Doom & Gloom✧･ﾟ: *✧

Hi, i'm Lexi :3 i'm like if a dog was a mentally ill girl. It/She poc that's pushing 30. ΘΔ

[starlit-meloncholia]

Every time I think i figure myself out, something new happens .^. so - hiya, i’m Lexi~♪ I'm a late 20's doggirl ΘΔ and the host of our system 💜

I just reblog about anything that catches my interest here, occassionally nsfw but i try and keep most of that to my side blog @puppymothmeat . if you need something tagged, let me know and i’ll try to remember! personal tag is #Lexi barks

terfs, fash, nazis, incels, maps, and other assorted trash are not welcome here and are blocked on sight. i do not indulge discourse or tolerate intolerance. i don't care what callout posts you have, touch grass.

[dogpuppy]

[under-my-bed]

can't leave this in the tags

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[6mayhem]

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

[tinktoks]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[sailatina3]

As time goes on the idea of a "transtrender" gets funnier and funnier. At what point in time has there ever been a trend or clout to gain from being trans?

[sailatina3]

Gen z is getting into this new trend which involves losing all your friends and family and being effectively legal to rape and murder.

[moponpompom]

hey i noticed that when you called your pokemon back int its ball the red energy kind of wrapped around it shibari-style and it moaned instead of the normal thing

[moponpompom]

Sorry everyone it’s about klingklang

[starqueensterlexa]

genuinely have tears im laughing so hard

[nevercure]

Honey, put your glasses on

You've been washing the dishes with quilava again

[jaybler]

Live action remake

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[qqchurch]

the Ice War on Europa...

[qqchurch]

[hamep]

our local plague robber and grave doctor

[catcrumb]

[processintegrated]

[kaleido-scope-lady]

darkest dungeon rlly nailed its visual representation of stress because yes whenever im having a bad mental health moment it does feel exactly like I've got one of these fuckers over my head sticking its little points into my brain

[a-wizard]

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

[jackabbot]

[wiigiwaamcore]

Wait I have a real version of this

THOSE ARE ALL REAL WEBSITES

[bagelcollie]

Chocolate honey dress ~ 🍫🍯

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[annabelle--cane]

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.