And yet here we are

@neverafuckgiven

he/him. I'm old. I like dungeons and dragons, critical role, and various other shit.

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Did Luis just say Azune doesn't have balls???? Trans man?!

#critical role #spoilers #??

hey so I’m talking with my wife and I just realized she’s never felt an earthquake so uh

have you ever felt an earthquake

yes

no

Voting ended onFeb 24

and pls reblog i need to know!!!!!!!

#yeah only one #I'm in maryland #I had just watched the episode of mythbusters about water heaters exploding and I thought that was what was happening

thought about daeron dreaming about kissing dunk then waking up and having a wait a damn minute moment

#dunk x daeron #I can imagine daeron stressing because is this a regular dream or a dragon dream #is this prophetic and the gods want him to hook up with Dunk #or is he just horny??

Oh my God, I'm having flashbacks to some of our dnd sessions with ridiculous fucking plans. This is painful in the funniest way

#critical role #critical role spoilers

Did the episode start late? Or is YouTube acting weird???

I didn't realize steam decks had mics so I'm sitting here, congested as fuck, mouth breathing like a creep, before I even think about it. I played like 10 games in a row.

james-p-sullivan

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

james-p-sullivan

this post was up for like five minutes and already im being told how wrong i am

fuck you, you can kiss my 30 year old ass

feanor-the-dragon

You know what? I needed to read this today

Fuck ageism! I'm middle-aged and it kicks ass. Random dudes don't hit on me anymore and I have more self-confidence and financial security than ever. I still think the world is going to hell in a handbasket, but I'm not about to kill myself over it anymore. I've survived some shit and learned that I'll survive this shit, too.

My 30s were my favorite decade. I knew who I was, what I wanted, and how to advocate for it better than any previous point in my life, and it made my life demonstrably better.

You are right OP, own this time! Happy birthday, and may you have many more, equally joyful.

#LEGIT THOUGH because i was so sure i wouldnt nake it to 25 and here i am 32 and it fucking rules

how many periods have you had this year

zero

one or two

three or four

five or six

seven or eight

nine or ten

eleven or twelve

more than 12

what kind of fucking poll is this? show results

Voting ended onDec 30, 2024

Where's the 'I don't know' option?

#thats what the testosterone is for baby

I am not taking a risk

Not risking it pals

U know what I want potato of luck

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

potato I will never ask you for anything else in my lifetime please potato for fuck's sake

Just had our regional supervisor (??? I guess that's his title) come in and say "your numbers are great. Your customers love you and your wait times are spectacular. Let's change what you're doing and do this instead"

Dude, completely ignoring the fact that you're creepy as fuck, that is going to totally fuck our workflow and end up with longer wait times.

. . .

Like, dude, you just said our numbers are good. And then on top of it, he's like "hey why don't you get trained to give immunizations?" I answer honestly with "bro I have major anxiety, like medication treated anxiety" and he proceeds to condescend to me about getting over it. Like I'm sure it wasn't intentional but I don't like you even more now.

Fuck that guy

Just had our regional supervisor (??? I guess that's his title) come in and say "your numbers are great. Your customers love you and your wait times are spectacular. Let's change what you're doing and do this instead"

Dude, completely ignoring the fact that you're creepy as fuck, that is going to totally fuck our workflow and end up with longer wait times.

. . .

Like, dude, you just said our numbers are good. And then on top of it, he's like "hey why don't you get trained to give immunizations?" I answer honestly with "bro I have major anxiety, like medication treated anxiety" and he proceeds to condescend to me about getting over it. Like I'm sure it wasn't intentional but I don't like you even more now.

Fuck that guy

awesomebutunpractical

You can have any animal for a pet. Any complications such as “keeping the animal healthy and happy” and “the time and effort it would take to keep happy and healthy pet” and “keeping yourself uneaten” and “the pet I want is kind of extinct” have all been solved perfectly. You don’t have to think of that.

What is your pet?

awakefor48hours

Since the news is still fresh

How did you find out Trump got (not fatally) shot?

The news

The SPN meme

A mutual/someone I follow posted about it

Twitter

(I hope not) this poll

Somewhere else

Voting ended onJul 20, 2024

Please consider reblogging for more people to see

#TikTok #i kept seeing memes about it

Cregan and Jace's Height-difference

Its not even that big of a difference, yet HBO gave us three shots of Cregan looming over Jace like a mf tower 💀

#maybe im overthinking it #but these shots almost look like Cregan is circling him #something something Cregan as a werewolf circling his “prey”#jacegan #jace x cregan #i don't even go here

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

#barely contained chaos

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

some of you in the notes.. i would say read the room but you didn't even read. the post

#do i hate kids? no. do i prefer to not be around them? yes. like what am i gonna do with this kid?#keep answering their toy phone? how many minutes do you have on this thing? what kind of calls are you making? how do you afford it?

i made a quiz: what does your soul smell like? (friendship/ relationship compatibility in the results!)

embracing-the-ineffable

No one tagged me, but it looked like fun! I got freshly baked bread, and that sounds about right ･ｰ

Please play if you want to! And here are some tags:

Ooh this was fun! Thanks! The questions were great but I was very confused as to why anyone would ever choose ‘Spiked milkshake’ as a drink!

It does feel like I’ve been walking in the dark for an awfully long time now. Anyways…

fierceyetflawed

oh this seems so nice I’m joining in <33

too nice and soft of a result. sth I hope i can be.

tagging; @time-travelling-chaos @the-stars-are-ineffable @aziraphales-ineffable-bookshop + anyone who wants to join in :)

thestarsareineffable

thanks for the tag!! this is such a nice quiz <3

i really hope i can be like this :)

tagging: @twomanyfandomshelp @tragic-cosmic-magic @touloserrrr @earlgreycoffee5 @snowandboe plus open tags!!

<3

Npt: @blueberriez17 @shadowbutterfly0 @stewpid-soup @imsotallsettos @ilianazzzosemanverse and open tag!

ilianazzzblog-x

Thanks @touloserrrr for the tag!

This is so fun!

I tag @nexi1066 @theshyqueergirl @tomyheartsblog @toulouseradiosilence @midnightsky661 @ucanbanything @polinmaster3000 @h0rr0r5h0w-c1ty @charliespringsleftconverse @robinheaney12 @linnyunicornlover @patrick270 @lilythefirst819x + anyone else who wants to join<3 (no pressure and no obligation to do it)

robinorollieidm

This is so cute!!!

Hey @ilianazzzosemanverse we’re compatible!!

🏷️: @fr3man @sunbeammmm @heartstopper-lover123 @ali-da-demon @alextheaxolotllll and anyone else!! No pressure!!

I also got coffee :D

@sir-twix-the-3d @small-giggle @i-love-your-father @rapidlydecayingcorpse and anyone who wants to join

i-love-your-father

@feral-goblin-kid @dandelions-arent-weeds @whimsiboy

dandelions-arent-weeds

huh

@peapodsinspace @ollies-moving-castle @goblinofthelaboratory @agentwaffle

I guess this is what I hope I am

@mrmillipede @bayfuzzball7050 @gayfraggle @authorjones

Uhhhhhh

@cloudydays69 @amphibifish

^_^ !!!

@sigyn-foxyposts @blessedshortcake @helkodrillenz + open tags !!!

helkrokodillenz

Ty for the tag @amphibifish <D !

@sigyn-foxyposts @hanaiikiki @floofgryph @frogs-are-cool-but-so-is-medea

@its-melzzz @brokensenseofhumor @evansuvamp @alonelyidiotwholovescats @animefans-stuff + open tags!

sigyn-foxyposts

Thanks for the tag @amphibifish and @itz-hellenz !! :33

This is pretty accurate I’d say!

Tags: @sparrowmp4 @atreyushortcake @hanaiikiki @jonquilclegane @mistress-of-words @piratespacex @roruna @ryebread-x @swallowtail-lotus + anyone who wants to join! <33

Thanks for the tag! This is such a lovely quiz

I got coffee! Which is such a good smell

Tagging @spacepastry @beaniebaneenie @b-wutched and anyone else who wants to play

Another candle smoke here, seems accurate.

@norrington-hell @hawkheartedlion and anyone who wants to

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