was only broken by her little brother who was an extra four ounces. You made Simon get a vasectomy straight after.
I still can't believe that in the episodes where Gintoki is Hasegawa's lawyer and they play smut DVD's in a COURT TRIAL it's just casually revealed that Gintoki is into...well this
"I'm sure you'd rather drop dead than admit you did it for a girl" "I'm sure you'd rather drop dead than admit you did it for a girl, too" is the craziest way to flirt I've ever heard but I had to cut it out to focus on this bit instead
Also when they part ways you can hear Gintoki laughing similar to how Sakamoto does which is cute
