smiles, monsters, & magic

• Kelsey • classy she-demon with limited feelings

[slutauthority]

[lylylylylylylylyly]

“can i call u?🥺” no u cannot goodnight

[follow-championsofmyheart]

I think my favourite part of the Thor trilogy is how at the end of dark world we saw this

And we all just went “OH SHIT!!! LOKI’S KING!!! EVERYONE’S FUCKED!!!” But then Ragnarok rolled around and it turns out all he does is

Watch plays of himself and

Build big statues like hot damn the avengers really wasted a whole movie tryna stop this bitch when they could have just written him a play and built him a statue and he would’ve been satisfied

[breathinginthecoke]

He also built rails on the bridge so people would stop falling off of it.

All the man wants is some entertainment and basic safety.

[antique-scarecrow]

he financed the arts and public infrastructure

[2000love]

don’t understand stocks because i’m sexy but apparently the rich are suffering? keep up the good work and god bless

[thebootydiaries]

me every time i go swimming: what if I was a mermaid

[ryuko-archive]

when will i be someone’s cinnamon roll

[aesthetic-l0use-deactivated2021]

I KNOW I'm funny but do you wanna FUCK me

[assiraphales]

every character brendan fraser played in the 1990s was the himboest himbo to ever himbo

[assiraphales]

the energy this man exuded

[felderwin]

i will be the most fuckable rectangle on this zoom call

[whitepeopletwitter]

[streaksofmoonlight]

The whiplash of feeling excited and hopeful about Blue Georgia to the horror and anger over witnessing an actual live fascist coup. January 6th sure is a day.

[onion-souls]

No gods, no kings, only Dolly Parton and Dippin' Dots

[hauntedsheephole]

some random woman’s thoughts: oh hey, he’s kind of hot.

Edward Cullen: Dear Diary. Today another WHORE vies for my affection. Existence is agony.

[bluehairedspidey]

marina and the diamonds: TV taught me how to feel, now real life has no appeal

me, neurodivergent, has consistently hyperfixated on media ever since i developed cognitive thought:

[dicaeopolis]

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

[dicaeopolis]

a small rhythmic motion: is happening

us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[mentallyillfuck]

Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no