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A cool place for Michelle to tell her life stories

[virtualpopstarenglish]

Female raffle! ~Cimorene

[virtualpopstarenglish]

Female raffle 🎃

[virtualpopstarenglish]

FEMALE raffle ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[virtualpopstarenglish]

Good luck 💖

[1ightly]

i was looking at grapes in the store n this old lady comes up to me n goes “youre not stealing these are u?” so im like uh no lol? and she goes “oh, well i am” and grabbed a handful of grapes and left

[starbucksjesus]

Well now that you’ve met my grandma, let me intruduce you to the whole family

[xxxanimeweedlordxxx-deactivated]

[starbucksjesus]

Mood in 2018

[pi-la]

[starbucksjesus]

The REAL sugar daddy

[yolonists]

“so are u doing anything special this valentine’s day ;)?”

me:

[starbucksjesus]

Bringing this back for valentines day

[starbucksjesus]

So this one time I was walking home from school, heading to my grandparents house, i open the gate LOW AND BEHOLD there is a fucking chicken running around in their front yard?? So me and the bird just kinda stare @ eachother for a sec and then i walk in. One of my greater moments, my grandparents don’t have chicken though?

[starbucksjesus]

YOU DOn’T EVEN UNDERSTAND. I was rubbin’ the clit like usual and i thought i would watch some porn right? I’m close to climax and this guy is just pounding this chick and my mind just automatically turns to this scene. So then i start laughing and i never fucking came bc of this FUCKING shiT

[starbucksjesus]

Do you guys ever see that one dude who looks like he spended loads of money looking like some hot ass celebrity like Zac Efron, but in reality he looks like a cheap trans surgery victim that sells himself every other weekend in front of chuckee cheeses because he can't afford women hormons and he always ends up with the same single dad who left his kids alone home watching dora the Explorer and actually replies to "BUT WHERE IS IT?" Even though they're 13. Because i think i just saw that guy

[punacceptable]

[starbucksjesus]

Me when the exams start

[kosherqueer]

me: *stubs my toe* wow….i hate men

[feminism-killed-rome]

this shit makes me so angry! haha that’s so illogicalbut i shouldnt be surprised at feminsstis “logic” looool yeah i hurt myself let me blame men for evefrything hurr durr systematic oppression

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

[starbucksjesus]

Is it bad that I'm laughing?

[annabellehectorsworldofweird]

[starbucksjesus]

Nice feet

[stickyfrogs]

[iterativeimprovement]

I could watch this all day.

[persephonesecretlair]

he flipped

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

[funnelcloudd]

@scottbaiowulf

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

[starbucksjesus]

Reblogging because it got better

[petitebabyslut]

[starbucksjesus]

Tell me that doesn't say Taylor Smith

[argentiny-deactivated20160807]

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