[tattoosfati]

[tattoosfati]

[darksoulsartblog]

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[mizworldofrandom]

[zandraart]

shattered sky

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

McDonald’s Says its Wage Hikes Are Improving Service

Turnover is down, and customer service scores are up, company says.

So McD’s increases employee wages 10% and the move leads to massive unemployment, forces restaurants to close, & bankrupts the company the first sales gains in over two years for the chain! Almost like treating your employees like human beings mean they treat their customers better and the customers notice or something. Hmm.

[karalora]

Almost like the easing of financial desperation makes you happier overall, causing you to have more energy at work and to pass the happiness along to others, including customers.

[durnesque-esque]

Can you imagine?

[tattoosfati]

[lexical-libra]

The Signs as Contradictions

Aries: bold but soft - the delicate fighter

Taurus: loves you, but also loves them - the finicky sweetheart 

Gemini: outspoken but awkward - the extrovert that chokes

Cancer: emotional but strong - the angry cryer

Leo: generous but manipulative - the circumstantial giver

Virgo: introvert but outgoing - the shy kid with many friends

Libra: peace maker but rebellious - the adventurer that calls their parents

Scorpio: stoic but loving - the straight faced responder

Sagittarius: hardworking but lackadaisical - the determined procrastinator

Capricorn: shy but show offy - the outspoken introvert

Aquarius: silly but responsible - the straight A’d class clown

Pisces: free spirited but orderly - the goal oriented wanderer

[cringepics]

saying using references makes you a bad artist is like saying using recipes makes you a bad cook

[zandraart]

archway

[angry-eevee]

Hnnnng…

Hnnnnnnnngg….

HNNNNNGGGGGG…..

[probablygoodrpgideas]

Get a metric ton of different dice

[euclid-class-dm]

Get dice from different worlds. Get one from Yuggoth. Get one from Kadath. Get one from a place you can’t even pronounce.

[highlyquestionablerpgideas]

Get cursed dice. Intentionally.

[curlicuecal]

These are designed by independent artists and you can purchase them on Shapeways btw!  Get them 3D printed in whatever material you’d like.

Leaf Dice

Thorn Dice

Gear Dice

Also, there are so, so many cool dice on there

Step Dice

Kaladesh

D4 Shell Dice

Zodiac

Nucleii Dice

D3

Jack Dice

TOPS!

D5

Curlicue

Braille

Celtic

Alphabet based on english frequency

Modern Art D4

Kraken

[fabas-waifu-deactivated20180923]

I just saw this on Reddit today and I wanted to share it here.

When you’re a parent, you have to realize that the child you brought into this world is going to be their own person and you’ll have to start getting into things you may not understand and have ZERO interest in.

However, you damn well better act like you are.

I can still remember the feeling as a kid getting Pokemon Red and it being something I loved so much, so I wanted to share that with my mom. I wanted to show her my team, tell her about the gym leaders I took down, and she just took a glance at the Game Boy color and went “mmhhhmm”.

She gave zero shits when I beat Banjo-Kazooie, a game which was INCREDIBLY hard for grade school me and you can make me have war flashbacks if you so much as say “Rusty Bucket Bay”.

My town in Animal Crossing? Catching rare fish? Who cares?

I liked a cartoon series so much that I wrote little stories about it? “No, I don’t want to read it.”

This type of stuff matters to kids so damn much and she’ll never realize how much it hurt our relationship. It might not seem like a big deal she never sat down and watched me play something like Luigi’s Mansion, but that’s how kids try and bond with their parents.

After constantly being shot down they’ll eventually stop talking to you entirely. 

[drawingden]

Tutorial - Nature painting with lineart by Hyan-Doodles

[master-solvatare-deactivated201]

Cashier Problem #88

When customers try to give you change after you’ve already typed in the amount they paid and opened your drawer.

[citizen-zero]

tbh I’d love a horror-comedy about a retail worker accidentally becoming a ghost/demon hunter because they’re just so unfazed by difficult and weird and bellicose customers that evil entities aren’t much more of a challenge.

“sir or ma'am or neuter, I’m going to have to ask you to stop crawling on the ceiling, you’re disturbing the other residents”

“please leave this place before I call the exorcist to remove you from the premises”

“company policy forbids me from accepting power from customers in exchange for my soul or firstborn child”

“sir, if you keep speaking to me like that, I’m going to have to end this spirit board conversation. have a good day, goodbye”

[hownottobeajerk]

140. Don’t tell me to smile. Ever.

I’m sorry that I don’t have a smile plastered on my face 24/7 and that that displeases you. But don’t you ever tell me to smile. You don’t know what’s going on in my life. For some people, sometimes just smiling politely when dealing directly with a customer can be difficult.

[bookkeepersdaughter]

Please end my life