I fell from the stars and now I'm your problem

24, starbound, made of stardust

[kordova-deactivated20230908]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

an actual world heritage post

[megalobsterface]

My friend group use that last expression a lot as a reaction, but then somebody said we needed a reaction for the exact inverse of this feeling, and so i created

Unpenis.

[evilwizard]

they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop

[evilwizard]

im not asking for much here

[blackpyrefly]

makes your puppy dusty

[himborc]

ahh fuck!!!!! my puppy!!!!!

[flipchild]

Yeah its baically Dusty puppy thursday

[yuesli]

i haven't posted on here for a really long time... i guess this comic explains why

[kristina100000]

incredible picture found on the interwebs i had to share with everypony

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

[crowdokobolds]

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[meowsapow]

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

[meowsapow]

We can also fuck nasty or whatever

[faisdm]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[holdoncallfailed]

how it feels to post cringe fandom stuff on the cringe fandom website

[teaboot]

I was too busy laughing to take a picture but my son answered the door last night ready for an adventure 😭😭😭

[teaboot]

IT HAPPENED AGAINNN

[creachiergh]

the proposal minigame stressed me the fuck out but at least it led to the single funniest thing i have ever seen in my life

[assignedmale]

[bargarean]

[bargarean]

reblog my post boy

[malwareproductions]

hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional