Ash

23 | She/They pronouns | Lesbian

[wobster109]

Happy almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas Day!!!

[avatrashh]

It’d be a missed opportunity if I ignored the date

[ivy-saurs]

friendship necklace that says tumblr mutuals

[photo-frier]

[doolerdip]

this passes the bechdel test

[toast-potent]

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

strong contender for post of the decade

[mini-moss]

Arowana magic bottle ✨

[stardustspectre]

Had one of those dreams that felt intensely real and makes you look at things and people differently.

[autistic-af]

Source ~ FB HappyHands

A Bingo board titled: "How to make an environment hostile to autistic folks".

The card lists (in order of row, left to right)

Row One:

Oh my brother's cousin has autism, too!

TV, radio, and local choir practice all occuring simultaneously

Unwritten or unspoken expectations

It's actually 'people with autism'

You're doing that for attention

Row Two:

*loud music and expectation of conversation*

Open plan working space, no privacy

Oh, you don't look autistic

Those (stim) toys are for kids why do you need one?

Why are you doing that with your hands it's weird

Row Three:

No written instructions, only verbal

Can't you just act normal

(Blue Puzzle piece free space)

Fluorescent or flickering LED lights

You're asking too many questions

Row Four:

You talk too much/why are you so quiet

Ohhh you're one of those *insert functioning label*

So you're like a voice for the ones who don't talk?

*continues talking over background noise*

Nobody else has a problem with that

Row Five:

Why do we need all those labels anyway?

*upon disclosing* I'm so sorry

Assuming everyone is cisgender and heterosexual

'Full body listening' or 'look at me when I talk to you'

Sit still/stop fidgeting

[hide-and-seekrets]

apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life

[memewhore]

[dogpantry]

clumpy man

[stardustspectre]

Now entering: sappy and emotional hours

[ghostin]

mocking big noses should get you killed

[y3llowfinches]

When u are hopeless & the world is full of despair the answer is a walk and a shower

[memewhore]

[huffylemon]

[passion-of-l0vers]

[that-house]

not me dipshit i purchased manscaped’s ball hair annihilator for $37.99 and i swear it feels like i got a sweet pair of ice cubes down there

[sreegs]

ah you can't tip yourself

[sreegs]

actually you do know how money laundering works

[piendish]

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.