collect my needles

they/he - writer (non practicing)

[ssevenneedles]

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[whoarethemoonpeople]

it magically turns songs you don’t like into songs you like!!!

[pondwitch]

cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”

its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way

[powerburial]

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

[pondwitch]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[livelovelaugh-777]

[longseasons]

hello pervert with excellent music taste

[wumblr]

[mevil]

[lizholmes]

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[valend]

When the album is so good it pulls your pants down and fingers you in public

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[deep-state-partisan]

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

[maxxie-or-smth]

nothing a cigarette and a blunt and some vodka and calling my senate and researching moral ocd and destroying all of my interpersonal relationships and acting on the urges and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[sheikahfication]

You must jerk off and cry to absolve all of your sin

[geat-26]

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[1dietcokeinacan]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[bippus]

Top ten reasons to kill yourself ranked by virtue