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so most fanart of kaladin shows him with long, luscious, flowing locks, but like... I don't think that man conditions. I think my guy's out there using bar soap on his hair and saying that shampoo is a lighteyes frivolity that he doesn't indulge in because he's not part of the bourgeoisie. that mane's got minimum three distinct tangles in it at all times because of all the windy shit kaladin does on a daily basis. you go to touch one of his curls and it crunches.
I wonder if Jasnah (who was locked away in a dark room as a child) is ever going to find out about Kaladins new mental health treatment (don't lock people away in dark rooms). I bet she'll like it.
‘average windrunner creates 3 worker’s unions in their lifetime’ factoid actualy just. statistical error
average windrunner creates 0 unions in their lifetime. kaladin stormblessed who flies around roshar causing 5 unionisations a week is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
Adolin in his own chapters: I must show them the brutality of war. Sadeas must be killed. I am the greatest duelist in Alethkar, and I will fufill my fathers dream. Adolin in Kaladins chapters: Hehe hey Bridgehoy go steal Elhokars underwear or something then I’ll respect you. Oh hey Shallan want to go golfing
Adolin in Shallans chapters: Careless whisper plays absurdly loud
Reading The Way of Kings is really funny so far because you go from reading about Kaladin and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day(s) to Shallan and her sailor buddy Yalb's wacky book-buying adventure back to Kaladin about to fucking kill himself.
Oh how i love Syl and the Stormblessed family dynamic 😭😭😭
People accusing the MCU of queerbaiting has always seemed off base to me because queerbaiting implies a level of emotional character interaction that the MCU has overall staunchly refused to feature. Nobody is even friends
"I'm offensive and asinine on my own time too." - Kaladin Stormblessed, Words of Radiance pg. 427
Probably a controversial take, but: If you can't handle him at his "And for my boon..." You don't deserve him at his "Each time I defeat you, it will rip you apart. Until you're no longer known as the Pursuer. You'll be known as the Defeated. The creature who, no matter how hard he tries, can't ever beat ME."
the epic highs (honor is dead but i'll see what i can do) and lows (and for my boon) of high school football (kaladin stormblessed in a duel)
On a scale of 'befriend and quietly but meaningfully support him during his mental health lows' to 'call upon the Powers of Divine Hatred to aid in psychologically tormenting him to the point of utter despair' how well do they handle having a crush on Kaladin Stormblessed
The Stormlight Archive experience of "wow there's something weird about Kaladin" to "oh nvm he's just a radiant" to "yeah no there's something weird about Kaladin"
when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question
I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me
Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid
And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!
oh no the horrors-
wait hang on. it’s past 9 pm. false alarm, i cannot trust the horrors
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ok listen you've all gotta stop with the "39 year old milf who doesn't know what pokemon is" memes I am 39 and I put like 1000 hours into Pokemon Red when that shit first came out. us 39 year old milfs are in the exact demographic for this come on. rethink your milf fantasy. break out of the box. a 39 year old milf isn't saying "what is charmander" she is telling you in great detail about the team she beat the elite four with.
ASTARION.
i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman
this got seven notes in like seven seconds its a hit with the faggots in my phone
