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i like reading books, taking photos, and spending a lot of (too much) time on the internet. also, my blog is a mess.

[theentirestateoftennessee-deact]

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

[super-mario-rpg]

[plasmalogical]

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

[assignedgodatbirth]

[frikiskrew]

[obesecamels]

There’s a lot to unpack here. +the flexibility to get in that pose +the balance to stay on the skateboard +the strength to pull back a bowstring with your toes +the dexterity to hit a target while moving +the coordination… not hand-eye, but foot-eye …I don’t know what to do with these things now that I’ve unpacked them…

[tsukkis]

What I want for myself: To graduate from university, to have an independent life and a good job.

What I also want: Stay at home and sleep as much as possible.

[sickassbonedragon]

[hells-little-fallen-angels]

From now on if anyone asks me why I am randomly sad…instead of saying “I don’t know” or something I’m going to look them dead straight in the eyes and say “I’ve been assigned to mourn the death of a stranger” and just walk away

[stimman3000]

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[w0wls]

When the effects dont load right

[scarecade]

[squ-onk]

Science side of tumblr pls explain

[daddyhiccup]

It’s called a Laminar Flow. Water usually has a lot of turbulence in it, and that is that causes it to look rather chaotic when it’s spraying out of a hose.

Laminar Flow occurs when all the water is moving in the exact same direction, eliminating turbulence, and thus, creating a flow of water that looks like glass.

Still, the idea that this is creating Laminar flow randomly is quite incredible, usually it requires specially built nozzles to create it.

[apocalypse-of-the-fucked]

science side of tumblr coming back at us with hard facts and incredibly unexpected urls

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

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where are you gonna keep it

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

:)

[ginger-ale-official]

I don’t like this post very much

[the-memedaddy]

[avoidantproblem]

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

[wildwood-faun]

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

[princeheathen]

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

[vanish]

daydreaming about stuff that’s probably never going to happen is my favorite hobby

[chikier]

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

[thetomska]

similarly whenever anyone says “excuse me” reply with “you’re excused” and respond to “i’m sorry” with “you will be”

[thatadult]

i’m honestly so embarrassing!!!!!!! and beautiful!!!!!!!!

[oldblogarchived]

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

[disc80s]

IM CRYINGNFN

[my-name-is-long]

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

[spirited-simmer-deactivated2016]

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

[catchingjinns]

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

[watercolorsheep]

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

[languageoclock]

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

[commie-saskia-deactivated202211]

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

[agoraphobeifiwantto]

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

[redroomballerinas]

english: car

polish: :)

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

[false-dawn]

french: coccinelle

UK english: ladybird!

american english: ladybug

french: weird

dutch: :)

french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

[snapeingturtle]

English: refrigerator

Finnish: :)

Swedish: :)

English: uhh

Finnish: ice closet!

Swedish: cold closet!

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English: bra

Finnish: :)

English: wait

Finnish: breast vest

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English: computer

Finnish: :)

English:…

Finnish: knowledge machine

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English: dragon

Finnish: :)

English: please don’t

Finnish: salmon snake

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English: January

Finnish: :)

English: ugh fine

Finnish: oak month

English: February

Finnish: :)

English: no

Finnish: pearl month

English: June

Finnish: :)

English: really?

Finnish: summer month

English: July

Finnish: :)

English: oh come on

Finnish: hay month

English: August

Finnish: :)

English: please stop

Finnish: life month

English: September

Finnish: :)

English: kill me now

Finnish: autumn month

English: October

Finnish: :)

English: STOP

Finnish: mud month

English: December

Finnish: :)

English: fINE ONE MORE

Finnish: Christmas month :)

[bluthatesfabrikk]

Loved it.

[notherenottherenotanymore]

If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend $17,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies.

[tlredgravity-deactivated2017081]

why was this calculated

[kaijutegu]

My fucking roomba woke me up at 5 am to tell me she’s stuck near a cliff.

[kaijutegu]

The base of the fan counts as a cliff now, i see.

[amayabikuni]

He was very scared

[emmersdrawberry]

save him