Some facts about me... well, I am a xenolinguist, aswell as fascinated by xenoanthropology. Isn't it just so interesting, how many different ways of living and communicating there are across the galaxies?
I hope for this blog to aid me in connecting with other sophonts, so we may exchange our cultural and linguistic knowledge! Or to simply converse together, for no reason other than it being pleasant~
If you ever have any questions you think I may be able to answer, please don't be shy to ask them, I'd love to help~
As ever, stay healthy and take care, you sweet things!~
Excuse me, who let the Terrans be this adorable? My sweet Baphne's cuteness should be considered a safety hazard, for how it might melt one's core. This is plain irresponsible! :)
what would happen if, hypothetically (just a hypothetical) a floret were to (hypothetically) compile a bunch of class A's while her (hypothetical) owner was home, not realizing her owner had work in 20 minutes and would be leaving and now is (hypothetically) way too high and alone and thinks everyone's at Mad At Her Island?
Little one, floret care is a task more important than anything else an affini could possibly think of. Our jobs are not rigid, immovable, scheduled events that require us to never once falter. That's that leftover capitalist thinking leading you astray.
If you need care, your owner will provide it, no questions asked. Her coworkers will understand without question. Don't worry about such things regardless, it isn't a floret's place.
Oh petal, you'd have great fun with my darling floret. She oh so cutely suggested we play a trading game today... Perhaps the two of you should have a playdate some time!
@baphnepink is now officially my floret, and I could not be happier to be her guardian.
I did want to share this sooner, but the little one was... well, let's say having a great time with celebratory measures? Don't worry about it too much...
Whatever the case, I've decided to hold off on this, until she could remember again, even if I'm sure I'll still need to explain this to her later... (she's so cute)
Thank you @bee-ffini for providing the documents,
Thank you @affinibureaucrat for finalizing the contract,
Thank you @ranun-hellebore-4th-bloom for introducing the most precious little girl into my life,
And thank you, Baphne, for making me the happiest I could ever be. That you chose to let me be the one to take care of you, from now until forever, means everything to me. And I promise you will not ever regret that decision. For I love you so indescribably much, I fear I couldn't find a single word, in any of the many languages I've studied, to accurately convey it.
You won't always understand quite what I mean. But I'll make sure you always know how much I love you anyways. Because even when your mind is so foggy, even when your memories simply elude you, I will always be there. I will always take care of you. And I will always love you.
Truth be told, I wasn't sure if I was ready for a floret... But you, Baphne, make me want nothing more than to cherish you for all eternity. And so, I will. Thank you, again, for I am so grateful to have you, my sweetest, most beloved, First Floret.
I wanted to say thank you for last night! My memory's a little weird (I probably had something I shouldn't have, I'm sorry), but I remember having a lot of fun! I've never had the chance to play with friends like that, so it was really really nice. Thank you sososo so much for giving me that opportunity!!
- signed with much love and thanks, Nix!
Oh little Nix please believe me when I say it was my pleasure! And Honor and Privelige Watching you and Rowan play together brought a joy to my heart I haven’t felt in… lemme see… 648 years!
Please don’t think of it as a one time offer either, you’re welcome over any time you’d like, I love finding playmates for Rowan. Depending on @starry-flower-linguist ‘s plans for Her, we might be able to throw a Little Tea party with @baphnepink !
If I didn’t have my vines full with two lovely florets already I’d definitely do this myself, but since I cannot provide the care she deserves will somefini please help poor @baphnepink ! She is in need of an owner to coddle and dote and take good care of her.
In regards to the little Terran @baphnepink being an absolute cutie and positively precious, the Affini Asterin Theri, Third Bloom hereby declares their intent to domesticate her, as per §180(c) of the Human Domestication Treaty.
Asterin Theri, Third Bloom respectfully pledges to the Bureau of Xenosophont Wellness and Care that @baphnepink:
is very cute and absolutely adorable.
will be cared for and cherished.
will be the best they can be.
will be happy, enriched, and safe.
will be loved and spoiled.
This NOI will remain valid for 14 days unless released or renewed, or a domestication contract is signed.
I will have you know, that I have the cutest little girl giggling in my vines right now, quite excitedly informing me of your kind gesture~ I would like to relay my thanks to you from both of us
I will be sending over the necessary documents for official domestication as soon as possible, so please expect to hear from me again in a few days or less!
If I didn’t have my vines full with two lovely florets already I’d definitely do this myself, but since I cannot provide the care she deserves will somefini please help poor @baphnepink ! She is in need of an owner to coddle and dote and take good care of her.
In regards to the little Terran @baphnepink being an absolute cutie and positively precious, the Affini Asterin Theri, Third Bloom hereby declares their intent to domesticate her, as per §180(c) of the Human Domestication Treaty.
Asterin Theri, Third Bloom respectfully pledges to the Bureau of Xenosophont Wellness and Care that @baphnepink:
is very cute and absolutely adorable.
will be cared for and cherished.
will be the best they can be.
will be happy, enriched, and safe.
will be loved and spoiled.
This NOI will remain valid for 14 days unless released or renewed, or a domestication contract is signed.
Umm hi I just wnated to say hi and thank u for pats!! >\\\\\\<
Sweet precious little dear, you are most very welcome. Thank you for granting me the absolute honor for petting the most adorable little girl in the galaxy~
Oh, and my dear, do come back for more if ever you feel like it. I will be looking forward to it~
If I didn’t have my vines full with two lovely florets already I’d definitely do this myself, but since I cannot provide the care she deserves will somefini please help poor @baphnepink ! She is in need of an owner to coddle and dote and take good care of her.
In regards to the little Terran @baphnepink being an absolute cutie and positively precious, the Affini Asterin Theri, Third Bloom hereby declares their intent to domesticate her, as per §180(c) of the Human Domestication Treaty.
Asterin Theri, Third Bloom respectfully pledges to the Bureau of Xenosophont Wellness and Care that @baphnepink:
is very cute and absolutely adorable.
will be cared for and cherished.
will be the best they can be.
will be happy, enriched, and safe.
will be loved and spoiled.
This NOI will remain valid for 14 days unless released or renewed, or a domestication contract is signed.
I think the one with the ring is quite nice. Good for leashing! Personally I've also been considering softer ones, for when I do get around to getting myself a pet. The little ones do so enjoy something soft holding them, after all!
Image attached for your consideration~
And of course, my best wishes to you and your future floret. I hope your course is going well~
I think the one with the ring is quite nice. Good for leashing! Personally I've also been considering softer ones, for when I do get around to getting myself a pet. The little ones do so enjoy something soft holding them, after all!
Image attached for your consideration~
And of course, my best wishes to you and your future floret. I hope your course is going well~
“Sir! They’ve breached our encryption systems and are broadcasting a live message on the comm deck!”
“Damn weeds! What are they saying?”
“Sir! It’s not the weeds, it appears to be their pets who’ve done the hacking. Preliminary analysis of the broadcast indicates it is three heavily-modified puppy girls on some sort of xenodrug bender.”
“…what?”
“They won’t stop giggling about how they’ve ‘bweached our flortifications’ and all of our synthcube dispensers have begun pwoducing some sowt of nummy kibble. They also seem be intwoducing some fowm of xenodwug into ouw aiw puwifiews :3”
“Wows! How impwessive! I wasn’t awawe ouw dispensews wewe ewen capawble of dat :0”
