I just want to laugh

Welcome to my goblin hoard of shit I find funny, cool, interesting, or important. Occasional original shitposts ||Personal Info for those who care: 21+, she/her, USian, some flavor of queer that I don’t have all the details on yet|| WARNING: ERRATIC TAGGING AHEAD

[kosmogrl]

they weren’t kidding when they said the only way out is through

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[itgetsrad]

my fave moment

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[endreal]

Solid medications (pills) really do be coming in two varieties - edible plastic, and smarties (derogatory)

[endreal]

Spoken like a person who truly knows what it is to have Ailments

[hypokeimena]

image description: two replies by @vegathelich, reading: it's all fun and games until the smarties (derogatory) start dissolving in your mouth because your hands don't want to work today

and you Taste It /end description

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a: ttca-c a t ag t ata- , a a tg t t t a tg t t g t # a a ca t a tt a a a cat t

Closest match: Argentina silus genome assembly, chromosome: 11 Common name: Greater Argentine

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[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[initiala]

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

[initiala]

This is who you’re having a meeting with, by the way.

[identifying-cat-colors]

Black tortoiseshell tabby

[boss-of-armadildos]

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

[actionpainting-deactivated20231]

my nephews lunch that he packed

[rnelodyy]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

[puppygirllaika]

that's arugula

[ceo-of-lesbians]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: c tat ac [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt .] tat' aga [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt aga]

Closest match: Polygonum aviculare genome assembly, chromosome: 2 Common name: Prostrate Knotweed

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[yeahiwasintheshit]

[atomic-crusader]

oh

oh i dont like that

[cipheramnesia]

Whatever, I could take the frosty folds of the abominable snowman.

[cipheramnesia]

I'll go down on the yonic yeti canyon.

[cipheramnesia]

She can blizzard on my glizzard any day.

[cipheramnesia]

Tomorrow's a snow day and brother I'm breaking out the Flexible Flyer.

[cipheramnesia]

We're about to get indecent at Dyatlov Pass.

[cipheramnesia]

Call me the McFlurry machine the way I break it down inside her.

[cipheramnesia]

You can hang us upside down but nothing can get me off my dairy queen.

[cipheramnesia]

She's my storm warning the way we're preppin for six to eight inches overnight.

[cipheramnesia]

Yeah baby doll I'm one snow blower that has a lifetime guarantee. You can call me Mister Plow, I'll allow it.

[cipheramnesia]

Or call me Scrat with how I'm hiding my nuts in your ice age, it's all good. Just lemme put a little dulce de leche on your shaved ice okay?

[cipheramnesia]

I did all this work and nothin to snow for it

[lunafoxdoll]

Hey are... are you okay?

[official-penis-posts]

​really puts the squat in Sasquatch

[badgersandbees]

Every single non trans woman who proclaims to be an ally absolutely needs to be posting about how goddamn transmisogynist staff is.

Because when trans women dare to speak up for themselves, Tumblr nukes their blogs.

We need to be fucking loud about this, daily, because Tumblr staff is specifically targeting and deleting trans women who are not breaking ToS and who often have fundraisers up FOR THEIR SURVIVAL.

By deleting these blogs repeatedly, Tumblr staff is saying loud and clear what they hope happens to these girls.

Are y'all okay with that? Because if not we need to be posting about it more because we have seen by now it's incredibly fucking unlikely this sites moderation will delete our blogs for it because we are not trans women

Tumblr staff and CEO Matt Mullenweg want trans women in need to not be able to post their fundraisers, meaning they are okay with these women dying.

[wrenchswango]

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

[w33d-witch]

I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them

[w33d-witch]

A baby

VS an adult

[bapestars]

Coool as fuck they have two sets of horns

[weirdo-canniboy-archive]

Goats are associated with Satan and lambs are associated with God.

We have created the official half demon/angel and I’m very pleased

[severalowls]

Limbo is just filled with these. Purgoatory if you will.

[teaboot]

Lambo

[necropolitan-fairy]

@thecrateofaus

[paperandpencilsandskips]

dropped my tacos al pastor in a puddle fml

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Women everywhere rejoice

[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

[elksewer]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: tat a tg at a t a t Aa, a ! g a a.

Closest match: Facelina auriculata genome assembly, chromosome: 15 Common name: Slender Facelina

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[whencartoonsruletheworld]

ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME