Yo-ho-ho (and a bottle of Engex)

she/her Deep in Transformers brainrot // mostly fic writing and headcanons

[drunkeninlovesailor]

Transformers Masterlist

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Greetings fellow seafarer! On this ship you'll find:

Fanfictions

Headcanons

General rambling

Enjoy

!!! Suggestions / ramblings welcome, feel free to interact !!!

One-shots // Drabbles

You Let Me -- IDW Sunder x reader (nsfw)

Beckoning -- TFP Soundwave x reader (suggestive)

Pharma scenario -- IDW Pharma / reader

The Pursuit -- IDW Tarn x reader

Soft -- IDW Gladiator Megatron x reader

Il Mondo Non Basta -- (any) Shockwave x reader

Idiosyncrasy -- Humanformer! Bus driver! Tarn x reader (suggestive)

Hive for a Wolfpack chapters (G1 Insecticons x reader) [see AO3 link for tags]

Prologue - The Crooked, the Cradle

Chapter 1 - Steady, steady

Chapter 2 - Show your Fangs

Chapter 3 - Turn Out the Lights

Chapter 4 - Here I Am

Chapter 5 - Naked, the Night Falls (nsfw)

Chapter 6 - The Moon Will Sing

Headcanons

Cybertronian guide to human companionship. Vol. 1

Cybertronian names and vocalizations headcanons

Cybertronian sensory headcanons #1

Cybertronian sensory headcanons #2

Cybertronian biology (ft. @karinadele @transformers-spike)

KOBD Headcanon

Energon headcanons + focus on human exposure

Hybrid sparklings headcanon

Energon crystals in engagement rings

Cybertronian carrying a human (as in pregnancy) headcanons + BOUNDARIES AND RULES OF THE BLOG)

Groups of bots changing names after the war

Cybertronians and ovulation

Cybertronians and boobs

Interface #1

Interface #2

Interface #3 (About Starscream's spike)

Interface #4 (About Megatron's kink)

Knock Out's predator/prey kink and primal play

Transfluid clots (more on @transformers-spike's blog)

Cybertronian STDs

Insecticons nsfw headcanons +bit of worldbuilding

Non-TF related stuff

Small guide on human interaction

Insecticon pagedolls by @mauditeaffaire

[mouseycometz]

I’ve been staring at this for a long time.

[drunkeninlovesailor]

Channeling his Italian powers to make space spaghetti

[omnia-volo]

There’s nothing better than money.

[drunkeninlovesailor]

Fits the vibe

[bimo8tf]

Pop!

[luxthestrange]

Conjux exchanging

So I can't BELIEVE this never occurred to me or anyone else. So when two cybertronians become conjux, they exchange metals, taking apart one piece of their armour to meld it into something for their conjux, or formally exchange vials of their innermost energon...but when cybertronians and their humans fall in love and want to become conjux or married in human terms...

And of course, he or she, depending on who you end up with, secretly feels saddened that you two can do that, after all, he can't ask you to slice a piece of your skin, or he can't inject his energon into you as it would be poisonous...

You also would feel sad about it, wanting to include his rituals, but then you had a crazy idea and decided to surprise him/her on your wedding day or anniversary with...

Cybertronian*Opens the fox and is taken aback by a jewelry pendant the size properly for them, sees your shirt, hair, and optics widen*Y-you

Y/n*Smiles at them and reaches to grab their servo in your small hand*I wanted to try your rituals too, you can meld that pendant into your metal... apart or me will be yours, like the ring you gave me made with your armour

Cybertronian*Is falling all over again with you as you FOUND a way to do something so important to his people*I want to make you my conjux so bad...

I think a lot of mech and femmes would worry about our hair, asking if it hurts if we cut it or if they KNOW their human hair worked hard to have it long...but give it away for them to show them how much you love them...

Isn't this a cool way to exchange vows?...

@revelboo

@witherlove

@aurox031

@transformers-spike

@berracids

@random-fandom1984

@tinyfroglove

[transformers-spike]

Bugs are neat but they freak me out. Bug type pokemon are some of my favorite designs, though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh def - so many of them are amazing. Anyway, these three are my faves

[drunkeninlovesailor]

I wanna participate

This is my personal top 3:

Honorable mentions for cuteness points:

[drunkeninlovesailor]

I started working out my glutes a few months earlier and progress is a bit erratic due to my very strict schedule, but it's there. Turns out, it's a lot more comfortable to sit now. Literally it feels like I'm sitting on a pillow all the time. Totally recommend

[wishingstarinajar]

Lurking in the Deep

[drunkeninlovesailor]

Ramblements

You know it's really fun and interesting to study what I'm studying, and it would be even better if I wasn't on a time schedule. At the very least, the cardio-endo exam is in about a week which gives me plenty of time to review and also, I won't have to stress anymore over this shite (despite the ever-present illusion of needing more and more time). At the end of the day, I'll make it. I always do. I just wish I didn't have to pause my hobbies in the meantime but eh medschool is what it is, I consider myself lucky enough to be able to balance friendships/relationships, studying, and this blog.

I have some very fun ideas regarding posts which I've been saving up, plus more creative outbursts for HFAW ch.7. A person on AO3 was worried I was going to abandon the fic given I haven't updated in more than two months, which both made me elated to be kept in such high regards, but also made me heartsick and feeling genuinely guilty. AO3 is not as dynamic as tumblr so there's not much space for life updates and so, which means most of the readers there are kept in the dark.

However, I know my drill and I know I'll get back to writing as soon as I'm done with the exam. I miss my bugs and I have so much planned for them outside of the fic itself (namely, the other post ideas I've mentioned). For now, I'll randomly update pics of cool irl bugs I find :)

I often find studying relaxing, like journaling. Plus, the printing shop I've had my notes printed at uses really high quality paper (for a good price!) so it's super pleasant to see the highlighter glide through :)) Days go by on their own and I find myself pulling through hours and hours of studying without even realizing, then at the end of the day I use the little strength I have to connect with friends and just chill. Writing takes a lot of brainpower as you all know, so for now it's a no no.

However, it's fun to adapt it to things I'm brainstorming. I'll definitely make more science headcanons for you to enjoy!

For now, I'm grateful to everyone who's sticking around, @'ing me for stuff and just checking up on me in general. And also, thanks to all of you who've donated to my Ko-fi ❤️ It means the world to me and it actually enabled me to save up something for TFNation this year.

I'll get back to you all in due time. See ya!

[classjezter]

Hello, this may be a silly thought of mine, but in your au does seekers have retractable claws?

Yup! I have drawn them with that in mind before, but I’ve never really talked about it, they can transform the tips of their digits into claws.

New addition to this hc that I recently adopted from a fic, for the first vorn of their life seekerlings can’t retract their claws. They’re always out to better cling to creators, or as a small defense used last case scenario. They don’t look like much but they’re really sharp.

[drunkeninlovesailor]

Bug I photographed this morning

[mouseycometz]

Starscream and Stacy have a very weird way of flirting.

(🎨 by @transform-artion)

[mouseycometz]

Holy freaking moly.

[kkoribyeol]

I see one funny cat photo and immediately think of those steel flying cats, the Trines

[mendely]

Skywarp's Disappearing Act

[potatosstuff]

Behold a man

[aurox031]

LA CRIATURA

@luxthestrange

@drunkeninlovesailor

@revelboo

@transformers-spike

@starscreamer5

@witherlove

@kitgirl91

@ghostromulusprime

[drunkeninlovesailor]

Fun fact! In Sicilian, "criatura" means child

[ahemahemwhimer]

it is with great heartbreak and immense sadness that i come to the realization that robots are hard to draw. but we thug through that shit and persist in the meme ((and since tumblr might blow up soo, might as well just post))

[aurox031]

Da crew, our heroes.

99% of the time they be like,

@luxthestrange

@revelboo

@drunkeninlovesailor

@awesomecoyote337

@transformers-spike

@witherlove

@mouseycometz