collect my needles

they/he - writer (non practicing)

[ssevenneedles]

[2colde]

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

normalize having more than one best friend. "best friend" shouldn't just be a title reserved for one person... best friend is a species...

[angelicguy]

Hate it when someone I know gets poisoned and suddenly it's their whole personality

[angelicguy]

They get highkey obsessed with antidotes

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

[transfemininomenon]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[clubpenguin2005]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[transfemininomenon]

you know it sister

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[internetgreatesthits]

[bytedykes]

im also a fan of when a character has their autonomy stripped from them (possession, curse, some kind of contract or deal, etc etc) and tries to kill themselves as escape / to exert any sort of control on their situation at all, and is denied the ability to do so

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[redstonedust]

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

[r0zeclawz]

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[marblemagnolias]

angel and devil on your shoulders that are actually your dead mother and your dead twin brother respectively

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc