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Nikki, 28, dealer's choice pronouns

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[sourcreammachine]

i’m sorry kink fans but i just can’t see the suffix ‘con’ without thinking it means convention

‘dubcon’ will skrillex be there??

[sourcreammachine]

oh no oh no please not this post please

[wynnyfryd]

reblog to get your bones rattled at the dubious convention

[novantinuum]

ah yes, steven universe: skull fracture, my favorite show

[captainfkingmagic]

my favorite head injury is in Adventures in Light Distortion, when the ship stops going at FTL speed and Steven slams his head into the console

how did he not obliterate his skull

[upstartgeek]

[whyamilaughingatthis]

[eyelessfaces]

[motherrcain]

[guerrillatech]

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[greelin]

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

[greelin]

where’s your fucking whimsy, jackass? your compassion? is it only irony and judgement 24/7 for you? booooo

[mothercain]

i find it funny that conservatives try to paint me calling for the death and destruction of multi-billionaire CEOs as some radical "woke liberal" standpoint. as if that even has anything to do with politics, especially in this era of surface level circus politics. the same way they try to politicize the hurricanes or the wildfires destroying parts of america, as if climate change is somehow a red vs. blue issue. it's no secret i'm from a deeply conservative family in the sticks of florida and i still grew up hearing "i fought the law and the law won". the healthcare system has fucked each and every member of my family in a different way at one point or another, as is the case with pretty much every family in this scorched earth nation. remember when country music, the genre currently associated the heaviest with the most conservative faction of america, used to be staunchly anti-government and about sticking it to the man? remember when the coal miners, grandfathers to the "trump-er hillbillies" of appalachia that everyone loves to write off as ignorant, fought tooth and nail for unionization because the companies that were built off their labor didn't give a shit if they lived or died? since when has "upholding traditional values" gone hand in hand with... defending lawmakers and oil tycoons. my family and i complain about the same issues at the dinner table. the men in charge better hope they can keep their digital smokescreens running as long as they can because the moment the rednecks and the hippies lay down their swords long enough to realize they have the same enemy, all hell is gonna break loose.

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[garcavisconde]

posts that are funnier if u have the dates from posts enabled

[say-cyke-rn]

we are in 2020 

[the-floral-skeleton]

The way the quality just abruptly downgrades with an unreadable yet absurd expression on their face really sells this

[deancasdenver]

the yearning meter is about to break

[newvegascowboy]

"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

[egberts]

my mom finally bought a toaster

[egberts]

why did this get notes

[hungry-hobbits]

we’re happy for you

[egberts]

its just a toaster

[egberts]

it’s been three years since i made this post. stop congratulating me on the toaster! stop asking me how the new toaster is doing!! i don’t know!! i haven’t lived with my mom in almost a year! i haven’t seen that toaster in months!! she might even have a new new toaster now!!! who knows!? not me!

[egberts]

[ilistentogirlinred]

@egberts how’s the toaster?

[egberts]

well the 10 year update to this saga is that I don’t talk to my mom and I have my own toaster 👍 don’t let your dreams be dreams

[pitbolshevik]

chihuahua apologism forever and ever until the end of time amen

[triplefrustration]

i’ll always repeat that a chihuahuas temperament is a reflection of whether is being treated appropriately or not. They are fragile animals and are VERY aware of this. Aggression is the expected response when they’re being routinely mishandled (rough play from young children or larger animals, being stepped on, outright abuse). Anyways. Angelic chihuahua dump to soothe your soul

[chicago-poet]

@surprisedentistry

[nomadfae-deactivated20210306]

peace was never an option

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oof been a while since i did one of these but