“They Look Beautiful & Majestic”

he/him // 25 // signed up solely for the jonsa // bit of everything now

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[mortalityplays]

you can stay indoors all day when the sun is out, and sometimes it's nice like a cool draught from a tranquil spring, but watch out because if you stay indoors for two days in a row while the sun is out you start doing odd gothic literature things, stalking the halls and passages and muttering to yourself and parting the blinds to gaze down at your neighbours with a haunted look before turning away to contemplate your mannequins #yourmannequins. three days and you're basically fucked. you have to throw a towel over your head to scurry as far as the store for milk and people jeer at you like frankenstein's monster.

[siyumail]

something I drew while I was battling a fever

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[quietwingsinthesky]

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

[dogpuppy]

[behbuh]

🤔💙💫💚

[maryoliveoil]

LOL

[nessa007]

INDE NAVARRETTE "The fake answer that I love to give [for my childhood crush] is Channing Tatum in Step Up. But the real answer is Optimus Prime in Transformers. Specifically, obviously, the first one. There's a monologue that he has at the end of the movie that leads right into [a Linkin Park song]. I think that was my awakening."

[ash-rigby]

mutuals even if I don't talk to you much/at all, when I see you on my dash I'm doing this

[charl0ttan]

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

[pangur-and-grim]

trying to couch nap but they’re observing me

[madicham]

I wanted to draw them

[my-artblog-is-ssjumi]

their shapes are compelling

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[meow-moment]

[unterwaesche]

[prguitarman]

I drew that comic 11 years ago and it’s still accurate

[pangur-and-grim]

I know Belphie was so wretched and bald as a baby because his body was more focused on staying alive than things like 'getting bigger' or 'growing fur', but like... he really is just a little pink baby... he's like a little grub in his bald little baby pictures...

he was a thing

[pangur-and-grim]

incorrect! he smells like soy sauce

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[fidget-sinner]

En Anglais, on ne dit pas “quatre vingt dix neuf”, on dit “ninety nine” qu'on pourrait traduire comme “Hurr durr, regardez mois, j'ai un système de numérotation fonctionnel” et je crois que c'est magnifique.