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IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
The worst part about writing is that sometimes you actually have to write.
The best part about writing is also that sometimes you have to write.
I will not elaborate further.
Channeling my inner ‘dad from Coraline’ this week
The Horrors Persist But So Do I
DC x DP but it's just Danny being the universe's punching bag (we're looking at you, Clockwork)
Edit: This is now posted on Ao3!! Enjoy!
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"You're wondering why my parents are making deals with a well-known terrorist, anti-alien enthusiast, meta-human antagonist, and warmonger? Yeah me too," Danny said, pulling out something from the fridge. "Orange juice?"
Batman couldn't help the blink of surprise at the boy's lack of tact. "You don't seem surprised at their behavior."
"Nope," He said popping the 'p' and sipping his orange juice. "They do that a lot."
Once again, Batman blinked in shock. "Make deals with terrorists?"
This was a lot worse than they were expecting...
"Yup. Terrorists, villains, corrupt government agencies. You name it, they've done it."
Batman stared at the glass of orange juice Danny was holding out to him. Numbly, he took it. Then, "Why have you not reported them?"
Danny laughed. It was dry and humorless. "Report them? You're kidding right?"
At Batman's silence, Danny continued.
"Not kidding, then. Sir, with absolutely no respect, the Justice League hasn't helped in worse situations in the past. Why would I expect help now?"
Well. That.
Batman will have to raincheck on Dick's insistence on family movie night.
Turning back to Danny, orange juice held in his hands like it was a bomb, Batman spoke, "Tell me everything."
Officially posted to Ao3
Go check it out!!
the funniest part about danny phantom is that the entirety of the ghost zone somehow decides they have beef with this one 14 year old from illinois in particular. like why don’t you have beef with something that makes sense. like the irs. or the church. like you have all of these cool powers for what? picking fights with teenagers? lame. get a hobby.
Danny Phantom just gets wilder the more you know about it, really.
first of all i gotta say that it's not actually canon that he's from Illinois. the show is just "generic American small city" for his hometown and the fandom took context cues from other parts of the show and decided "Fuck it Illinois makes sense" and just kept that.
But I guarantee you, nothing about the show makes sense when you look at it too closely so take everything with a grain of salt. Yes I'm looking at you, Timeline.
the teenager in question is also kind of a ghost, hence part of the reason why the other ghosts are picking fights with him. He arguably picks a bunch of the fights himself.
it's not just the entirety of the Ghost Zone that get put into the antagonist role in the show either. Danny's other antagonists include:
A literal billionaire (who is also a ghost) (and gets himself elected mayor)
his parents (literally ghost hunters. who also fight the ghosts.)
a circus ringmaster with mind control and reality bending artifacts
Classmates at school who bully Danny
the closest thing we get to an adult who is on Danny's side is Mr. Lancer, who also supports the school bullies
the ghost who impersonated a school counselor and was literally in the role of Danny's therapist for a bit that one episode
A U.S. government agency
a girl he dates was actually being controlled by a dragon ghost and didn't actually want to date him. Have fun with that fallout kid.
the girl he dates for a bit who *wanted* to date him also shows up in costume to shoot him on sight.
his clone shows up and is supposed to be his enemy. he adopts her instead. yes those pronouns are all correct.
she's not really an antagonist but one of his best friends arguably kills him twice. once very much on purpose.
his other best friend and whatever happened in King Tuck.
like it's not enough that this show puts Danny (and friends) against the regular ghosts and the God-Like Being level ghosts and the literal Ghost Tyrant King guy
he can't even catch a break at home either
kid's literally surrounded by people deliberately or accidentally making his life harder, there are no safe Adults, there are barely any safe friends, and he is fourteen and half dead.
and his parents canonically want to rip his alter-ego apart "molecule by molecule" i am not kidding with that one.
Like they made us a sandbox of a Nickelodeon cartoon and just half assed it by grabbing a bunch of two-by-fours, nailing them together... and then sticking them on the beach.
and then people still get mad when the fandom shows up to build sandcastles and dig to china. Yeah, we know they didn't make it That Deep on purpose.
But we're here with the good Tonka Toys anyway and ready to dig.
This post just slapped me in the face (again) with the fact that Danny is just, never safe.
He's never safe.
Home, school, the zone, hanging out with friends, walking down the street, in anotger state; there is nowhere for Danny to go and be safe.
Most ghosts he's met (pretty sure everyone but Frostbite and Pandora), his parents, his friends, Vlad, Jazz; there is almost no one who has not at least once been his enemy.
Can you imagine living like that? At any moment of any day, anywhere he is anyone; even one or both of his best friends, his sister, his mom and dad; anyone could turn around and suddenly become someone he has to fight.
Danny has to be living his life in a perpetual state of adrenaline response. Every waking moment must be spent on a hairpin trigger, ready to fight at the first sign of danger. Can you imagine how much that is going to fuck you up?
not to mention that even his food at home is not safe and that the fast food places are also a latent bomb
My man is struggling and any fics that feature PTSD, cptsd, anxiety, paranoia, or just general mental breakdown? 1000% justified. Canon compliant. More canon than Phantom Planet. (Especially since AGIT retcon'd that trash)
No, wait, hold on. There's a thought.
Y'know that common thing where we make Danny have a slower heart rate because ghost boi?
So, that's supposed to be true. As a halfa he should have a steady heart rate around 20bpm in both forms. And originally that was true after his body settled into its new healthy after the accident. But by the time anyone team Phantom thinks to actually check that stuff just in case, Danny is already Stressed™ 24/7, so they inaccurately judge his baselines to be in perfectly normal human ranges. Like, 70bpm at rest and 120 immediately after ghost fights.
And since consistently having your heart beat at 50-100bpm above what it should is, mm, not good for the organ... Danny has actually been experiencing frequent cardiac events and just not noticing it because it seems like it's all just his new normal and his ghostliness keeps him alive (enough) and lets him recover.
I've seen authors explore cardiac stress as one of the reasons he passed out so often in the show, which makes so much sense it's just canon to me now
The fandom gets creative because the show either deliberately or not, puts Danny in absolute batshit situations and tries to sell it to us as normal. He became evil in a timeline because he cheated on test once and it dominoed from there? Come on. The fandom basically takes the show apart (molecule by molecule) and comes up with insanely creative ideas to explain some of the trends
It's so fascinating and honestly I think it's the reason it's kept my attention for so long
Also, all the "lesson learned" type of episodes?
They teach him the wrong lesson!
He doesn't like Christmas for incredibly justified reasons? Time to teach him to keep his mouth shut and never again speak about his own preferences, because Someone Might Get Upset At Him.
He cheated on a test? Time to teach him that being anything less than entirely honest can amd will get all his family and friends killed. (But not TOO honest, because his secret identity is there to save him from humans, not the ghosts)
Oh, you died? No, you don't get to ask for mental help, get your ass in that rubber suit and go out to fight crime and injustice.
An old, creepy man is sniffing around his mother and him? None of the adults are reliable enough to help, so you might as well just keep quiet and eat the torture with a side of electrocution until Vlad gets bored or messes up and he can escape.
Your bully regularly crosses at least some sort of line daily? No, you don't get to fight back, because the Ghost of Nerds Past is a blind motherfucker who thinks "fighting back" is "being a bully".
Mental health? Who needs that, when the school counsellor could be the creepy, suicide baiting ghost that everyone else seems to like?
And that's just the ones I remember best, I'm sure there's more I'm currently forgetting, at nearly 1 in the morning.
YES the fucking bullying episode bothered me the most. Made DANNY out to be the bad guy for standing up for himself???? FUCK that what a horrible message for kids geez. *Keep your head down so you don't start problems and let people walk all over you* yeah how about no. Crazy work tbh
So, as you know I'm rereading. And this completely took me out:
"What kind of entity has the power to wipe out worlds?
And where are they hiding?
Danny was back at her dumpster."
Poor Danny was going through it.
JDJDJDJDJ LMAO that part always gets me too 🤣🤣 Would you believe me if I told you it was completely unintentional?
Chapter 22 of Phantom Pains - Tearing At The Seams
Here it is!! Go give it love!!
Joker, laughing maniacally on the speaker: Batsy batsy basty! Guess what? We're in for a deja vu!
Batman, speeding the batmobile, teeth gritting: Joker. This has always been between me and you. Let. Redhood. Go.
Joker, laughing maniacally: I suppose I could. But you see. Ever since I found out my favourite boy wonder has risen from his tomb, I've been wondering, you see.
Joker: Oh, I have been wondering that if I gave you a second chance, would you be able to save him this time?
Redhood, Coughing and spitting blood: why you radioactive bastard–
*Sudden rumbling on the outside*
Joker, wide eyed and grinning: No way! Is daddy dearest here for you already?!
*more rumbling*
Red Hood, slightly smiling: You wish it was him. That's my mom.
*wall breaks*
Red Hood: And unlike my old man, she has no hesitation snapping necks every once in awhile.
Wonder Woman, absolutely red with rage: you- YOU METROKOITES!
Joker: ... uh - oh.
*Proceeds to get thrown across the room by Wonder Woman*
Batman, just arriving: I see your mother got here before.
Red Hood, grinning ear to ear watching Wonder woman pulverize the Joker: Thank heavens for that. I haven't seen anything better in my entire goddamn life.
*loud crack*
Joker: AAHHHHHHHHHHHRGHH
Batman, stopping dead in undoing Hood's ropes: Lord. She just broke his spine.
Red Hood, clapping with his just freed hands and smiling like a child: Holy shit. This is the best fucking day ever!
What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
The Horrors Persist But So Do I
DC x DP but it's just Danny being the universe's punching bag (we're looking at you, Clockwork)
Edit: This is now posted on Ao3!! Enjoy!
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"You're wondering why my parents are making deals with a well-known terrorist, anti-alien enthusiast, meta-human antagonist, and warmonger? Yeah me too," Danny said, pulling out something from the fridge. "Orange juice?"
Batman couldn't help the blink of surprise at the boy's lack of tact. "You don't seem surprised at their behavior."
"Nope," He said popping the 'p' and sipping his orange juice. "They do that a lot."
Once again, Batman blinked in shock. "Make deals with terrorists?"
This was a lot worse than they were expecting...
"Yup. Terrorists, villains, corrupt government agencies. You name it, they've done it."
Batman stared at the glass of orange juice Danny was holding out to him. Numbly, he took it. Then, "Why have you not reported them?"
Danny laughed. It was dry and humorless. "Report them? You're kidding right?"
At Batman's silence, Danny continued.
"Not kidding, then. Sir, with absolutely no respect, the Justice League hasn't helped in worse situations in the past. Why would I expect help now?"
Well. That.
Batman will have to raincheck on Dick's insistence on family movie night.
Turning back to Danny, orange juice held in his hands like it was a bomb, Batman spoke, "Tell me everything."
“Straight outta Gotham”
That cliffhanger you left us in was criminal, just reread it and wanted to remind you that you’re evil…
🤣
Evil and proud! Dw the next chappy is being worked on. Taking me longer than expected because of some severe sleep issues. You reminding me I’m evil definitely has boosted my motivation!!🤣
Chapter 3 of Baby Batler is out!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Mermaid witnessing a werewolf transformation by the beach and believes all humans are like that. Pirate: ahoy Mermaid: awooo? Pirate: a what
Pirate: [digging up treasure] Mermaid: no… bad boy… bad… no diggy hole… [sprays water] Pirate: what the fuck Parrot: what the fuck
She thinks the parrot is just a transformed human too.
Love how the mermaid, whose home is presumably underwater, knows absolutely nothing about humans but does know about The Spray Bottle.
#can you imagine seeing a mermaid on a rock and she just fucking#throws her head back in a perfectly wolven howl#in the middle of the fucking ocean
Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?
Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him
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Hal: you've gained some muscles
Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out
Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.
Jason: steroids
Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*
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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?
Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not
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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass
Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?
Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it
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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?
Flash: yeah we could use him with this one
Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?
Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead
This is peak
Hey, anyone who said this outfit would be perfect for Ghost King Phantom? Tada I posted this on a DPxDC discord server, and they said to "lemme reblog this on tumblr!!!" so here we are