[toesuckler]

are people who assume your age ususally correct?

no, i am older than they think

no, i am younger than they think

yes, i am the age range they assume

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2023

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

congratulations *evangelion gif here*

me discovering previously undiscovered levels of tits

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

One time in driver's ed training we stopped in the middle of nowhere off the highway at a combination KFC and Taco Bell. Guy at the counter was wearing a Taco Bell hat and asked "KFC or Taco Bell?" before I said anything, so I said "uhh, KFC?" and this fucker dipped behind the counter and reappeared with a KFC hat on instead

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

shapeshifter

[snoopishane]

So…

you guys do drugs?

No!!!!!

420 bong rip city

something scary (tell me but maybe like as an anon not in the tags snitches ect)

🐴 tranqs

❄️cane

🍬 miss Molly

🍄/🧫 shrooms or cid

Multiple (probs don’t put it in the tags but I did lol)

Voting ended onFeb 25, 2023

[catchymemes]

[jazyki]

Russian:

[transgender-rex]

@bifrosted-flakes

[scarlct-vvitch]

in honor of ace week id like to shoutout every asexual who first thought they were bi/pan because they looked at all the genders and felt no difference and zero is equal to zero so they said "huh. must be bisexual" and then shoved their sexuality back under the rug for 3-5 years

[scarlct-vvitch]

this is the entire ace experience in two sentences

[the-ipre]

[id: a screenshot of tags saying “#listen it’s still under the rug #my sexuality doesn’t seem like any of my business okay” /end id]

[penandinkprincess]

I just saw a fanfic author on tiktok advertising their fic like booktok does and peace and love but friend. your real life actual face??? associated with your fic???

listen, as far as y'all are concerned, I am a sentient seal with access to a keyboard, and we’re leaving it at that

[marsapartment]

I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard

[magnetoeisenhardt]

Not only would he chase her on skates, he would press a button on his utility belt and his boots would transform into a pair of roller skates. This would be played completley straight, and never mentioned again.

[libraryoftheancients]

Robin would just have Heelys

[kitzatara]

I’m delighted to tell you that you’re 100% right and it’s canon to this movie

[damianwaynerocks]

THE GIF

[brakken]

invasive thoughts

[terapsina]

Vote for your favorite humanoid 🤖ANDROID/ROBOT🤖 character (includes both characters that are partially biological and those that are not)!

Data (Star Trek: TNG)

Murderbot (The Murderbot Diaries)

Breq (Ancillary Justice)

K-2SO (Rogue One)

Robot (Lost in Space)

Cameron (Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles)

The Android (Dark Matter)

T-850 Terminator (Terminator movies)

Baymax (Big Hero 6)

C-3PO (Star Wars)

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

[stanchezz]

[fooliofailure]

bro thay put transgender in me

[fooliofailure]

you’re good queen. i mispelt “they”. Some kind of yrbasgender i am. i deserve to have it suques out of me likr a ksoquito

[frankencanon]

[ ID: Two replies by @/nyanoraptor that read,

suques yhe yrbasgender out of yuo likr a ksoquito

oh i fucked that one huh

/end ID. ]

[vintar]

i am begging this brown bear sanctuary to rethink their phrasing

[oceanicmajestic]

outta my way, straight boy

[wizardpotions]

final battle

ibuprofen

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

[aemelia]

Things I am most upset about BBC Merlin edition

Wasted potential of the Pendragon siblings as an iconic duo

No real interaction between Gwaine and Lancelot???

Wasted potential of Morgana/Gwaine dynamic (read BoM you’ll understand)

Gwen being used as a prop for a stale love triangle

Uther’s death being treated as a tragedy when he’s actually medieval Hitler

Merlin not telling Gaius and Kilgarrah to fuck off with their bad advice

Arthur never being held as a child

Me having to witness 5x13 with my own two eyes

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

[catchymemes]

[renthony]

Okay but legit, if you're not in a Buy Nothing group, seek out your closest one. We literally got a free washer and dryer once. We've gotten groceries, craft supplies, pet supplies, clothes, and all sorts of shit. It's awesome.

On top of that, Instead of donating our old unwanted stuff to places like Goodwill, which wildly mistreat their workers, Buy Nothing lets me donate things directly to my community, without the risk that the sorters at the thrift shop will just throw things in the trash. I've passed along open things of hair care products that I didn't wind up liking but that had nothing wrong with them. I've passed along snacks we didn't like, pet food we didn't wind up using, and all sorts of perishables that would have otherwise gone right in the garbage.

My local group even has regular meetups where people bring all their stuff at once, and it's like a giant garage sale where everything is free.

They have a damn near global presence, so check out the website if you're looking for a local group!

[snoopishane]

Guess who finally got polls? Help him fire his beam attack!

Gather your strength ⬇️

｡.:*･ﾟ☆.｡.:*･ﾟﾞ((ε(*っ′∀`)っ─☆｡.:*･ﾟ☆.｡.:*･ﾟ💥

It’s not too late to lend a hand! ⬆️

Voting ended onFeb 7, 2023

[snoopishane]

Guess who finally got polls? Help him fire his beam attack!

Gather your strength ⬇️

｡.:*･ﾟ☆.｡.:*･ﾟﾞ((ε(*っ′∀`)っ─☆｡.:*･ﾟ☆.｡.:*･ﾟ💥

It’s not too late to lend a hand! ⬆️

Voting ended onFeb 7, 2023