StarSoup Did a Thing?

They/Them. Supposedly writes, supposedly it's fanfiction.

[sbev-e]

Good Morning. Hope you have a lovely day! Sparkle on! Love from the Great Hall. <3

[occudo]

They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.

Based on @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts

[luck-system-shenanigans]

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.

[askdivinearchives]

Can we just stay like this? Together

Commission from @melogranomarcio for Desmond and Theo.

[ollietheoilboy]

Hi guys annual appearance (/j)

I'm trying to join a Minecraft SMP so here's a W.I.P of my mc avatar

It's pride month and I made it in pride month so he's going to canonically be transmasc, and use he/it pronouns (#projection)

Lineart might be weird bc I'm trying something new ok🥹🥹

Ok bye now

[ollietheoilboy]

I finished the drawing 🥹🥹

Very low effort, don't mind the mistakes

[leilanising]

Osiris, my evoker oc with a keen insight on the ancient or unknown. His 6th sense abilities greatly outweigh any physical magic he is capable of. (pronouns: any/all/none)

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[ralfmaximus]

You have to watch the dosage.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

You have to watch the dosage.

[brightgoat]

EVE.

Minecraft: My World AU - Act II - Nether Arc Part 12

EVE RETURNS. Although the Totem is missing, Eve now has the ingredient needed to charge it; a sacrificial soul. And the more scared it is- the livelier!

(Also the pose the Vindicators are doing in the first image is their salute to address their Evoker)

[mc-my-world]

ACT II Masterpost (Ongoing)

ACT II MASTERPOST BENEATH CUT:

VILLAGE, PILLAGE, VINDICATE

Nil and Polly!

Trained response

Lesson

Bad company

Creeper lore

Childhood flashback

7. JOHNNY 8. Chase

THE SWAMP

9. The Swamp Hut 10. Nightmare 11. Alive 12. Scars 13. Injury 14. Pity 15. Folk tale 16. Dance!

17. Johnny and Polly

18. SWAMP HUT FIGHT

19. PALE GARDEN

20. Traditional Dress 21. EXTRAS 22. He's everywhere.

FUTURE

23. Endgame... 24. Revival Ritual

25. EXTRAS

26. The Next Generation

PAST

27. Glen's Expeditions

28. Brutes and Bastions 29. Iggy the piglet! 30. Water 31. Taiga Village 32. Iggy's Expedition

33. Zombiefied Piglins 34. Channeling Trident 35. PUNKGLEN

36. PIGLIN LORE

37. MEANWHILE, the Duo

38. Nose Scar 39. Other Scars

OUT OF THE FURNACE...

40. ... INTO THE FIRE

41. Culture Shock 42. THE NETHER RAIDERS 43. Bastion Outpost 44. Customer Service 45. Wirt, warts and water 46. Meanwhile...

47. FIRE FROM THE OVERWORLD 48. Ravager Lore 49. They're just Villagers 50. Flashback... 51. Dance Circle with Monsters

52. Fortress Raid 53. Ancestors of Legend

54. To be added...

[nanzyn]

your world is dying. your husband presumably dies in space so now you're a widow and your world is still dying. then 50-ish years later your husband everyone assumed was dead pulls up in a random spaceship full of a highly volatile atmosphere with the solution to your impending apocalypse and none of the original crew from his mission and instead with a wet, blobby alien that he pack bonded with and almost died for and is now emotionally codependent on that now wont stop complaining about the temperature of the water in its enclosure. your name is adrian and you dont know how you got here

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 6

Thanatos (Hades)

Bobby (K-pop Demon Hunters)

Remaining time: 19 hours 26 minutes

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 13

L Lawliet (Death Note)

Jesus of Nazareth (The Bible)

Remaining time: 19 hours 17 minutes

L fanart is by @sybbatra on instagram

Jesus art is by @wolfythewitch

[rylandsgrace]

[cheese-and-rice-x06]

"was this role being offered to me specifically a warning for my future?"

[homunculus-argument]

I've got to look up every possible way to sew hidden, concealed and non-obvious pockets and other such storage caches in all of my clothing, and then have as many of those as I can fit in every item in my wardrobe. Trying to get as much hidden storage space on my person as possible. Carrying around a backpack's worth of shit without carrying a bag of any sort.

Getting bored while waiting for the bus and just casually pulling a goddamn sewing kit out of my sleeve to start doing needlework on my jeans, like hey hold on where the fuck did you just pull that shit from. Equipping shit from my secret inventory.

[bramblesmith]

Hammer space but it's a pocket specifically located on your left calf. Neat :D

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[prokopetz]

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

[probabilitydirigible]

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

[probabilitydirigible]

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

[thepageofhopes]

This has to be my favorite patch note ever

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image IDs: Image #1: Text reading: Team Fortress 2 Update Released. An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include:

-Fixed a bug where players could be teleported to hell and not have visible bumper car

Image #2: Text reading: Crusader Kings 2

-All byzantine emperors will now have clothes regardless of what DLCs are enabled.

-Can no longer press the create Hungary button multiple times.

-No longer possible for AI to plot to assassinate self (unless they are a lunatic).

-Celibate characters should no longer be worried about their conjugal lovelife.

-Made Buddhist ambitions easier to fulfill.

-Impregnation of lovers is now handled in the code.

-The Hordes will now be more prone to head in the “right” direction.

-Louis d'Evreux now has the correct mother.

-Tweaked deathDate of Mubashir, Duke of Mallorca, and made him eunuch.

-Fixed an issue with some plots where plotters did not get what they plotted for.

Image #3: Text reading: Dwarf Fortress

-Babies don’t start strapped with a knife.

-Stopped vampires from pinning their crimes on babies and children.

-Stopped zombie cats from adopting dwarves.

-Stopped ghosts from maintaining secret identities.

-Stopped dwarves from trying to clean their own missing or internal body parts.

-Made strangulation take less time.

-Demons masquerading as gods will try a little harder.

-Adjusted value of bees

Image #4: Text reading: Fixed an issue with the BlobLobber where some of the blogs would not be lobbed /End IDs]

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[tacticaltaxonomist]

This is such a fantastic example what anticipation, overshooting, and settling actually *does* in animation, especially when you're new to learning it, be that 2d or 3d.