Craig Greg

19 y/o. South Parks Creek has taken my life as hostage. Memes with traces of Zelda nonsense and Nintendo tomfoolery Art blog: stanglassart Nsfw art blog: @stanglassnsfw

[ruinedchildhood]

[stilleri]

did a sketch trade! here’s claret’s shiny trash boy from pathfinder~ <3

[stanglass]

I hate you it’s so PRETTY I log onto tumblr for the first time in ages and I see THIS and I HAVE to reblog it 😂❤️

[alyruko]

And then shawarma after?

[phantoms-lair]

It just occurred to me Noir doesn’t know that ketchup and mustard are distinguished by color (since black and white world) and it trying to figure out what’s in the bottles 

[aerialsquid]

THE SERVERS ARE VENOM AND MOVIE VENOM.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Is no one gonna mention the two Spider-Mans recognising each other in the background or

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

[aphony-cree]

Something I learned from a costume designer: if an item can be washed multiple ways the designer is only legally obligated to put one of the ways on the tag, but if there’s only one way to wash that item they have to put Only on the instructions

If the tag says “Dry Clean” it’s safe to machine wash but the designer thinks it looks better if you get it dry cleaned 

But if it says “Dry Clean Only” you will destroy it if you wash it any other way

[fuzipenguin]

Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy

[programmerhumour]

Repost to spread. (Not really humor)

[weirdhologurl]

https://www.theverge.com/interface/2020/3/12/21174815/earn-it-act-encryption-killer-lindsay-graham-match-group

A sneaky attempt to end encryption is worming its way through Congress

The EARN IT Act could give law enforcement officials the backdoor they have long wanted — unless tech companies come together to stop it

[pineapple-temporarily-moving]

my god, this country is becoming fucking dystopian.

[ithelpstodream]

[luisonte]

[lyingfigure]

y’all working from home

[mistersmokinganddrinking-deacti]

SCREAM…..so what

[kontextmaschine]

Absolutely fucking surreal start-of-the-movie vibe, calmly eating dinner in a restaurant while the TV describes the collapse of the global economy and I keep overhearing snatches from the surrounding tables about the coming plague

[argumate]

nah it only counts if you’re having a messy breakup with the woman you will tenderly reconcile with ninety minutes later

[zexreborn]

The other day I was delivering a pizza and there was on this guy’s lawn a newspaper perfectly oriented on one of the steps to his front door so you could just make out the words in bold print “PLAGUE FEARS DEEPEN” and I’m like yep that’s a movie trailer shot.

[argumate]

I hope as you came in you were listening to a song that is currently popular but not too expensive to license for the soundtrack

[chrissongzzz]

girls be actin freaky at the wrong time u at the drive thru and u ask her want she want and she's like "you😛" bitch there's 3 cars behind us

[depsidase]

[dajo42]

a few weeks ago i was playing smash ultimate and my brother was like “you play with final smash on?” and i was like, yeah, my dude, i play the ridiculous cartoon character fighting game where byleth and captain olimar can brawl to the death in green hill zone and funnily enough i dont turn off the magic floating ball that lets them do the biggest silly bullshit. im playing this game in the kitchen

[slitherbop]

GET HIS ASS

[babyfairy]

this video is incomprehensible

[hustleinatrap]

wtf?

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

who?

[marrymejasonsegel]

I just read the plot of this and somehow it gets worse???

the dwarfs are princes under a curse. In order to break the spell, they need a pair of magic red shoes. But currently the red shoes are owned by Snow White, who, get this, has “let herself go” but when she wears the shoes, they show how beautiful she is on the inside—aka thin.

So basically in order for the princes to break the curse, they have to doom Snow White to a life of fatness. why do they hate us so much.

[susiethemoderator]

Yikes…

[croxovergoddess]

Saw the movie recently and that’s literally not the plot at all

The advertisement group was disgusting af and when the movie came out it was actually nothing like those ads

The princes need to be loved by a “beautiful” woman but what’s beautiful is an opinion.

Snow white loves her size and strength (yeah she lifts!) but her dad goes missing and no man was willing to help her until she ended up in those red shoes. She doesn’t like what the shoes make her into. She just likes finally being helped.

It’s a love story between her and one of the dwarves where He needs to learn to not judge himself or other’s based off appearances

Spoilers but they get together at the end

He’s a prince again and she stays her cute fat self

[asgardian-viking]

So, it was really just a case of really bad marketing

[snailienz]

[petslifeworld]

Cockatiel singing a Zelda song with vegetation on its head - cute animal

[cheap-oracle]

SOUND ON!!! 🔊

[bawberrie]

This they funniest voice cover ever

[champion-iris]

Oh my god that sass I can’t even

[dastardlydorito]

#this is a family friendly movie

[preludeinz]

what in the screaming blue christ