Buttercup Farm

I'm Vivre, welcome to Buttercup Farm. I'm pretty new myself but I like it here. (all activity will come from Pokenap!)

[j-o-r-i]

Haley! I don’t play but my bsf loves her <3

[what-even-is-thiss]

Thinking about Kent from Stardew Valley, I've often wondered why basically all he talks about to you is about his trauma. Like that's fine I guess but I've casually wondered why it's pretty much the only thing he ever talks about to you.

But it just occurred to me that Sam, Vincent, and Jodi note that he doesn't tell them what's wrong. It's surprising to Jodi that he hates the sound of popcorn, Vincent and Sam both note that he's different but they don't know why, he goes to festivals even though crowds and open fields trigger him.

He's trying very badly to hide it but he needs to talk about it. And the farmer has no preexisting ideas about him. Depending on how long he's been gone this time, you may be the only person in town that didn't know him before he went to the front lines. He's trauma dumping to you and only you because he has no idea to live up to in your mind. You're a blank slate. A new relationship. He doesn't have to pretend to be strong around you. He can just be miserable in your presence and you let him and give him roasted hazelnuts sometimes and roasted hazelnuts remind him of his mom and that's basically what your relationship boils down to. You're the person that will stand next to the river with him and go "Damn dude that sucks do you want an egg"

[what-even-is-thiss]

Also he sends you bombs in the mail so he must know something about you. You must be chatting in universe. How else would he know that you have a use for bombs?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Bonus headcanon that Kent got dishonorably discharged for stealing bombs

[what-even-is-thiss]

[edensundae]

Leah & Haley~! 🎨🎀

Two of my best girls! I went ahead & added some little headcanons for funsies! Haley is SO CUTEE 🫶🏽💕

[kirbles]

everyone come get your mayo soup

[pop-squeak]

a chewy little guy…

[monsterfucker-molloy]

throwing corn at a mountain face would fix me I think

[thetallflower]

[owenology]

i’ve heard people very confidently say that everyone hates the stardew fishing minigame but i love it. do you actually hate it?

yes i hate it

no i love it

i’m ambivalent

Voting ended onDec 24, 2023

[owenology]

sniff sniff sniffle…………

[her0-se7en]

Concerned Ape knows what's up

[danispookypumpkin]

HEY THIS IS FUCKING GREAT BUT YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST GODDAM PART

DAVID LYNCH IS THE OTHER EXCEPTION AND I AM FUCKING LIVING FOR IT.

[waaneco]

Bear and Apples

[ohboylookatthatbugbeepbeep]

saw the sweetest post ever today

[biyaiyko]

shane or the farmer is taking the pic

[pinktrianglecrossing]

⭒ ☆ ⭒ pochettes & friends ⭒ ☆ ⭒

⭒ ⭒ w/ transparent backgrounds ⭒⭒

[queen-gizzard]

[ohboylookatthatbugbeepbeep]

[ohboylookatthatbugbeepbeep]

[ohboylookatthatbugbeepbeep]

when i’m wanting, I remember that I love tumblr. it’s an island of things I love, pretty and funny and hopeful-sweet

I come here with a gentle smile and depart feeling known.

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇