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[stanbabex]

          Mun is tired and is lacking everything. Like or reblog for a short lyric starter from a random song out of their playlists.

[despairingcurse]

—- Yooo I’m back Quick Promo for a recently remade rp blog for South Park’s very own Pete/Red Goth! Check it out, party people follow backs from @writingcrowbat

[youbxstards]

                                            I hate this town, it’s so washed up                                             And all my friends don’t give a fuck

                         I n d e p e n d e n t  K y l e  B r o f l o v s k i                                             They’ll tell me that it’s just bad luck                                             When will I find where I fit in

[ddancerevolution]

Ayyy the last icon promo I’ll make because, well, I updated my icons! 

Give this post a like or reblog if you wanna roleplay with a (side-blog) Yao from South Park! You know the guy who danced DDR in that one episode? You know the one <3

[stanbabex]

—Stan’s not too big on PDA, but he will wrap his finger in his S/Os belt loop or put his hand in their back pocket in public just so he feels a little safer, and just to feel them.

[stanbabex]

youbxstards‌:

Kyle lets out a sigh, placing a hand on the other male’s shoulder. “Or we could avoid the bottle, get pizza, let me wrap you in that blanket I have you like, put on cute animal documentaries and let you eat all my ice cream." 

          “...alright, alright. Junk and animals it is.”

          What Stan won’t admit is that he’s fine with Kyle offering something else. Maybe a healthier approach to things (even if ice cream isn’t technically healthy) would help ease his mind more than booze.

[stanbabex]

youbxstards‌:

“…Whats wrong dude?”

          “Knowing you? You’ll drag it out of me when I’m at the bottom of the bottle.”

[stanbabex]

iilovedalone‌:

      “Only always.”

          “You’re the best.”

[stanbabex]

pasteldragonss‌:

     “I’m gonna get high with Kenny if you wanna join us Stan.”

          “Yeah, I’m down, dude.”

[stanbabex]

          “...anybody down to drink tonight?”

[sinfulavenger]

Ask my muse about their secret crush

💕 Is their crush male or female

💖 Is their crush older or younger than them

😍 Are they and their crush friends

💋 Where would they like their crush to kiss them

😴 Did they ever dream about their crush

😎 Did they ever have dirty fantasizes about their crush

💎 Did they ever buy their crush a gift

💟 Do they think that their crush likes them back?

💌 Did they ever send a note to their crush?

👤 Does their crush have long or short hair?

👁 What eye color does their crush have?

😉 Did they and their crush ever go out alone?

💘 Do they eventually hope to confess to their crush

😘 Describe the crush in three words

🤗 What do they like the most about their crush?

[stanbabex]

iilovedalone‌:

      “No, it’s not…”

          “God, you’re so goth, I don’t even wanna spoil it.”

[stanbabex]

@iilovedalone

          “Maybe. I might just sound like an idiot, but it’s not human, is it?”

[stanbabex]

📂

Useless Headcanons | Accepting

          Stan’s got the memory of an infant. He remembers some things, little or big, but it’s just... bad. Don’t trust him to remember anything, he forgets to go to work sometimes.

[stanbabex]

📂📂📂📂📂

Useless Headcanons | Accepting

…just for sending in five of those things, you get 5 useless headcanons.

          1. Smokes weed sometimes, and one time when he got high at a party, he ended up sitting on his brownie, didn’t know he did, and thought he shit himself. Nobody knows about this.          2. Peed himself at a club once. Again, nobody knows about this.          3. He’s is extremely susceptible to temperature. He can tell when there’s the slightest increase or decrease in the temperature, and he either freezes or burns up. In certain context, this can be very convenient for his partner to know…          4. On top of being able to dance in general, he can also twerk (got a real nice butt for it, too).          5. Stan is still kinda goth.

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

[iilovedalone-blog]

My Michael has returned, more emo than ever before. How about you like/reblog this post if you wanna RP with a nihilistic misanthrope Michael from South Park.