uhhhh

My name is Liz. Here goes something.

[lesbianshepard]

professors seeing “teddy lupin” on their rosters and being like “ah yes, remus lupin’s son. remus was such a well behaved student, i’m sure his son will be the same”

and then teddy shows up for class and they’re like “oh no….oh no”

[thecatsmustbecrazy]

special delivery

[fgrobichiko]

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

[dontbesuchasourdalek]

Admit it: Oliver Wood’s reaction to Harry receiving his Nimbus 2000 is the best part of the entire first movie.

[weed-enjoyer69]

[lemonsdeadblog]

see out of context this is funny but when you know why he’s actually in there it’s pretty fucked up

[cactusemojiii]

why is he in there

[pennywise-theclown]

he was trying to find a tub to melt a dead body in acid in

[cactusemojiii]

oh well I was not expecting that

[beyoncebeytwice]

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

[melissamcbabe]

[3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h]

i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face

[sexyboitommo]

Writing with ur left hand is fine but having a URL like that is definitely not

[3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h]

i can’t even argue w that tbh

[cesnva]

[pantywitch]

Not pictured: Peeta immediately runs back to the force field so that Finnick can repeat his ‘CPR’ performance.

[pothepolarbear-deactivated20210]

Some people still think Beauxbatons was for girls and Durmstrang was for boys.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

THANK YOU

[bluedogeyes]

[becomeundone]

[iamsleeping]

#remember that time when they almost kissed

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

[mumfordslionheart-deactivated20]

If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding.

Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via zackisontumblr)

[lizlemonism-deactivated20140815]

[stahlcommaliz]

#will this child ever not delight me #can everyone else just look at him and take notes

[irrationalwitch-deactivated2014]

sirius gets a baby girl and names her orange and he’s just so happy and proud and he tells everyone he meets hey this is orange, she’s the new black

[rozzsolomon-deactivated20150817]

and when sirius dies she will be the orphan black

[coinlaundrys-deactivated2012060]

[stahlcommaliz]

#A+ to misfits’ writing

[expelliarmus]

[shanehollnder]

#my favorite thing is when people refuse to do the thing