i don't even know

She/her. Queer. Chronic reblogger.

[saturdaysky]

The Archmage Demodus Blix and his Noble, Faithful, Extremely Real companion Figment

[mgs5]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[priorwaltress]

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

[gyossefka]

Audrey Benjaminsen

[the-starlight-papers]

I get so many tinder ads on YouTube and apparently this is not a common occurrence.

Please free me from the gay guy misgendering me and telling me I need to try tinder astrology mode.

[the-starlight-papers]

I take it back I have started getting pregnancy test ads.

THE TINDER ADS DIDN’T EVEN WORK.

[inbabylontheywept]

im sorry i read the phrase "tinder astrology mode" and my brain just shifted from fourth gear back to first without even hitting the clutch. saw shrimp colors for a second. dreamt i was a lizard dreaming itself a man. im not sure who or where i am anymore.

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[homunculus-argument]

I'm pretty sure that any two sufficiently good-looking gen Z kids could make it on TikTok by making videos that are 100% word-for-word re-enactments of Monty Python skits, and the whole audience who has never heard of the flying circus in their lives would lose it over such fresh and original material.

[d0n-d13g0]

don't give them any ideas

[homunculus-argument]

somebody's gotta

[calcitron]

as an example: posting this without context makes it looks like a tiktok already - just really low quality for some reason

[ariadne-mouse]

"Well, there are regular version updates to the religion text and they're actively maintaining device support."

[utilitycaster]

matt mercer playing an animal companion/familiar who can talk is like I am going to be so fucking unhelpful

[kerosene-in-a-blender]

Abu is fully like, "I knew this was supposed to be a deadly series but I don't want my character to die because he got stuck in a chimney"

[ariadne-mouse]

no thots in ther hed empty

[utilitycaster]

welcome to our grimdark post-apocalyptic "the gods abandoned us" series. here's what's happening tonight:

figure out how to fold up the hang glider you got earlier today when you traded a bird puppet and also some skulls and blood to an ogre

find group of heretics

talk to group of heretics

do a reverse santa claus up a chimney (without group of heretics)

you are hiding on a roof

a large, mostly useless bat is there

[utilitycaster]

Omar Fadel gets an email that just says "dark bardcore mission impossible music"

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[eatthekidsfirst]

friends with consequences

[ariadne-mouse]

it's been said before but hot damn i can't get over Abu's voice acting. like every time, yeah, that's a corpse animated by fungus

[baejax-the-great]

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

[pillowspace]

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards