i write stuff. angrily.

Perpetually grumpy and just trying to fix my shit in ways that don't make things worse at the end.

[carlomenzinger]

jedes mal wenn ich beim fanfic schreiben denke. nein das kann ich nicht bringen das ist so unlogisch, das ergibt überhaupt keinen sinn, muss ich mich daran erinnern, dass das noch nie einen tatort autor aufgehalten hat

[ayjaydraws]

Wenn wir als Gemeinschaft nur ein bisschen mehr Willensstärke hätten, dann hätten wir "Hanahaki disease" eingedeutscht zu "Blumenkrätze" oder sowas.

[ayjaydraws]

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[downwithpeople]

[adamsmasher]

[vonlipvig]

after drinking my yummy weekly energy drink, i think i need to poll the good people of tumblr dot com

do you drink energy drinks (redbull, monster, etc)? if so, how often?

yes, regularly (1 a week)

yes, regularly (+1 a week)

yes, at least one daily

yes, sporadically (tell in tags)

no

Remaining time: 3 days 23 hours

[cannibalchicken]

[thenightetc]

@argumate

[argumate]

you verb noun?

[redfagdiver]

You verb noun? You verb noun like the comparison? Oh!! Punishment for title! Punishment for amount of time!!!!

[thisishowyoumakemovies]

You deconstruct meme? You deconstruct meme into its base parts? Oh!! Explanation for readers! Explanation for one thousand reblogs!!!!

[76ello]

Miette, the gift that keeps on giving.

[the-sacred-now]

For a moment I was like "oh god what if Miss Piggy dies next?" and then I remembered

[nightmare-from-heaven]

that she's immortal?

[the-sacred-now]

that she's immortal.

[prime-tiktoks]

[coelii]

new tumblr reaction image just dropped

w/ bonus template (but I better not see this anywhere but tumblr)

[coelii]

Here’s an example:

[0rb0t]

[virtualgirladvance]

[hrrkikshoard]

[fred-the-dinosaur]

[insomniac-arrest]

a graph based on my observations

[samayla]

I would like to apply a Dolly Parton quote to this most excellent graph.

[yesornopolls]

If you won a million dollars, would you split it evenly with your siblings?

If you won a million dollars, would you split it evenly with your siblings?

Yes

No

No siblings

Remaining time: 4 days 1 hour

[mckitterick]

source post: X

[red-queen-on-the-heathen-throne]

Good news! A bastard also died today!

Rot in hell, you piece of shit :>

[were--ralph]

had a dream a plane crashed with Him, V*nce and Elon musk in it and woke up in tears i wish good things happened irl

[were--ralph]

like to charge reblog to cast

[were--ralph]

fuck it reblog to cast we dont charge this time

[gdfalksen]

Our Lady of Radical Song, Dolly Parton Our Blessed Rebel Queen, Carrie Fisher Our Lady of Grateful Camaraderie, Betty White

Art by www.lindsayvanek.com

[faustandfurious]

Sauron: “I like your Silmarils”

Morgoth: “Thanks, I stole them from the president”

[samwisegamwise]

hold on i have to read the Silmarillion real quick

[samwisegamwise]

yeah this is funny

[faustandfurious]

braver than any US marine

[regicide1997]

I love the new timestamp feature. Instantly see that it did indeed take nearly a month to reply.

[hymnism]