Ridiculous Humanity

Sometimes, starseeds just need an outlet for the lower-vibrational, human-life stuff. These are things that make me ::facepalm:: and laugh. The pensive and serious consciousness-awakening stuff doesn't belong here, but you can find it at siriansage1111.

[secondlina]

*Hacker voice* I'm in.

[notcaptainjack]

[falseknees]

The volume IS the message

[dagwolf]

Vomitous

[demonius-darkblade]

can we please stop pretending this shit is good?!!?! What the fuck!!!!!

[kittycatdeathtrap]

I don’t understand why this is a bad thing??

[demonius-darkblade]

whats sold as inspirational here is somebody whose fear of being fired and having their source of food and shelter yanked away from them forced them to push themselves to unhealthy lengths

[i-rogue]

Walking isn’t unhealthy, whoever told you that is lazy. Dude got a job for a company and wanted to prove his reliability, he could’ve given up and not showed up but unlike most people he made a commitment and stuck to it and guess what. That commitment paid off. Its like you people are unable to handle when. Someone it’s doing better than you.

[demonius-darkblade]

You have never walked 20 miles ever

[aggrokawaii]

whats with all the fucking bootlickers on this site?

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

he literally left his house at midnight. 

[edgemarquess]

How does someone see a 20 mile, eight hour walk as “a good work ethic” and not as a man whose been driven beyond his limits to ensure he doesn’t lose the one thing that keeps him from starving to death I mean what the fuck

[i-rogue]

God you people are fucking weak

[airframeextender]

sign your car over to me and walk to work to prove how strong you are

[necrodivergent]

Even for soldiers who have trained specifically for such things, a 20-mile march is a fucking grueling experience. Nobody should have to do that and then be expected to work for eight hours. That is literally insane.

[plain-and-simple-ninja]

(source)

[93217]

made some posters - this ones my favorite

all of them

[valtsv]

ghosts are so funny. they're people who were just like "actually, fuck dying" and decided to cause problems on purpose for the rest of everyone else's lives. goals tbh.

[quipwit]

untitled ghost game

[sacredfemininegypsyheart-deacti]

[scorpiofactsdaily]

Always remember that, while Scorpio can absolutely keep a secret to the grave and will do so if they want to, they have to WANT TO. you can't talk shit about one of their friends to them and expect them not to totally spill that shit

[sicknare]

[quantum-light-1111]

In a mind file cabinet

duh

[thatsbelievable]

[everythingfox]

Sky puppies

[socialistexan]

[normal-horoscopes]

I'm simply a baby witch could you please give a bit of context to who Crowley is?

ALISTAIR ALEXANDER CROWLEY WAS AN INFLUENTIAL TURN-OF-THE-CENTURY OCCULTIST WHO IS ESSENTIALLY WHOLLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE POPULARITY OF MOST OF THE OCCULT SHIT THAT HAPPENED IN ENGLAND AND THE UNITED STATES AROUND THE TIME

HE WAS AN EXTREMELY TALENTED SORCERER AND ESSENTIALLY REINVENTED RITUAL MAGIC AS WE KNOW IT AND FOUNDED TWO ENTIRE BRANCHES OF MAGIC: THE THELEMIC SCHOOL AND CHAOS MAGIC

HE WAS ALSO A RACIST ANTISEMITIC RAPIST PEDO/ZOOPHILE AND DESERVED TO BE BEATEN TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL

ANY OCCULTIST WORTH THEIR SALT CIRCLE TREATS HIM LIKE HOW AEROSPACE ENGINEERS TREAT WERNER VON BRAUN LIKE YES HES A FUCKING NAZI BUT ONCE YOU SCRAPE OFF ALL THE NAZI SHIT OFF GODDAMN CAN HE BUILD A ROCKET

HES LIKE FREUD: HE HAD SOME POWERFUL IDEAS BUT EVERY SINGLE CONCLUSION HE REACHED WAS TERRIBLE AND WRONG WHICH MAKES HIM PERFECT TO STUDY BY DUNKING ON HIM ENDLESSLY

[rainstormdragon]

Best summary of Alistair Crowley I have ever seen and why I gave up on my own research into the occult as a teenager. So many supposedly “ancient practices of witchcraft” ended up coming from a book of Victorian bullshit by him.

[normal-horoscopes]

ITS SERIOUSLY LIKE TAKING THE MASK OFF THE MONSTER BUT 6/10 TIMES ITS JUST FUCKING CROWLEY AGAIN

[screenshotsofdespair]

[crap-userrname16]

[vampire-wannabe]

as much as I'm a "get out of this town and never come back" kind of person I'm also a "fall in love and settle down in a cozy cottage where it's just the two of us and our woodland friends" kind of person

[chromolume]

so imagine you’re making ratatouille and you don’t like tomatoes. you don’t like the taste, the texture, the putting them in the water and the peeling them - eugh! so you say to yourself “lookit, this whole dish is nothing but vegetables, so what does it matter if i leave the tomatoes out?” a seemingly innocuous decision on the surface, but 2 hours or whatever later when you’re done cooking, you open the oven to find a complete mess! just a pot full of baked vegetables, none of them congealed or somehow unified. what happened to your beloved ratatouille? so you take to google and find that actually the tomatoes are an essential ingredient of ratatouille, as they form a “sauce” of a certain kind that makes the whole thing work. and so a seemingly innocent decision has destroyed the very foundation of the established order with disturbing ramifications towards the whole. in this essay i will examine how martin luther’s 95 theses lead to protestants being more boring than catholics

[the-last-punbender]

This is the opposite of a recipe blog

[starseedfacepalm]