Spent a whole math class yearning for my long distance bsf only to realise that I'm definitely gay for her
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Spent a whole math class yearning for my long distance bsf only to realise that I'm definitely gay for her
in the rome straight up βstabbing itβ and by βitβ, haha, well. letβs justr say. my caesar
can yoy make tumble explode
On February 23rd, 2031 tumblr will indeed explode
8 years.
7 years.
6 years.
5 years.
In retaliation of ai im gonna become a chat bot, ask me anything I'll reply wrong and drink less than half as much water whilst doing so
canβt tell if this is karma for saying βgun deaths are necessaryβ or if this is karma for saying his ten year old daughter would be forced to go through with childbirth if she was raped
hi miso
Hi miso
Correction: This man couldnβt run an arby's even if the arby's was running itself
Welp this did not age well cause apparently he's running America's Department of Efficiency now
Omg the band whose entire foundation is talking about politics is in fact, talking about politics. How surprising
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Whyβre you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs β¦ Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
2.5 million notes I hate myself
I reblogged this twice now
Iβm so sorry this isnβt b99 related and this isnβt real but I canβt not skip this Iβm sorry
Not taking a fucking chance
Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance
No chancesβ¦ Sheβs outβ¦ And she must be protected.
How dare you
Whatcha doin to me Farkle!
i canβt risk it
sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever
Sorry I canβt risk it
Fuck sorry guys Β I love my mom
Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.
2.8 million notes
CANT RISK IT
Sorry guys
sorry π©
IM NOT RISKING IT
I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.
3.3 million notes GURLLLLLL
3.3 million IM SORRY OK
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Sorry but no way in hell am i risking it
GOTTA DO IT FOR MI MAMITA!
not riskinβ this buddo
This is so fucking stupid and ridiculous as hell but Iβm still not risking it. Also, who the fuck takes the time out of their day to do posts like this???!!!! Donβt you have something better to do????!!!!!
Not risking it, I love my mom!
ahhhh
I love my mom too much im not taking any chances yall
Horsie
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it. it ends in 50 yearsβ¦..horse is fucking eternal
Letβs keep the post circulating for 50 years itβll be great when weβre all in the old folks home
It's possible I'll have to leave this post in my will to my children.
oh no my finger slipped
Whoops, I just posted this? Oh well.
Oops sorry my rights slipping away made me trip and press the button
oh sorry guess some of my tears fell on my phone. it is what it is
Pov: *im rethinking my entire life after my **former** favorite teacher tried to use hitler's story as an inspirational*
Where did you come from
Tumblr is my home....I never left
I left tumblr during the porn ban and now im back for no reason
Reddit Refugee
Twitter Refugee
Facebook Refugee
Some Other Site [Comment]
RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen
Ok just for curiosity reasons
Did you transfer to tumblr through a mass migration?
Nope I am here because I want to be and also I am stuck here forever please help
Yeah I moved here from Twitter and now people are mean to me ππ
Yeah I moved here from Reddit and people are nicer to me ππ
I came here from Tiktok because it was trendy at one point uhhhhhhhhh
I genuinely hate to say this but please reblog if you hit the like button for a larger sample size thank you <3
Correction: This man couldnβt run an arby's even if the arby's was running itself
I'm here.
I'm queer.
I'd like to go back to bed now.
Earlier in your day you reblog this, the funnier it is
I mean, I originally posted it at like 8:15 in the morning.
It's 3:18 where i live
Which Isn't that early
But my eyes are getting itchy
Can i go back to bed pls
friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:
change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot
this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)
you can set your likes and follows to private
checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing
follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric
drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally
DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won't be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won't get in trouble!!
tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7
be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3
This is exactly what twitter refugees need because i dont think Elon Musk will ever stop fucking twitter up