G1 is the original daddy. Can't beat that kind of unhinged charm. Plus, look at the chiseled lines and high cheekbones. Lovely. Still gotta work on those anger issues.
Beast wars is even more unhinged than the original, gives weird vibes. Up to you to decide if it's good weird or bad weird. Bonus points for the tyrannosaurus hand because you can do a lot of fun stuff with that 👀
Armada got that je ne sais quoi, that spunk that the others are missing. Is it the pop of color? Is it the anime shading? Is it the comically large insecticon-like pincers? * phone rings * wait a sec * picks up * yea? Oh, it's Shrapnel. He says he wants his motif back.
Animated oh my dear. The smooth operator who screws you over and still makes it sound like it was your fault. Even getting a sultry voicemail by him is a win of its own, but careful with the manipulation. He's high and mighty, pampered and proper and still a freak on the inside.
Prime is everything Animated is not. And Animated is everything Prime is not, which is mainly poised. What can I say for myself? I crushed on him before I even was in the fandom. Look at him, all sharp lines and sharp teeth, all big and strong and can definitely take a bite out of you both literally and figuratively 👀👀👀 I love my big shouldered men. And look at those hips. Man. Total beefcake right there. Mind if I do?
IDW/MTMTE too bad there was no stealth bomber Megatron here, would have taken the cake for me. MTMTE has that mature look on him, older gentleman manners that make you sway in ways you never thought possible and still would maintain the composure to treat you right. He'd likely write something about you or for you. Either way, what a catch.
Cyberverse got a 0% votes 😭 Poor guy got done dirtyyyyyy
Earthspark divorced dad trying to sober up after leaving the hood. Still older gentleman, still got the touch (YOU GOT THE TOUCH YOU GOT THE POWERRR). I saw some clips of him and ohhh boyyy.
TFOne I did begin writing all this spiel just to get to him. Boy. This Megatron is def the youngest, rowdiest most anger-issues of the bunch, but nothing that cannot be solved without enough mommying I mean treating him gently and being his safe place. He's the type to crush hard and pursue even harder. Got those boyish good looks and sadboy vibes that make you want to take care of him. But I understand if he's not everyone's cup of tea. He's probably in the cybertronian equivalent of his early 20's, mid-20s at best.
Cyberworld is a bull. Not a bully (well, yes), but a straight-up bull with horns and stuff. Look at that smirk of his. He knows what he wants. He'll get what he wants. If you can ignore the giant bull head, of course.
