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@starsintherain
Give me someone who has some fucked up tastes in fiction, but is kind and respectful to real people, over someone who only ever ships the healthiest ships and stans the purest characters, but is rude and cruel to real people, any day of the week.
Your goddamn fictional preferences don’t show what kind of person you are; your actions do.
It’s not a hard concept to grasp.
you can’t deny the existence of rape culture when our judicial system is ran by these gross ass men who justify it
imagine if we had a government run by women, or at the very least, a government run by people with a shred of fucking decency.
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This is going to make my life a whole lot easier . . . .
Thank you for being a breath of fresh air. If I have to see another bit of twaddle where Anakin was just a Bad Seed and Not Mindful Enough (because a nine year old slave child is going to be calm in the face of a group of unsmiling Masters) I am going to scream. The Jedi served a Sith Lord as Chancellor and watch the Republic sink into fascism- Anakin was incidental in the long run.
awww you’re welcome, I guess lol 😍
I know it’s super popular on this fandom right now to turn Anakin into a pathetic, inept joke who can’t barely exist without the constant support of others, but that’s something i’ll never allow on this blog.
first, because there’s nothing funny about Anakin’s mental illness symptoms being mocked and turned into excuses to show how dumb and stupid the character is.
second, I can’t stand victim blaming. watching people blame Anakin for being abused and neglected by the adults around him makes me sick. there’s a difference between loving a character and trying to justify trauma, neglect and abuse as something a child should’ve prevented.
and finally, I don’t do basic takes! and there’s nothing more basic than making fun of Anakin Skywalker for being...Anakin Skywalker.
Anakin was created as a tragic figure, not a villainous or comic one. not understanding that is such a basic take that it immediately reminds of all the hate the character and the prequels got because people who didn’t get it either then.
SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!!
I’m so sick and tired of people saying that Anakin being dead/expelled from the Jedi Order/[insert highly unethical “preventative measure”] would make everything magically better again. Palpacreep did not need Anakin to kill all the Jedi, the clones made sure of that. If Anakin wasn’t in the picture, some other fallen Jedi/Force sensitive individual would have became Darth Vader.
Also it’s totally not like the adults in the Jedi Order left a young boy with an old man of questionable intent unsupervised, and its totally not like the Jedi Order had a bullying/child neglect problem at the very least. It’s totally not like Obi-Wan was bullied by another child constantly, and instead of addressing the problem like responsible adults, they said he had a hard time controlling his anger and shipped him off to be a space farmer BEFORE HIS 13TH BIRTHDAY, even though he should have still had until his 13th birthday to find a master . .. It’s a wonder that more Jedi didn’t go flying off the deep end. It’s not like there’s an entire list of Fallen Jedi on Wookieepedia with Jedi who Fell before even Palpatine was born. Oh wait.
Just to be clear, I am not saying the Jedi brought their genocide on themselves. That is absurd, and although I know this fandom has a victim-blaming issue, IT IS STILL WRONG TO SAY THEY JEDI BROUGHT THEIR GENOCIDE ON THEMSELVES. IT IS STILL WRONG TO SAY THAT ANAKIN SHOULD HAVE STOPPED PALPATINE DESPITE THE ABUSE AND TRAUMA HE SUFFERED FROM. Also, it is more than crass to mock mental illness/any illness’ symptoms.
The point I’m trying to make is PALPATINE IS THE REAL VILLAIN HERE. Not Anakin. Not the Jedi Order. Both had the possibility to reform, they had a possibility to get better, but PALPATINE SAW AN OPPORTUNITY AND TOOK IT. He saw a raging fire and added rocket fuel to it. He likely helped make things worse for Anakin, that’s how manipulations work. Can we all stop taking the spotlight off of Palpatine for his horrible actions/atrocities he committed. Please??
TL;DR: PALPATINE IS THE REAL VILLIAN HERE, STOP BLAMING HIS VICTIMS
We need HOAs or some idiots will paint their house purple or put tractor tires in their front yard. If you want tractor tires, don’t move to a HOA neighborhood.
I couldn’t even fathom how horrifying it must be to live somewhere there are...purple houses and and yucky stuff in people’s yards. Thank God I don’t have any real problems like that.
listen my Nonna and Nonno live right by a purple house (it’s a nice lilac) and as a kid I was fucking obsessed with it because purple is my favorite color. I’d go nuts whenever we passed by it. Also it had a purple mailbox to match and it blew my mind.
No more HOAs. More purple houses.
imagine trying to control what someone else can do with or on their own property just because you don't agree with their taste in decor
NO MORE HOAs MORE PURPLE HOUSES
Related, becuase I just had to move: “just don’t move into an HOA” Do you know what a PAIN IN THE ASS it is to find NON-HOA Housing? Very nearly everything in the CO front range that isn’t a rental has an HOA these days!
Short list of the Shit the HOA at my pervious house tried to pull:
Banning personal and community food gardens (The reason the tag for my garden is “The garden of earthly HOA violations”)
Banning people from using thier personal yards as Native Plant Restoration microzones, something that looks gorgeous and is extremely helpful to the local ecology
trying to get the city council to remove protections on adjacent city Open Space/Native Plant restoration zone so they could mow it.
mandating the use of ONE landscaping company in the neighborhood, coinicdentally owned by the HOA president’s son
Mandating the use of an unecessary water purification company on all properties.
suing city animal control for collecting lose dogs and cats and returning them to the addresses on thier collars. You know. that thing animal control does so the animals don’t get run over or disemboweled by the coyotes or catch and spread rabies. The thing that’s illegal to let your pet do out here for those reasons Karen.
Suing the city council to remove a city bus stop in the neighborhood that was heavily used by many residents. They damn near got away with it becuase the HOA meetings were always in the middle of the day on a weekday. You know, when the residents that use that stop are working.
Sending people letters threatening to fine them for having “Out Of Season” holiday decor. Specifically targeting my Indian neighbors who were celebrating Diwali, not Christmas and the Jews with visible Menorahs.
Fining people for doing thier own appliance and car repair on thier own personal property
Fining people for operating a business out of thier house, specifically targeting a disabled neighbor that does comission tailoring and garment repair out of her home. never bothered a soul except the one snoopy bitch who didn’t like that her clients were allowed to park in the tailor’s designated and otherwise unused parking space.
Trying to fine a neighbor for flying a Pride Flag
HOAs are invasive, bigoted, corrupt and cruel institutions that should never have been allowed to be created. If you live in and HOA area, showing up at the meetings to tell people what the fuck is wrong with them, Joining your HOA board to protect your neighbors and possibly organize the dissolution of the HOA is one of the best things you can do to protect the marginalized members of your community.
FUCK HOAs AND LONG LIVE THE PURPLE HOUSES AND TRACTOR-TIRE GARDENS OF THE WORLD.
At least 4 of these points are all lawsuits waiting to happen?? How is this a thing?? Fuck HOAs, why can’t they just organize block parties?
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They now take him everywhere:
Thank you, firefighters! 🙏
Il materiale di origine: Baby Yoda fights fires (Facebook)
This is the most wholesome thing I have ever seen. 🥺♥️
sometimes you just gotta….. think a little bigger.
Ekekekekekek compilation.
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Hi I never want to forget seeing this
Please know I love your Jangobi/Kenfetti art so much. They give me so much joy 😭💖💖💖💖💖💖
aaaaa i’m so happy!!!! thank you!! 😭💖 and!! I always wanted to draw something from Jate’kara I tried to draw Jangobi and Anakin from chapter 11 because I love this scene so much perhaps one day I'll redraw this scene in my normal style...
This is so beautifully adorable .. . . 🤩 🤩 🤩 🤩 🤩 🤩
must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???
hey what the fuck is wrong with you people
idk, what is wrong with me? i’m in a healthy and stable relationship with a great partner, i’ve had lots of therapy that has helped me establish strong boundaries and recognize red flags, and i have an active social life and fulfilling career. could it be that i just… like to read books and watch movies and tv shows about dysfunctional people??? you tell me, tumblr user girlcreator!
You’re a bourgeois degenerate who wants to see shitty despicable & violent relationships for your disgusting sense of entertainment— and you should feel fucking ashamed of yourself.
I agree with @girlcreator but I definitely know there’s something wrong with you. People like you are a huge red flag to me. Bad vibes, for sure.
can you weirdos just smoke some fucking weed
shakespeare frantically rewriting macbeth’s marriage to be healthy and adjusted becuase no one will ever want to watch the original
**Friendly reminder that people don’t have the same likes/dislikes as you, and so long as nobody is being hurt, mind your own damn business.
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i don’t think people get what these fires mean for California.
the fight against climate change is not “for the future” or “coming up”
no. it is now. for california, for me, for the 37 fucking million of us who live here, it is now. it is now. it is fucking now. there is smoke blanketing my entire city. the other day there was ASH FALLING FROM THE SKY. there are people who are living with red, terrifying smoke, right outside their front doors. i can’t open a window because it all smells like a fucking fire. the sky is entirely grey, because it’s all fucking smoke. my entire fucking STATE is affected by this shit. my STATE.
by the way, california? our population is 71% of England’s. an entire country.
and yes, there are issues other than climate change that have caused this shit, of course. but I’ve grown up through two droughts. I’ve watched the fountains in my town get shut down, I’ve watched them grow dusty and old. I’ve fixed my sprinklers to account for the new water restrictions. I’ve grown up knowing each winter was colder, each summer hotter. I’ve grown up seeing this shit.
every year, we come to fire season, and i hope and watch and desperately wish that it’ll be okay. that thousands of people won’t lose their homes this year. that i won’t have to walk home with a red sun blazing over me and smoke so thick i can’t stop coughing. that I’ll be able to step outside and not smell it. that people won’t lose their towns, their belongings, their livelihoods. every damn year.
my entire state is kindling. my friends outside of cali reach out to me about the fires, telling me they hope I’ll be safe. but i can’t go outside without inhaling lungfuls of smoke. i can’t do anything but watch as hundreds of thousands of acres burn.
2.5 million acres have burned this year. million. 2.5 fucking million acres. 20x what burned last year.
my state is on fire. my city is covered in smoke. a one year old boy DIED because of these fires, and who knows how many will join him by the time this is over.
so yes, please, donate. but i am tired as shit of people pretending that wildfires in california should be normal, that this is okay, that this is just “something that happens” no. no. vote for politicians who support renewable energy. vote for politicians who care about climate change. because, in the grand scheme of things, what we need is restrictions and laws and regulations. one person installing solar panels isn’t going to do shit.
those bottom photos are san francisco. my state is burning.
you can donate to help here. but this isn’t something that’ll go away. it’s going to get worse and worse, unless we fucking do something.
tags from @astrum-cipher. this is a huge fucking devastating problem.
I woke up this morning and could see the smoke before I even opened my blinds, just form the yellow quality of the light peeking in under the door. I’m from Oregon. I grew up with a color pallet of grey and green and blue, of rainy winters and forests that are supposed to stay lush through the summer. With this smoke, it’s dark like it is under the blanket of clouds in the winter, but this brings no rain, just ash falling from the sky. I don’t want to open the blinds because the world outside is orange, not green. I don’t want to watch the world I love burn. This is Not Normal.
just wait until the smoke clears. 150,000 acres of the McKenzie corridor is gone, all that green and blue is black now. i’ve driven that road hundreds of times, and i’m going to absolutely fucking weep the next time I go out there.
I live in Washington State and everything looks like hell. And all of the scenic routes we usually take to get to Oregon have likely been burnt to a crisp. We have family friends and friends in general who are near the fires, or have been evacuated. This shouldn’t be normal. School shouldn’t have to be delayed because a majority of teachers have been evacuated. (Also a friendly fuck you is directed to the guy who got arrested for SETTING A BRUSH FIRE in Puyallup) Also, people up here are blaming Antifa of all things for setting the wildfires and CALLING THE COPS SAYING ANTIFA SET THE WILDFIRES, despite there being no proof whatsoever. Can we all just stop with the insanity, and realize that we have a problem? So then there aren’t droughts, and summers aren’t a prelude to hell? THIS IS NOT NORMAL, AND WE SHOULD NOT NORMALIZE THIS.
“Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them, do not. Miss them, do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed, that is.”
Yoda is the worst grief counselor/therapist ever. Stop the arm chair psychobabble and send this poor boy to a licensed and trained therapist for the love of God!
Anakin: [Trusts Palpatine, falls to the dark side, slaughters Jedi, etc.]
Yoda: [Surprised Pikachu face]
Anonymous submitted:
Write a Jangowan
Hello there! I love your work. Can you write a jangowan, continuing off the King Kenobi of Stewjon? I wanted to know how they might interact as King and temporary bounty hunter guard.
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(Obi-Wan is still a little young in that AU for me to want to write a shippy scene, but I’m happy to toss a little more of that AU out! Here’s a Jango Fett & Obi-Wan centric scene!)
Part 1 | King Kenobi | Jedi Padme
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[Rating: M] || [tw: murder]
“Jinn is dead.”
Fett looks up from his post, where he’s still watching the boy. Anakin fell asleep while they waited, and he double checks to make sure he’s still out cold before he puts his attention on Obi-Wan. The kid– because for all that he’s a king and a trained warrior; he’s still just 17, still a kid in Jango’s eyes– approaches him, Maul nowhere to be seen behind the shaky teen.
“Congratulations,” Jango answers, though he’s not sure that’s the correct response. He moves away from the sleeping Skywalker, not wanting him to overhear this conversation.
King Kenobi’s hands are trembling, and as he gets closer, Fett can pick up the faint spray of blood that dots across his knuckles and the side of his face. The boy is fixated on his hands, clearly not feeling right.
“Tell me what happened.” He orders, putting a steadying hand on his charge’s shoulder. A quick glance confirms that Padawan Amidala hasn’t yet returned from helping the Queen with her plans. He switches into Mando'a just to be safe, anyways.
It takes a moment for Obi-Wan to respond, also using Fett’s native language. “I killed him.”
“Not Maul?” Jango clarifies, confused. Obi-Wan was meant to help, but Maul was supposed to take the kill.
The young royal shakes his head. “No– Jinn… he was too skilled. He cut Maul down… right in half.” And that must have been a traumatic sight in itself– Jinn knows that Maul was a bit like Obi-Wan’s mentor.
Still, Obi-Wan wasn’t supposed to fight Jinn himself. He was only supposed to help if the opportunity arose. And Jango knows he ran off under the guise of fighting on Jinn’s side.
He waits, and is rewarded with further explanation.
“I shouted– I– I shouldn’t have, but he was my friend… Jinn realized I knew him. He found out so I– I had to…” he swallows. “He tried to– to talk me out of it. Said I’d been tricked, used… I… I don’t know if he was wrong. I killed him.”
“Je'tii like to talk,” Jango finally speaks, going for a soothing tone. “All they do is lie, Kenobi. You did a good job. Glory for your first kill.”
The young man nods, still looking shaken. “I’ve never…”
“Killed a jedi before?”
“Anyone,” the king clarifies, taking a deep breath. “Not that wasn’t an accident, anyways.” Right, he does remember the boy’s run-in with the Assassin sent after his parents.
He heard their brain was crushed by the Force– another traumatic experience for a boy that is still so young. Fett was first hired to help cover up that fact, and has since become Obi-Wan’s favorite bounty hunter to hire.
In a calculated move, Fett pulls the boy close to him, into a snug one-armed hug. “It gets easier, kid. Just breathe, you’ll be alright.” He pauses. “I need you to listen to me, because you need a cover story. Here’s what happened;” he pushes on, knowing that his charge needs something to focus on now. “You and Jinn went after the Sith. Maul killed Jinn, and you finished the job, killing Maul. Say it back to me.”
Obi-Wan swallows and nods, taking a moment to calm his nerves. “The Sith killed Jinn, then I killed the Sith.”
“Good.” Fett nods approvingly. He glances over at Anakin, who is still sleeping. “The kid will be fine for a few minutes. Show me where the bodies are, I’ll get them moved.”
Obi-Wan nods, pulling away from the hug to do so. With a mission in mind, he loses the trembling in his hands, acting more like his normal self, if still a bit shaken. Which is to be expected, even for their cover story.
He’ll be fine, Jango thinks. He has the eyes of a Mandalorian, he’s a fighter.
sith!obi wan AU that a friend and I have been working on!!
Oh damn . . . .
if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.
