Yo-ho-ho (and a bottle of Engex)

she/her Deep in Transformers brainrot // mostly fic writing and headcanons

[drunkeninlovesailor]

Transformers Masterlist

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Greetings fellow seafarer! On this ship you'll find:

Fanfictions

Headcanons

General rambling

Enjoy

!!! Suggestions / ramblings welcome, feel free to interact !!!

One-shots // Drabbles

You Let Me -- IDW Sunder x reader (nsfw)

Beckoning -- TFP Soundwave x reader (suggestive)

Pharma scenario -- IDW Pharma / reader

The Pursuit -- IDW Tarn x reader

Soft -- IDW Gladiator Megatron x reader

Il Mondo Non Basta -- (any) Shockwave x reader

Idiosyncrasy -- Humanformer! Bus driver! Tarn x reader (suggestive)

Hive for a Wolfpack chapters (G1 Insecticons x reader) [see AO3 link for tags]

Prologue - The Crooked, the Cradle

Chapter 1 - Steady, steady

Chapter 2 - Show your Fangs

Chapter 3 - Turn Out the Lights

Chapter 4 - Here I Am

Chapter 5 - Naked, the Night Falls (nsfw)

Chapter 6 - The Moon Will Sing

Headcanons

Cybertronian guide to human companionship. Vol. 1

Cybertronian names and vocalizations headcanons

Cybertronian sensory headcanons #1

Cybertronian sensory headcanons #2

Cybertronian biology (ft. @karinadele @transformers-spike)

KOBD Headcanon

Energon headcanons + focus on human exposure

Hybrid sparklings headcanon

Energon crystals in engagement rings

Cybertronian carrying a human (as in pregnancy) headcanons + BOUNDARIES AND RULES OF THE BLOG)

Groups of bots changing names after the war

Cybertronians and ovulation

Cybertronians and boobs

Interface #1

Interface #2

Interface #3 (About Starscream's spike)

Interface #4 (About Megatron's kink)

Knock Out's predator/prey kink and primal play

Transfluid clots (more on @transformers-spike's blog)

Cybertronian STDs

Insecticons nsfw headcanons +bit of worldbuilding

Non-TF related stuff

Small guide on human interaction

Insecticon pagedolls by @mauditeaffaire

[sirkoifish]

Something tells me unwrapping this gift might not be a good idea

Bonus: no ribbon

[startheskelaton]

Being 22 or older be like

[transformerpolls]

Which SEEKER deserves to be PROM QUEEN?

Acid Storm

Dirge

Ion Storm

Nova Storm

Ramjet

Skywarp

Starscream

Sunstorm

Thrust

Thundercracker

Remaining time: 1 day 8 hours

[drunkeninlovesailor]

We all know Starscream will automatically think it's going to be him, so imagine his surprise (and indignation) if the title went to Sunstorm instead. His clone. How outrageous.

Meanwhile, the yellow seeker is just happy to be loved ^^

@zeropro 's fault for making me want to adopt him and give him all my love

[dailymothanon]

That’s not just Soundwave’s burning energon, is it? Anyways I had this concept in my head for a good while 🤔 it’s just that the pose was quite hard to get.. yeah yeah another post about ES Soundwave losing a cassette who woulda thought 🙄 but in my defense Earthspark barely touched Soundwave like at all, so I’m just working with what I got…

[f1dgets]

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Here's the second part. My delusional brain will start cooking up more here shortly. These are more than likely going to become more goofy and deranged as I get more comfortable with the characters. Enjoy Kickback without his visor, it feels very cursed.

[dumi719042]

[aurox031]

GUUURL, let me tell you how to do real Girls night weekend.

We start by going to karaoke and the we are probably gonna make everyones ears bleed. You don't even have to use your powers babygirl.

Anyone else wants to add to a girls night weekend.

@luxthestrange

@drunkeninlovesailor

@revelboo

@transformers-spike

@mouseycometz

@kitgirl91

[drunkeninlovesailor]

Casually a bra ends up on him mid-karaoke

Oooops 👀

[smugela]

“English is not my first language” then proceeds to write the best masterpiece known to mankind

[aurox031]

I won't call what I write a masterpiece, but I sure become obsessed in making sure there are no typos or that my ideas are understood.

Writing in your second language is quite the adrenaline rush sometimes. You always found out more ways to rewrite and edit your stuff the more you reread them.

And before you know it, BANG, you are stuck in editing hell :(

This is why I'm greatful of people liking my writings. You are all encouraging me to unstuck myself and enjoy, instead of overthinking about my fanfic.

Shameless shout-out

@luxthestrange

@drunkeninlovesailor

@revelboo

@transformers-spike

@mouseycometz

[drunkeninlovesailor]

As someone who's only started writing in English at 17, I can feel it. My writing used to be absolute garbage before I fully embraced the language and all its hues, and it's still difficult sometimes either way. (In 2024 I still pronounced "girth" with a soft g. Yea.)

Right now, if I do find weird typos I always think to myself "MY PROGRESS CANNOT BE TAINTED" and proceed to update

[mouseycometz]

I miss this big boy.

[drunkeninlovesailor]

He's big and dumb and unwillingly practices shibari on occasion.

I love him. Look at him in the second pic he looks like a big dog that's just been told "sit"

[ratchets-rusty-knee-joints]

Credits to 🦌

[drunkeninlovesailor]

He needed all of those

[mouseycometz]

I’ve been staring at this for a long time.

[drunkeninlovesailor]

Channeling his Italian powers to make space spaghetti

[omnia-volo]

There’s nothing better than money.

[drunkeninlovesailor]

Fits the vibe

[bimo8tf]

Pop!

[luxthestrange]

Conjux exchanging

So I can't BELIEVE this never occurred to me or anyone else. So when two cybertronians become conjux, they exchange metals, taking apart one piece of their armour to meld it into something for their conjux, or formally exchange vials of their innermost energon...but when cybertronians and their humans fall in love and want to become conjux or married in human terms...

And of course, he or she, depending on who you end up with, secretly feels saddened that you two can do that, after all, he can't ask you to slice a piece of your skin, or he can't inject his energon into you as it would be poisonous...

You also would feel sad about it, wanting to include his rituals, but then you had a crazy idea and decided to surprise him/her on your wedding day or anniversary with...

Cybertronian*Opens the fox and is taken aback by a jewelry pendant the size properly for them, sees your shirt, hair, and optics widen*Y-you

Y/n*Smiles at them and reaches to grab their servo in your small hand*I wanted to try your rituals too, you can meld that pendant into your metal... apart or me will be yours, like the ring you gave me made with your armour

Cybertronian*Is falling all over again with you as you FOUND a way to do something so important to his people*I want to make you my conjux so bad...

I think a lot of mech and femmes would worry about our hair, asking if it hurts if we cut it or if they KNOW their human hair worked hard to have it long...but give it away for them to show them how much you love them...

Isn't this a cool way to exchange vows?...

@revelboo

@witherlove

@aurox031

@transformers-spike

@berracids

@random-fandom1984

@tinyfroglove

[transformers-spike]

Bugs are neat but they freak me out. Bug type pokemon are some of my favorite designs, though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh def - so many of them are amazing. Anyway, these three are my faves

[drunkeninlovesailor]

I wanna participate

This is my personal top 3:

Honorable mentions for cuteness points:

[drunkeninlovesailor]

I started working out my glutes a few months earlier and progress is a bit erratic due to my very strict schedule, but it's there. Turns out, it's a lot more comfortable to sit now. Literally it feels like I'm sitting on a pillow all the time. Totally recommend

[wishingstarinajar]

Lurking in the Deep