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Hizashi as he is at home-- complete with his gothcrocs! Comes with a matching holographic sticker! Double Sided 2.5" acrylic (same image)

a new Hizashi keychain! the sparkly sticker is now a reality!

(he still comes with a sparkly sticker though <3

#present mic #hizashi yamada #mha #merch #keychain #my art

yffresbeard

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

rabbithaver

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

#eels are... occasionalyl rude #bad at sharing #very toxic

nikuttek

woke up, opened tiktok. big fucking mistake. almost immediately got a video about how shipping grace and rocky is supporting beastiality and how simon is right there

SIMON IS NOT RIGHT THERE he's from a whole different movie and i need people to immediately stop thinking rocky is grace's weird little alien pet, what the fuck

#'simon is right there' HES NOT #hes not only from a whole different movie with an entirely different tone #canonically they dont take place anywhere close to the same timeline or universe so you cant even be like '..and they met!'#ALSO simon is like. dead. at the end of his movie. so. even an au where they meet has to be an AU AU AU of the movie #hes NOT right there #and rocky is from a MUCH more technologically advanced society than earth and is 4 times grace's age #hes been a professional engineer longer than grace has been alive #at LEAST be upset in the other direction #HEY have you considered maybe rocky groomed grace? could be. idk. at least that discourse respects the setting

raviolireptile

Hubris

lukewarm-beef-stew

in honor of the dumbass who said grocky is supporting bestiality i've been thinking about the power imbalance that Actually exists in the ship, where rocky can & has to translate for grace for at least the first couple years and tells everyone grace isnt comfortable talking to other scary aliens yet so all communication has to go through him, and he could absolutely withhold upgrades to the biodome (whether necessary for health or for comfort) until grace does what he wants. if he uses that to make grace eat and exercise or for weird sex purposes is up to the writer. who is me. so i'm sure you can guess what i'm thinking about

#yes yes please!!!#the power imbalance is SEVERE #rocky knocws EVERY SINGLE WORD he has taught grace and could easily speak to other eridians without using a single one #he has FULL control of how hes treated on erid since no other eridian knows what grace needs they have to just trust him #and he ALSO has 4 years to tell grace anything he wants #there is a very fun joke ive seen several times that is basically 'book rocky wears clothes but movie rocky doesnt. hes a pervert'#showing rocky hole etc #the thing is he could be acting SO inappropriately ON PURPOSE #people keep writing fics where grace is like 'im not a xenophile i just love rocky for who he is'#because they think if a Dork had ever watched star trek before or played asari it would make his feelings to rocky suspect #WHAT IF ROCKY IS THE PERVERT #was ALSO horny for aliens #made himself a hamsterball for pervert reasons!#CAN turn his hearing off/away to give people privacy but doesnt wanna because PERV #just sayign #grace is AT HIS MERCY

honeyed-katsu

omegaverse ask game!

drop a character and one or more numbers in my inbox for omegaverse headcanons!

1: are they an alpha, beta, or omega?

2: what secondary-sex do they like dating?

3: how old were they when they presented?

4: how did their first heat/rut go?

5: what does their nest/den look like?

6: what's their scent like?

7: are they part of a pack? if so, who's in it?

8: would they ever have pups?

9: are they on suppressants?

10: [non-character question] tell me a random fact about your omegaverse worldbuilding!

lukewarm-beef-stew

project hail mary omegaverse AU but it's the eridians that have omegaverse gender dynamics. rocky goes into heat and grace is like woag... fascinating.... while rocky's screaming KNOT MEEEE

#'no one has trilled gurgled purred or rumbled for me in 50 years!!!!!'#'rocky go IN FUCKING SANE!!!!'#grace it only it only took irl me like a week to learn to do the predator click you can learn to make alpha-ish noises for rocky #grace stick youre whole fist in the spider do you want him to DIE???#yes i KNOW hes 500 degrees DO IT #worse and worser scenario: both planets have omegaverse (its liek one of the ONLY things they have in common) but #its totally different for both of them #oh you do once a year barricade my house against the encrouching throngs and die without?#both think the other is barbaric #i do once a month and have to go to work during it and everyone wrinkles their nose at me #btw we are both omegas so we cant even help eachother this shit is the worse i was NOT supposed to be last man standing

tiktoksthataregood-ish

bpwpbshika

lesvegas

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

lesvegas

literally how it feels

welpnotagain

lesbianmarrow

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

tunnaa-unnaa

taking notes

di--es---can-ic-ul-ar--es

ME AND WHO

shieldfoss

#why do they call it the little death if not to remind you to do a post mortem.

lmao

closertotheheartofthesunrise

no no @nogoodhorsethief, you have something here

#deku #the first time he did it the person reacted SO NEGATIVELY #which is bullshit because they literally got him into bed by saying something like 'we will learn/practice together'#so now he knows that this is a solo activity #which isnt AS USEFUL as it could be but hes determined #decides that position wouldve worked better if his hips were lifted 15% higher (made a diagram in his noteboook with correct dimensions)#so he starts subtly encouraging you to work out that specific part of your arm that gets engaged there #and during future encounters 'lift me a little more please please youre so strong'#i liek to imagine that really only Shinsou is 100% on board with this methodology #a lot of my shindeku aus are essentially 'friends with benefits' but the benefits include everything an actual spouse would get #so shinsou is very on board for whatever weirdness

kidzbopdeathgrips

coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

kidzbopdeathgrips

Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)

kidzbopdeathgrips

tumblr users can't appreciate the subtle eroticism of the drink fridge

ilmmo

Lil Shinsou, don't cry... :(

neonshroudedgraves

"Why do you need age verification on a site where everyone is 38?"

stevishabitat

idk who on earth could possibly need to hear this, but do NOT, under ANY circumstances, give out your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER to ANY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS

☝️☝️☝️

byjovewhataspend

bluesky has been making people in ohio age verify since last november

so now i either only use bluesky on Opera (which has a built in vpn) or i dont use it at all

everyone: move to bsky move to bsky

dude it wont let me see MY OWN ART it blurs MY POSTS from ME

thewildwaffle

**Spoilers for Project Hail Mary**

I like to think that once Earth receives the beetles and fixes the sun, they then send another beetle to Erid full of seeds, food, spices, and other care package stuff for Grace.

At that point, they won't know he's still alive, as far as they know, he probably starved to death by then. But Stratt insists they send it anyway. If nothing else, it can be a gift for their newly discovered neighbors, the Eridians. Afterall, what's more friendly than sharing food?

The Eridian scientists study the contents of the care package. It's full of shelf-stable human food that they do their best to clone/replicate for Grace. There are also some seeds that store well for the years of travel they experienced. Radish, lettuce, tomato, beans, etc. (Potatoes would be a great callback to "The Martian")

The Eridians are absolutely delighted to observe Grace grow a little garden of Earth plants. Rocky, Adrian, and any of their kids big enough to fit in xenonite EVA suits help him pollinate plants with little paintbrush-like tools. Grace keeps a few plants in pots so he can easily move them around and show them to his students.

#awww thats so sweet #old ass man who never thought hed eat potato again #so happy <3 #treat for old man AND ALSO the knowledge that earth cares him

guiltfactory

when the top is scared of the bottom

some-pers0n

TWO FACTOR AUTHORIZATION

light thats not how the book works

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