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She/Her≀19≀Hair of Slytherin≀A Hunter≀ ALWAYS open to new friends

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Sirius: hey do you know anyone who can teach me how to play the trumpet?

James: why?

Sirius: I wanna wander around the Slytherin dorm and annoy Snape

Remus: technically you don’t need to know how to play them for that

Sirius: *gasps like a drama queen he is*

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James: hey what’s going on?

Lily: I guess there’s no harm in telling you now. Alice and frank are going to have a baby

James: what? Why didn’t you tell me sooner?

Lily: I didn’t tell you cause I didn’t think you could keep it a secret

James: What? I’m an excellent secret keeper I’ve kept all our secrets

Sirius: What secrets?

James: Oh no no no Padfoot. I’m not gonna tell you because I’m an excellent secret keeper.

Lily: *laughs and leaves*

Sirius: Pst you’re gonna tell me later?

James: You already know

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Sirius in the common room standing on the table screaming: MoOoMmMaAaAaAa

Rest of the Gryffindors while sighing: OOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOooooooo

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James, joining him on the table, drunkenly slinging an arm around his neck and howling: I don’t wanna DIEEEEE! Remus, looking up from his book in the corner, muttering under his breath: Sometimes I wish I’d never been born at all…

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The one where Sirius almost outed Remus

Sirius: I have to go to the class

Remus: bye

Sirius: *kisses Remus goodbye*

Sirius: *realises Remus isn’t out yet*

Sirius: *kisses James on the mouth*

Sirius: *kisses peter on the mouth*

Sirius: always a pleasure

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Remus: can I be frank with you guys?

Sirius: I don’t see how changing your name is going to help, but ok.

James: can I still be James?

Sirius: shhhh, let Frank speak.

Remus: ...

Remus: *leaves*

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Genie: and what for your third wish?

Sirius slamming down his fork after finishing his second cheesecake: TAKE A WILD FUCKIN GUESS BUDDY

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new quarantine project

(TLDR available at the bottom of this post)

look we got really fuckin screwed with the cursed child thing and then fantastic beasts imo, like I do like the fantastic beasts series but we have been waiting for more marauders content for decades now. so I’ve decided that fuck it, there’s no reason we can’t create it ourselves. we’ve been doing a hell of a job so far on fanfics and headcanons and fanart and every other form of media; why not the full seven book series we deserve?

at this point, it might be a fair judgement that the fandom has done more to build upon the world of the marauders and their relationships than the original series laid the grounds for. more canon content has been produced by rowling since then, but I believe a lot of our imaginings have been shaped by the many ideas that we as a community have come up with. that’s why I’d like to involve the entire hp community in creating this series (essentially crowdsourcing creativity/ideas). seven books for the marauders prequel story is a lot of ground to cover, and while I have a few ideas, I want the final product to truly reflect all the love and originality we’ve been pouring into this series for years.

Keep reading

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I’m all in

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Harry Potter and the Prisoner Of  Azkaban

Hermione: Did you know? that atoms never touch each other.

Hermione: and since we're made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our entire lives.

Hermione: So to answer your question professor, no i did not punch Malfoy.

McGonagall: Miss Granger Tha Fuq?

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McGonagall: your godson got into a fight in school

Remus: oh my god is he oka-

Sirius: did he win?

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“Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?”

"Yes," said Harry stiffly.

"Yes, sir."

"There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."

Snape:

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James:

Sirius:

James:

Sirius:

McGonagall: DETENTION, POTTER, BLACK.

James: what? Why?

McGonagall: YOU’RE SUSPICIOUSLY QUIET

Sirius: Well... you’re not wrong.

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The music video for “cardigan” will premiere tonight, which I wrote/directed. A million thank you’s to my brilliant, bad ass video team - Cinematographer Rodrigo Prieto, producer Jil Hardin, executive producer Rebecca Skinner, AD Joe ‘Oz’ Osbourne, editor Chancler Haynes, special effects wizards David Lebensfeld & Grant Miller and set designer Ethan Tobman. The entire shoot was overseen by a medical inspector, everyone wore masks, stayed away from each other, and I even did my own hair, makeup, and styling 😂 

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OMG AN ALBUM AND MUSIC VIDEO ON MY BIRTHDAY

THANK YOU TAYLOR FOR THE BEST BIRTHDAY OF MY LIFE

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Sirius: moons I have to tell you something

Remus: yes?

Sirius: I think you love me

Remus: omg I doooo???!!! Why didn’t you tell me sooner? What do I do now?

Sirius: it’s ok I love you too

James:

Lily:

James: what kind of a love confession did I just witness?!!??!!

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Sirius in the common room standing on the table screaming: MoOoMmMaAaAaAa

Rest of the Gryffindors while sighing: OOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOooooooo

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Remus: ultimate life hack: use a knife as a bookmark so you can stab the person that interrupts your reading in an instant

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*Ron Weasley voice* Ginny Will you kill this spider for me?

*Ginny Weasley voice* Is it trying to hurt you, ron?

*Ron Weasley voice* It's on my bed and hurting my heart

*quiet Fred Weasley voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified Ron Weasley shrieking*