I just want to laugh

Welcome to my goblin hoard of shit I find funny, cool, interesting, or important. Occasional original shitposts ||Personal Info for those who care: 21+, she/her, USian, some flavor of queer that I don’t have all the details on yet|| WARNING: ERRATIC TAGGING AHEAD

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

[probablybadrpgideas]

While many have dreamed of dragon mounts, the fact of the matter is that dragons are simply undomesticable. For your homework, I want you to list all the criteria that makes domestication possible and why dragons pretty much fail in every category.

ok I did a module on domestication in my undergrad so let's see, we've got

quick maturing - not in D&D RAW

able to find food in/around human settlements - yes, once

hardiness - yes

herd dynamics - big no

ease of reproduction in captivity - uncertain

bonus : can be kept in captivity in the first place - not for long

How did I do? - Paper

[probablybadrpgideas]

follow-up based on tags/replies

what about mounts? - domestication is a generations-long breeding process. taking a wild dragon and making it your mount is taming, totally different thing (many exotic pets are tame rather than domesticated)

human-like intelligence makes it an ethical issue - 100% agree

sounds like humans are domesticable - yeah actually

[teathattast]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[rosewaterjellly]

rekke and tekēhu, drinking all your rice wine

[t-s-n-deactivated20250205]

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

[pococurantina]

could you lie

[probablybadrpgideas]

Reverse of the usual pirate campaign: the party are stuck on an island and must deal with the assorted strange types who come to dock there (undead sailors, illithid brain-trawlers, smuggling gangs and spy rings making dead drops, treasure-hunting kobolds, the snurge, etc). Only at the very end do they amass enough ship parts to set sail themselves, after battling the antikraken (land-dwelling kaiju with a singular arm but dozens of hungering mouths).

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[catchymemes]

They supporting

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sevdahalma]

when I say “Let me ask my husband”, one (or both) of these things is taking place:

1. I am in a loving, happy relationship where we value and respect each other’s opinion

2. I am using this as an excuse to get out of something I don’t want to do (sorry habibi)

what is not happening here: I am being oppressed

[oatmonger-deactivated20260529]

3. Brother I Have No Idea What Is Happening Let Me Consult My Trusted Advisor

[ocdwaffles]

One day I shall be that trusted advisor

"My liege you cannot attend that gathering, you have promised that evening to rituals of appeasement" (you promised you would rest and take some time just for yourself)

"My liege, there are worrying rumors about their trust and capability" (Last time they tried to plan something, it fell apart and you had to plan it last minute)

"My liege, you MUST attend to maintain diplomatic standing!" (You haven't seen your friends in a month and are saying you miss them every day, SAY YOU WILL GO)

[sevdahalma]

You know, I made this post with a very specific context (how people see me, a married muslim lady in a hijab, and automatically assume I’m oppressed) but all these additions are absolutely sending me and the notes are delightful so by all means, please continue

[garashir]

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

[lesbiansforboromir]

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

[only-cat-memes]

[vintage-tigre]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[discountliquor]

[orchidbreezefc]

its that time of year

[catgirlfield]

yall are missing this classic as well

[fuckboyzuko]

It’s that time of year~

[misshasclass]

add this one to the list!

[sunderwight]

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

[rahatlin]

@evilwizard are you in that?

[evilwizard]

i should sell this

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was