Welcome to the Wild Weast

You're alone in the desert. It's hot. It's dry. You're out of water and it's been so long since you've had a taste of sweet, sweet water. You feel death upon you. You drag yourself along and then you see a horse. You do not know if it is a mirage or real but you see it. A beautiful black mustang. He's rears up into the air. But why? Something wasn't right. And then it happened. He appears just upon the horizon. He's sternly looking up into the sky, showing off his authority. He says to you who he is, but you already know. You couldn't help but to listen to him anyway. The figure says, "I'm Dirty Dan." You then collapse into the red sands of the desert, and that is the end for you.

[bandaalarga]

Trial of Seven

[louisegluckpdf]

just felt a chilly breeze blow through my window

[noirlac]

[captchacomics]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

can we bring back captcha comics

[kushblazer666]

[jasper-rolls]

[honeyslim]

No offense but these are absolute classic images

[triplemj]

this is basically a short horror film

[moveslikekeithrichards]

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

[moveslikekeithrichards]

other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:

the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses

kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand

kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"

middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"

the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying

kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa

kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing

edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"

[bayesic-bitch]

Apparently the silksong subreddit has started doing human "sacrifices", where they ritually elect someone to be banned, in order to guarantee the timely release of the game. somehow this isn't even surprising

[snailfen]

HELP????

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[mousegirlheart]

why do they have the same hairline

[thanook]

why is vegeta scared of peanut

[elliespectacular]

Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 2024

[polaraaace]

Modern AU of The Great Gatsby where Gatsby just sits there with Discord open staring at the green active dot next to Daisy’s icon without actually reaching out to her

[siriusf12]

have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was

[theawesomeadventurer]

[theawesomeadventurer]

happy anniversary to godiwishthatwereme.jpg

[fallout-lou-begas]

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[bedupolker]

It's hard being a single mom of four to eight kids (she's bad at math)

Also self imposed design challenge to design an infant rodent that doesn't look like eraserhead baby

[kriits]

none of you know true tragedy unless youve ever worked in a circus to try and buy your girl a wedding ring but you get stuck in a gorilla suit and everyones too doggone scared to help you out of it

[mothcrumbs]

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

[mothcrumbs]