Starkid Vocal Stims!!

"STARKID Potter, MOONSHOES Potter" —Draco Malfoy, A Very Potter Musical (2009) Act 1 Part 4 (6:58)

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pinned!!

inspired by @dropoutvocalstims (my fren :D)

hii i decided to make a blog compilating those lines from starkid musicals and stuff bc i think about them everyday...

keep in mind ‼

I have only watched the following: A Very Potter Musical (but not the rest of the trilogy), Holy Musical B@tman!, Twisted, Trail to Oregon, Cinderella's Castle, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals (only the 2018 version :>>), Black Friday, Nightmare Time (1 and 2), Nerdy Prudes Must Die and Working Boys. Please refrain from spoiling :(

If you want to send an ask, please specify from where it is (musical, scene, time stamp, whatever) so that I can remember it and also properly tag the post :>

I also accept the ocasional Tin Can Bros Quote, although I have only watched Spies Are Forever. Maybe in the future the blog will be starkid + tcb quotes but I haven't decided yet :P

It's easier for me if you send each quote separately, especially if they're from different media :3

Okay that's it thanks bye :D

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What do you want Paul? What's that one concrete goal that motivates all your actions? I don't think I have one of those Then how is anyone supposed to SYMpathise with you Paul?

(The guy who didn't like musicals, what do you want Paul)

(26:01)

nah but jeff's expressions throughout the song are crazy 😭😭

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specifically just professor Hidgens’ “it’s… a…” before he starts up his Show Stoppin’ Number

—The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals (1:22:29)

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the way step mother says “ella” where it sounds like “eee-eh-luh!!” in cinderella’s castle

no but genuinely angela's troll voice in cinderellas castle is super on point, i personally love the way she kinda growls during 'Facade'

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"SOMEONE spilled our beans. ALL of our cool beans. 😡"

-Grace Chasity, Nerdy Prudes Must Die Act 2

(1:18:33)

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“I swear to god he has fangs, everyone knows how he BANGS!!!”

- Ruth Flemming (my queen)

🎶no one to blame if there's no ac-cu-seeer🎶

—Nerdy Prudes Must Die (9:44)

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"Ella. . .no!" Cinderella's Castle from one of the townsfolk right before Cursed Crazy

(9:43)

me: oh i really liked that quote. im gonna look up the timesta-

oh it seems everyone else liked it too.

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"Oh my God it's Becky Barnes!"

-What Do You Say, Black Friday

(31:51)

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"SHUT the FUCK UP JASON"

-Max Jägerman, Nerdy Prudes Must Die (27:46)

ok but i love how corey says: "well, shit. if she's cool with the kid, then maybe i'm cool with him too." right before it has a special place in my heart 🙂‍↕️

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...

*piano intro*

"emmaaaaaaa I'M sorryyyyyyy"

that reveal will never not be funny to me 😂

—Paul Matthews during the song 'Inevitable' in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals (1:45:30)

legit 😭😭 he really said SIKE lol

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"OhHhh ThE YeArs HaVe pAssEd!"

‐Sherman Young, What Do You Say, Black Friday

(34:46)

most emotional moment of the song :']

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“A free ox? Hooh boy!” From The Trail To Oregon! (sometime during Independence!) is one me and my sister repeat to each other all the time lol

(12:18)

and only for an extra fifty bucks! :0

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NPMD- a skel'e'un? I'm so fucking scared of skel'e'unss

TTO- WHAT ARE YOU? what are youuu.....

—Max Jägerman in Nerdy Prudes Must Die (~52:06)

—Jack Bauer in Trail to Oregon (57:59)

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And my name’s Cletus Jones I’ve killed three people

–Said by Cletus Jones who has killed three people in Trail to Oregon (18:22)

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♪ my mom's a BITCH ♪

—Lex Foster during the song 'Black Friday' in the musical Black Friday (23:55)

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goddammit, emma nowineedtakeateawithhoney okay. Oh my God . . .

—Zoey Chambers in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals (10:28)

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"I've met God, he had nothing nice to say about you."

—Linda Monroe in Black Friday (1:25:58)