Totally Awesome Posts From Days Of Yore

This is a museum of Starkid posts across all eras of the fandom, the ancient sins will not be ignored.

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behold

Y’know what’s fun? Ancient sins. Y’know what else? Fun personality quizzes :)

[hatchetfieldtheories]

My current aim is to find as many ways to refer to the Lords in Black as possible. Feel free to add on:

The Don't Care Bears

Death Tellytubbies

Rainbow of Terror

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Hell Tweenies

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Technicolor Terrors

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Groundhog Day Gremlins

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Friends, Terrortubbies was right there and I am an idiot

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Beanie Bastards

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Wicked Wombles

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Rainbow Rodents

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Ghastly Gremlins

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Murder Muppets

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Bothersome Beanie Babies

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The Black-and-white-Street Boys

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Rotten Rugrats

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Power Dangers

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Starkid Heritage Post (Date of origin: March 3, 2021)

[codeearth]

Ah, Black Friday. The day after Thanksgiving, the day where eldritch creatures bank on capitalism, the day before Buy Nothing Day.

Btw, this is a parody of the High School Musical box, because this unnecessary distraction was too good

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Starkid Heritage Post (Date of origin: November 26, 2021)

[caktusjuice-draws]

PAUL IN A JAR AU

all the enclosures

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Starkid Heritage Post (Date of origin: November 21, 2023)

[ichlugebulletsandcornnuts]

Starkid is wild because on one hand you have lyrics like “The question then is whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to be well-liked but ineffectual, or moral but maligned” in the same musical as lyrics like “What’s that name, everyone?” “TIGERFUCKER!”

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Starkid Heritage Post (Date of origin: November 16, 2018)

[hatchetfieldtheories]

Oh actually third point of interest.

3 - it is still a spoiler that Ted's name is Spankovski, which means a character we have already met, or will meet in a future show will also be revealed tp have that last name.

I'm assuming Nerdy Prudes

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Starkid Heritage Post (Date of origin: October 30, 2020)

[nerdyturtly]

Lets be real, Junior was the best part about Starship

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Starkid Heritage Post (Date of origin: May 31, 2013)

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Sins?

idk i thought it was funny back in 2022, especially given a lot of the posts i were reblogging were from 8+ years old and absolutely RADIATED 2012 tumblr

[honkceasar]

General Macnamara literally just vibin because this man deserves a break in npmd

[violetheart77]

How does it feel to be blessed with The Gift of Prophecy

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Starkid Heritage Post (Date of origin: May 24, 2020)

[henry-show-stopping-hidgens]

Hidgens: I have an idea

Emma: No murder

Hidgens: I no longer have an idea

[dragonfly-fandoms]

This did not age well

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Starkid Heritage Post (Date of origin: June 24, 2019)

[awigglycultist]

Here's the results of the poll!

And to the question "If someone else were to somehow win Honey Queen who would you want it to be?" the answers were:

Hatchetfield Bee- 6

Charlotte- 4

Gary- 4

Becky- 4

River- 3

Emma- 3

Gerald- 2

Sherman- 2

Ted- 2

Paul- 2

Lex- 2

Holloway- 2

Nibbly- 2

Peanuts- 1

MacNamara- 1

Carol- 1

Tie between Alice & Emma- 1

Sof (Smoke club girl)- 1

Ziggs- 1

Greenpeace Girl- 1

Nick Lang- 1

Grace Chasity- 1

Hidgens- 1

MIAH- 1

That infamous Hogwarts jaguar- 1

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Starkid Heritage Post (Date of origin: October 23, 2021)

[phannah--montana]

what if we kissed while the two musical motifs representing our characters overlapped, complimenting each other perfectly

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Starkid Heritage Post (Date of origin: February 19, 2022)

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Starkid+Instagram: Joe Moses

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Starkid Heritage Post (Date of origin: July 29, 2013)

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Starkid Heritage Post (Date of origin: March 4, 2012)

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[alwayslaurinah]

waits patiently for 2015 upload

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2015

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Happy new year 2016

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Happy new year 2017 

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Happy new year

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Happy New Year

[myslightobsessions]

there she is!!

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hopefully 2021 treats us better

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happy 2022 everyone!!

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i hope 2023 is kind to you all!

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another year another slay

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happy 2025!!!

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Starkid Heritage Post (Date of origin: May 9, 2013) (yes, I checked that that was correct)

[passedyoubyy]

me: the lyrics in black friday are so meaningful! there’s so many different ways to interpret the lyrics!

black friday lyrics:

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Starkid Heritage Post (Date of origin: May 5, 2020)

[wigglysprophet]

Wiggly is actually Jon in a bedazzled sparkly sniggle costume.

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Starkid Heritage Post (Date of origin: May 23, 2020)