I fell from the stars and now I'm your problem

24, starbound, made of stardust

[balaclava-trismegistus]

my dog actually loves being shot in the head with 19th century european automatic handguns

[dogpuppy]

wtf goes on in homestuck

[boxheadpaint]

fear not: you can also “attack” your friends even outside of art fight, so if you miss the chance to before august 2nd you can always get them after with no repercussions. No crime will be committed either way and its actually fine to draw art for others at any other time of the year

[oneheadtoanother]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[bismuth-soup]

This video is so dense

[woman-becomer]

guy in the gray shirt who brings 2 gallons of milk to the party is such a good person what a great friend to have

[jonathanstims]

@boogermuscles thought this would upset you

[ialreadyboughtthedream]

[autismcatboy]

[ Image ID: A cropped Facebook post. Text: Why do people wait til the New Year to cut ppl off? fk U right now on August 3rd

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[purveyorofpudge]

truer words have never been spoken

stay fat and sexy, people in my phone 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[otowonder]

My knowledge was called upon

[seracadash]

crazy concept. imagine

[akashicrecord]

human pregnancy is so wild to me. like, you can just create another consciousness. and you can do it accidentally in the Cheesecake Factory parking lot

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

you ever have 8,045 bad mental health days in a row

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

you ever have 8,046 bad mental health days in a row

[ispinprideflags]

thats 22 years of bad mental health are you okay

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

you ever have 8,050 bad mental health days in a row

[xtafur-blog]

They’re deactivated now and I really hope they are okay, but my nihilism is telling me something else. :(

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

nah i just changed urls a few times. i came out and transitioned, graduated college, and got an amazing girlfriend who lights up my life. i had to delete the queued update to this post that said 8400 days for my 23rd birthday because i’m in a really good place right now.

to everyone struggling: it really does get better.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i am at a complete loss as to how to adequately express to you how much this cat throws up yeah

[hyped-up-on-girl-pills]

confidently posting 'Real women shouldn't have to play against cis women in sports because cis women have wildly different testosterone levels compared to real women who manage theirs with medications.' in a facebook lesbian group then turning my notifications on vibrate and shoving my phone down my pants

[pangur-and-grim]

she’s happy that I’m back!

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m letting her read everything you say

[straycatj]

What happened to lady Panger……

[dogpuppy]

[equius]

these have been sitting in my photobucket since the tender year of 2012 and i have no credits for any of them. if you know who they are, please let me know. otherwise, enjoy ancient cringe.

[witnessings]

happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

[brick3621]

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front