BORN TO DERAIL - WORLD IS A TRACK - 鬼神 Rail Em All 1992

I am train man - 410,757,864,530 DEAD TESLAS he/him, thirty+, microwaveable. westbahn stans do not interact. minors stay away, shoo

[energyprison]

yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

[reactionimagesdaily]

[cursedgreendayimages]

the next time someone asks what this country is like i’ll just send them this

[leona-florianova]

-  Velký noční hlídač / Watchman

- author of the videomaping Milan Cais 

-photography ©ČTK,  ©David Peltán, MAFRA.

[oceaxe-ifdawn]

how do we get them to stop doing that

[vampmilf]

they also blink and move btw in case anyone was wondering if it could get worse

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

the greatest of gatsbies

[pocket-sized-nightmare]

@mu-mimama

[so-much-for-subtlety]

some kind of amphibious two-stroke engine

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[dramakoala]

[sunderwight]

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

[beardedmrbean]

[vintage-tigre]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[ryebreadgf]

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

[shamebats]

For context: Jonis Josef is a famous Norwegian comedian.

[brightlotusmoon]

[stella-draws-things]

[egberts]

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

yeag

[reichsbahnfan]