starships and reblogs and all things that shine

reblogs of a 30 something

[starships]

“That’s when they suspended the constitution. They said it would be temporary. There wasn’t any rioting in the streets. People stayed home, watching their televisions, looking for direction. There wasn’t even an enemy you could put a finger on.”

- Margaret Atwood, Handmaids Tale

[haleths]

Stephen Colbert speaking for the people (x)

+ bonus

[alienpapacy]

trending news

[airframeextender]

underwater temple, underwater monk

underwater rhymes and underwater funk

he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk

with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk

on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk

he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk

underwater temple, underwater monk

[cnsystem]

[thesexydancingcrepe]

Sick rhymes

[thesexydancingcrepe]

HOLY COW! SOMEONE MADE THIS A SONG!!👍✨

[dragontrickster73]

this song slaps harder than anything i’ve heard in the past decade

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[personification-of-anxiety]

This should get some award

[personification-of-anxiety]

3 days later and I’m listening to this on repet

[awesomage]

Follow my Epic Fantasy Music playlist on Spotify!

[bimbogollum]

If u walk into any pub in Britain you will immediately see at least 5 men who look like this 

[brutus-red-xiii-deactivated2021]

☝😦… ✊🙁… 😶… You ain’t wrong there tbf

[zarholrico]

[yesterdaysprint]

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920

[swurp]

Here’s to 98 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

[swurp]

Here’s to 99 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

[adulthooliganism]

Here’s to 100 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[catbountry]

The beginning.

[fluffmugger]

actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment  “cos THE progenative shitlord of  cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle  photos of cats weren’t gonna cut it, and started doing shit like this: 

then he realised HE COULD CAPTION THEM

and thus the dignity of the feline was forever destroyed. 

[kasaron]

The first cat memes. 

[reeshahasha]

Here. Have this weird Mickey/John Mulaney mashup meme I made.

[wrenchwife]

Season 1 Episode 18

A summary

[daddywain]

[dennys]

[politijohn]

[politijohn]

[stars-bean]

Legally Blonde 2 (2003) dir. Charles Herman-Wurmfeld

[saoirseuwu]

The Mighty Nein as Animal crossing villagers ^^

[chikao-art]

Day 4 is celestial!! I really wanted to bring back my fav from last year’s mermay for this one!!

[surprisebitch]

[iateaboogie]