wave your hands from side to side

sarah; 28; she/her/they/them.

[elbwil]

a second rko has hit the hendry

[angelbabymikaa]

some of you are mentally unwell bc your reusable water bottle is filled with black mold go wash that shit

[nuggsmum]

Don’t forget the straw, for the love of Pete.

[whatbigotspost]

Every time this crosses my dash I reblog it bc I learned how infrequently my friends wash theirs (🤮) and I hope reblogging it will get someone with questionable bottle hygiene to remember this necessary chore 👍

[waltersnowwhite-deactivated2013]

a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

[tatwaffel]

dachte als bundeskanzler lernt man irgendwie, dass man die arbeitende bevölkerung nicht zum arbeiten motiviert, indem man sie faul nennt und per gesetz nötigt basically nie wieder krank zu sein, aber dann sehe ich fickarsch merz an und merke: man lernt es wohl nicht.

[imjustexistingtbh]

let’s bonk with mama

[funstyle]

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

[jacobtheloofah]

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

[moxleyrollins]

NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS | 06.27.26

[moxleyrollins]

bron antagonizing seth via slaps MONDAY NIGHT RAW | 06.01.26

[kaijuerotica]

do u wanna see the gromit sweater i knitted last year

[kaijuerotica]

[goldensunset]

[audible-smiles]

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

[corrya]

I think about this like once a day

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[animentality]

[happylandfill23]

i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die

[phoenix]

Happy Monday that Wouldn't Die Monday.

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved