Love Bonds Us All

20 / I'm just here to have a good time

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

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[fleshengine]

enough old man yaoi. We need old woman yuri IMMEDIATELY

[the-haiku-bot]

enough old man yaoi.

We need old woman yuri

IMMEDIATELY

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[fleshengine]

no just yuri thanks

[powerburial]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

[kevinmm6]

does jafar love me

[powerburial]

hell no bitch

[swordfeather1994]

I couldn’t care less about sex, but I don’t fully trust myself with that kind of monetary setup either.

[powerburial]

so basically you’re forced to fuck Jafar for your own good

[pokeballvictimized]

getting a problematicjob from a girl with ontological evil

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

Up late singing and microwaving loud as fuck

[moonsbean]

Moved out so I could be loud! But now I have a husband that I love so so much I refuse to wake him up with loud even if i really really want to.

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

Im going to come to your house and wake your stupid ass husband up

[lostinhistory]

Young walrus touring Scotland is 'just exploring'

The young male - who has been named Magnus - was first seen in Orkney and has since been making a splash in the north-east of Scotland.

His name is Magnus and he has a tendency to roll off the dock while asleep

[tjwock]

Magnificent Magnus.

[redstonedust]

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

[holythefirm]

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

[salieri-antonio]

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

[wolfi-amadeus-mozart]

Hm...I may steal that for my own bio

Danke schön, Herr Salieri!

[salieri-antonio]

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

[holythefirm]

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure

[synthetic-ultramarine]

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

[diacetylmorphine-android-deacti]

slut

[transmechanicus]

loyal knight

[sacred-portal]

[theweirdwideweb]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[vigilantsycamore]

eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...

[digitaldiscipline]

[certified-linguistics-moment]

[qin-shi-huang-di]

AM I A FUCKING JOKE TO YOU????

[april]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[iwantadamusername]

⚠︎ Tip

Nap lengths are always randomised.

[howl224tgeundying]

[ask-pacman]

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

[mushroommargo]

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

[ask-pacman]

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

[weshallbekind]

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

[ask-pacman]

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force

[mango-mentally-ill-deactivated2]

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

I don't know why but I felt the need to edit them so it looked like they're lined up for execution by duck foot pistol

[catgirlforeskin]

It’s nice that you let them have cigarettes