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Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure
hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.
He strutted his shit kinda
i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and iā
New pc setup folks what do you think of it
Its good
VOTE BANK NOTE BIRDS
The Last Unicorn really said āThere will be times when you canāt find other people like you and there will be times where you'll wonder if you're really the only person experiencing the world as you are and others will even try to take advantage of you through commodification and exploitation to the point where it starts to dilute your own sense of self and will make you question if you were ever you to begin with but itās important for you to resist the urge to assimilate and find community because there will always be people like you who will understand and have experienced these same things and the only way to combat a dark world who wants to smother your light is to FIGHT FIGHT RAGE AGAINST THE RED BULL DO NOT GO GENTLY INTO THAT OCEAN.ā
And I just think thereās something beautifully and inextricably queer about that
is it weird if i say i genuinely wish there was more positivity aimed at people w large chests
"having a large chest is the beauty standard" no having a large chest is the Sexual standard theres a difference. i can only even be Hot and everything i ever wear will be deemed too sexual for every single situation. tank top shows too much cleavege or side boob a button up is always too busty and a crop top will always show too much skin. having a large chest leads to so much back pain and sexualization and complaining about it makes people go "ahh grass is alwahs greener/you are the beauty standard, why complain?" like genuinely i urge yall to watch anything with a larger chested woman and notice, REALLY notice, that her chest is her entire personality. notice that people critiqing misogynist charavter designs alwayd tend to rally in the statement that large chest=misogny, casting aside the Many Many Many women and people who look like Me and just . have a large chest? and exist? and deserve respect and not to be seen as nothing more than a sex symbol by both sides? idk ikdayy
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please vote for new European bank notes
if there is two things you should remember me by it's both loving birds and being very pro Europe.
Anyway we'll apparently get new bank notes with either historic figures or nature and I'm not telling you to vote for birds buuuuuuut -
https://surveys.ecb.europa.eu/10b/banknotes/share/
https://surveys.ecb.europa.eu/10b/banknotes/share
āWas hat dich bitte radikalisiert?ā
Danke, dass du fragst. 2006/2007 hat die Landesregierung Schleswig-Holsteins unter Peter Harry Carstensen (Ja, eine GroKo) versucht die Transportkosten fĆ¼r Schulwege auch bei schulpflichtigen Kindern nicht mehr zu tragen. In einem primƤr lƤndlichen Bundesland mit langen Schulwegen. Mein eigener bestand aus 5km Rad, 30 Minuten Zug und dann nochmal 2km laufen zur Schule. WƤhrend es bereits zu Protesten kam, mussten meine Eltern mich (13) und meine Schwester (10) hinsetzen und uns erklƤren, dass nur ich weiter auf dem Gymnasium bleiben kƶnnte, weil sie sich die 80ā¬ Monatskarte nur fĆ¼r eine von uns leisten konnten und meine Noten besser waren. Meine Schwester sollte dann auf die nƤher gelegene Realschule.
War recht prƤgend meine kleine Schwester und meinen GroĆvater -der aus finanziellen GrĆ¼nden nach dem Krieg selbst nicht weiter aufās Gymnasium konnte- weinen zu sehen, bevor die Politiker zurĆ¼ckgerudert sind.
She is very lonely
This is easily one of the CRAZIEST videos I've ever gotten. I was rafting down a river when a Yellow Jacket came, landed on my bright pink waterproof phone pouch, and started drinking from the water droplets that had gathered there.
The most amazing part is how the water droplet magnifies the Hornet's mouth parts, so you get to see them up-close!!!! It was FASCINATING to witness!
Here's some of my favorite still shots from that video:
What do you think? š„°
When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military
So heroic posters showing trashmen battling allegorical monsters? I'm down.
Yeah but that's just the beginning. I also want Sanitation Worker Discounts at every business and blockbuster movie propaganda glorifying sanitation work. I want random people to salute garbage collectors and thank them for their service. I want drivers who get impatient with the recycling truck and honk at it and swerve around it to become social pariahs
i gave the venus of willendorf a brewski
venus of chillendorf
Iām very excited for my latest craft experiment, where I rhythmically slap sale rank oil paint onto a canvas and I see how long it takes to dry so that I can finally touch the paint textures I stare at so longingly in museums. 12 hours in, still wet. I am beginning to think this might take longer than I thought which you can imagine is quite a burden, as I am absolutely horned up to rub this paint.
You guys sound like you know what youāre talking about but Iām gonna touch it every twenty minutes just to be sure
Iāve put this canvas to age in the basement like a fine wine, along another recent masterpiece of mine āI put the paint on me hand and I slap the canvas like a bongoā
Paint slapped on 6/9, as of 6/22 (I mean actually it was a couple days ago but I didnāt fully check the dryness then so I canāt be sure):
It is rubbery feeling and the peaks of paint move when you flick them. The texture is not at ALL what I expected tbh and it makes me excited to try a different experiment, thick brush strokes, you know, those mad thicc ones that swirl real good
Hereās an additional shot with my coffee cup for a further sense of scale so people will understand that these canvases are small and therefore stop sending me asks about my supposedly gorilla sized hands, you bastards, you rotten bastards scared of the hands your minds gave me
I donāt know shit about art but isnāt this like a great example of art that pushes the boundaries of what art is? Like youāve got your canvas with paint on it, but your reason for putting the paint there is totally different than why most people put paint on stuff. Itās like a study on texture or something.
Agreed, this is really cool and also I love the fact that you really wanted to touch some paint, so you just went out and bought a bunch of paint and made your own painting for touching purposes. Thatās striking me as really really cool right now for reasons I canāt entirely articulate.Ā
For reference: Really thick paint on a piece of art is called impasto. Another really fun way to do it is with a painting knife: you can make each stroke SUPER SMOOTH like cake icing, but with visible, touchable texture between the strokes.
More impasto:
art by Jan Ironside, who does THICK IMPASTO FLOWERS THAT I SO WANT TO TOUCH
You LITERALLY sat down to watch paint dryā¦
Museums should have stuff like this on display JUST so you can touch it. With a sign like,Ā āFeel me up! I wonāt alarm!ā
make good art
Only thing about thick impasto is that the paint can get a bit sharp sometimes. Like, Iāve cut my hand on dried impasto paint because the paint stroke was that pointed. -.-;
Every reply on this post is delightful
sorry this is not relevant at all but ive seen this post many times and EVERY SINGLE TIMEĀ ā stop sending me asks about my supposedly gorilla sized hands, you bastards, you rotten bastards scared of the hands your minds gave meā makes me spiral ive never laughed so hard thank you
these are getting weird
