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@stardeer1110
HELLO WORLD
Gonna make me a little intro here.
Name: Stari or any form of my url
Pronouns: Any
Gender: Transgendeer
Sexuality: Asexual lesbian
Age: Minor
Interests: Slime rancher, Minecraft, pokemon, stardew valley, tomes and tea, lunar chronicles, demon slayer, one piece, deer, space
Hobbies: reading, art, colorguard, gaming
Adults can interact on posts but don’t private message me
puppygirl bunnygirl this catgirl that
What if I don’t fall into ethier of those categories I am a cling as fuck octogirl I will wrap all my tentacles around you and we will cuddle until I am satisfied wtich is never. Any takers?
(Lesbian post)
you have to consciously unlearn racism and continue to watch for it because it will come out without realizing. because so much of society is structured around it. shrugging and going "i dont care" or "i dont know how else to say it" means you are okay with being racist and hurting other people with how much you dont give a shit about them.
why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?
“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”
I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…
I mean.
“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”
“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”
This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this:
Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”
Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*
This post is a blessing
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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites
Oh my god they were phishing
Tell me there’s good chicken fried rice and my ass will go anywhere
@messengerboyy
ima bsfr anything I want is shii I can acquire myself and if I saw a random ass woman in the water offering me it I’d be weirded out and be like “NO THANKS IM GOOD STRANGE LADY UMMMMMMMM” bc yuh
also who tf wants wet garlic bread smh
bro I’m weak they tell me they got garlic bread and I’m gone, matter of fact if they just showed me some cool bottle caps I’d jump in no hesitation, no thoughts
WET GARLIC BREAD THOUGH????
I feel like in the moment I wouldn't think of that, they would tell me it's dry and I would believe them, I'm that gullible
the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form
why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?
“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”
I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…
I mean.
“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”
“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”
This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this:
Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”
Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*
This post is a blessing
Congratulations! Odysseus! You’ve been selected as a winner for the free $1000 Amazon Gift Card, Apple iPhone X 256G or Samsung Galaxy S8! Claim your prize now!
Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites
Oh my god they were phishing
Tell me there’s good chicken fried rice and my ass will go anywhere
@messengerboyy
ima bsfr anything I want is shii I can acquire myself and if I saw a random ass woman in the water offering me it I’d be weirded out and be like “NO THANKS IM GOOD STRANGE LADY UMMMMMMMM” bc yuh
also who tf wants wet garlic bread smh
bro I’m weak they tell me they got garlic bread and I’m gone, matter of fact if they just showed me some cool bottle caps I’d jump in no hesitation, no thoughts
the sun is a deadly laser fr 🤝
At first when I heard of the heatwave I was making fun of Europeans because it was only in the 80s in Fahrenheit in some places and I was all ‘haha look how weak they are I’ve done band camp in these temperatures’ then I thought more about climate change and how actually these temperatures aren’t normal and humans aren’t meant to function in this weather. Anyway, sorry Europeans, this shit is bad and I hope you guys get some snow or something.
I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor
People talking about the abstragedy credit scene but I literally missed it when I watched the finale because I was crying
*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer
Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy
Added a Y axis from the notes
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HOO WAY
Speak for yourself, rebloging from my grave
reblogs were off
‘I could never eat anything with chemicals it’s unhea-‘ SHUT IT EVERYTHING IS A CHEMICAL DO YOU NOT BREATHE OXYGEN TOO
the potato is so beloved it’s gotta be one of the most versatile vegetables there is. two industries off of slicing them up (fries and chips) and frying them. to quote samwise u can boil them mash them stick them in a stew. we eat them at different ways w every meal. you can put them in bread. we’d be lost w out them stuck eating zucchini chips
i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me
