MIRANDA

[showerthoughtsofficial]

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

[thestarsarehaunted]

It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

[cottonmanifesto]

Prince

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

have u ever met someone so terrible that it makes u a better person like u learn from mistakes that you haven’t even made purely from observing them, thank you for being so obnoxiously terrible, please don’t ever interact with me again

[uptional]

[dephus]

[xjessrr]

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[flawlessvevo]

Yoncé: The Last Airbender

[beyonslayed]

I’M SCREAMING I WANNA DELETE

[littlemix-vids]

THEY KEPT SINGING, THIS IS HILARIOUS

[thenathanzed]

[picsandquotes]

I hate the feeling when you have to say goodbye to someone you want to spend every minute with.

(via fauthist)

[riceforwhat]

so inconsiderate

[tanknaka]

i was just talking about this video the other day omfg

[sustainablecurls]

😂😂😂 people are so wild!

[stars-shineout]

Person: I don't like Ed Sheeran

Me: okay...that sounds fake but okay

[skindeeptales]

Tas Tattoo

[bestlols-deactivated20140726]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via axeofkindness)

[picsandquotes]

I hate the feeling when you have to say goodbye to someone you want to spend every minute with.

(via fauthist)