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Jiwoo: JYP or 2PM

Haewon: JYP

Jiwoo: JYP or Twice

Haewon: ...JYP

Jiwoo: JYP or Day6

Haewon: J. Y. P. *trying not to cry*

Jiwoo: yo you don't even have any of his songs on your playlist!!!

Haewon: THEN STOP ASKING ME

[zb1bies]

Young k, about skz: What's wrong with your sons?

Chan: Nothing. They're beautiful.

Young k: I didn't say they were ugly, I asked what was wrong with them.

[typicalenhypen]

Jake: Please don't do this. I know there's still good in you Sunoo: You're so naïve, Jake. You see the good in everybody even when it's not there. You're living in a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England

[typicalenhypen]

Ni-ki: *to Jay, about Heeseung* He's acting like the impression of him we do behind his back

[jadequila]

ni-ki: [drinks 2 slushies in one minute]

ni-ki: [covers head with a woolen cap and sits in front of a heater]

heeseung, watching from a distance: what is ni-ki trying to do?

jungwon: he's trying to give himself a brain freeze and then melt it, thinking it would make him a genius

sunoo, yelling from his room: NI-KI, WHAT IS 10 PLUS 12?

ni-ki: 22!

jungwon: see? he has become smarter than jake now

jake: 

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[ENHYPEN incorrect quotes using university student convos/vibes]

Heeseung: yo give me one hour of the week where i don't have to worry about the next hour

Jay: standing up right now is a waste of energy

Jake:i don't even know if this apple gives me the nutrients. it could be fake. imma take this croissant tho

Sunghoon: i've done one problem in 2 hours. *stares in disbelief*

Sunoo: you can find me at the highest level of the library. please and thank you.

Jungwon: discussion posts give me green text vibes

Niki: *rips syllabus*

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Yeonjun: you can whoosh us back to 1983?

Hueningkai: I sure can guarantee it you’ll get your money back

Hueningkai: just kidding I can’t take your money

Hueningkai: ..or can I?

Hueningkai: I can’t

[im-just-trying-to-survive-man]

beomgyu: im coming with you

soobin: beep beep its the bad idea meter

soobin: its at 101% capacity

[im-just-trying-to-survive-man]

hyuka: im never going to use math in the real world!

[later]

soobin: im gonna start the live on the count of three

hyuka: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh

[im-just-trying-to-survive-man]

soobin: everything hurts

taehyun: bitch me too

soobin: whats a bitch??

taehyun, smiling: its a loving term for a close friend or family member

soobin: well thanks!! *gets up to walk away*

taehyun: wait where are you going?

soobin: im gonna go tell yeonjun hes the biggest bitch ive ever met!!

taehyun, holding in a laugh: yea, you go and do that

[im-just-trying-to-survive-man]

yeonjun: sometimes i cant tell the guys apart bc i dont go by age or height

yeonjun: i go by whos a pain in my ass

yeonjun: which makes all of them identical

beomgyu: hey!

yeonjun: except for beomgyu

yeonjun: hes the worst of them all

[correct-kings]

Yeonjun, looking into his mug: is this bleach?

Beomgyu: no.... it's u-um... Sparta!

Yeonjun:

[beomgyumybf]

*Yeonjun trying to teach Beomgyu math*

Yeonjun: Gyu what is 2+1

Beomgyu: 37?

Yeonjun: in the name of-

Soobin: love, in the name of love -Bebe Rexha

Yeonjun: what the hell, no

[incorrect00liners]

yeji: i’m sorry, but this time i can’t do as you say.

hyunjin: what do you mean “this time”?! you’ve never done what i’ve said once since i’ve known you!

[incorrect00liners]

felix, frantic and excited: WHAT IF INSTEAD OF PUBG IT WAS PUG G AND WE JUST SHOOT TREATS AT EACHOTHER 

yeji, placing a crown on felix: king genius your honour

[experianceueyo]

txt dorm: [on fire]

kai: reNeGAdE ReNEgaDe ReNeGaDE

soobin, dragging everyone out while picking up essential things and operating a fire extinguisher: y'all really-

yeonjun: i guess you could say this is...liT

taehyun: [unbothered]

beomgyu: [screaming]

[experianceueyo]

kai: only geniuses are able to say these 4 words quickly: eye, yam, stew, peed

soobin: no one is going to fall for that-

beomgyu: IAMSTUPID