Horrible Gremlin, Armchair Dilettante

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[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[prokopetz]

Look, when you see someone talking about a particular bit of tabletop RPG rules tech and your first reaction is "well, that just doesn't sound practical", your first question should be whether you've actually identified a problem, or whether you've merely assumed without justification that every part of the game in question other than the bit you just read about is identical to Dungeons & Dragons.

[prokopetz]

You need to understand that I get "but that doesn't make sense because how would it interact with levelling up" in my notifications like three times a week.

[eternalgirlscout]

you can't say "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" on a poll with a 60/40 split. that's hydrogen bomb vs regular bomb

[prokopetz]

Pipe bomb versus somewhat smaller pipe bomb.

[thecolorofthegame]

Hydrogen baby va coughing bomb

[rudywiser]

Two bombs, both alike in dignity, in fair tumblr, where we lay our scene

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[badger-angel]

always interesting whenever people start talking about polyamory as particularly unstable or prone to jealousy bc it begs the question of if they’ve ever seen or heard of monogamous couples

[badger-angel]

are you aware that those people are having sincere earnest discussions on whether following someone on social media counts as cheating

[sabrebash]

Is That Allowed

[sabrebash]

Boy am i glad that the con has a facebook page so i can post this photo:

[patienz]

massively expanding the concept of "god of the gaps" to include everything i don't immediately apprehend or understand. dark matter is god. chinese is the language of god. a car with tinted windows is being driven by god

[dragongirlbunny]

[transpool-moved]

i know this is how i sound whenever i tell a friend to watch mp100

[skipppppy]

So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit

edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔

[theabigailthorn]

IT'S COMING HOME

[pukicho]

I have a pair of oven mitts that simply do not work. You wear them and your hand still get burned through the mitt. What sort of clown hell world are we living in?

[probabilitydirigible]

they're called oven mitts because of you of in the hot hot hot HOT HOT FUCK OW SHIT ASS OW

[prokopetz]

It's fun when the robot character in the sci-fi show gets cut in half because nobody working on this type of media knows anything about robotics and you never know what you're going to find inside. Green printed circuit boards? Meat and viscera, but like in a weird colour? Just a shitload of goo?

[probabilitydirigible]

Personally I'm a big fan of a couple sparking colorful wires, one or two lengths of tubing, a green circuit board, and two gears with a pawl that doesn't connect to anything.

[senatortedcruz]

It’s always wahhhh my aborted gf my aborted older brother. What about the aborted bully or the aborted asshole boss or the aborted weird situationship? I’m glad they’re not here.

[probabilitydirigible]

New science math "BABRmetrics" which calculates whether a given abortion hurt or improved society, based around an idea called "bitching above replacement." Critics have said this is almost certainly eugenics if you think about it, but added that they would not be thinking about it. I have accordingly deducted a bunch of points from those assholes.

[brandneweyescd]

[girlblocker]

[urboymutual]

[hellygf]

[divorcegirl-deactivated20220819]

[gales-boyfriend]

[transdeans]

[madscientistenthusiast]

[testosteronetwunk]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Unrestrained summer fun

[ashbelero]

You just can’t get this kinda shit on any other platform.

[theabigailthorn]

I know I'm several years behind on this but I am just now watching She-Ra and the Princesses of Power and let me just say AAAA, AAAAA, AAAAAAAA sjhfagsfjhagdajshh AAAAAA YESSSSSS

[theabigailthorn]

Double Trouble using Adora's voice to call Catra "kitten" specifically to get a rise out of her holy shiiiiittt

[theabigailthorn]

Horde Prime talking to Catra like "hmmmm, elevated heart rate, dilated pupils? gay homosexual detected"

[theabigailthorn]

Horde Prime: "Rejoice, Prime has come to your planet!"

Princesses: "We don't need prime, we've already got free shipping!"

[theabigailthorn]

Princesses: Entrapta has been exiled to Beast Island!

Glimmer: Oh no that means...

Mister Beast: We took ONE HUNDRED princesses and IMPRISONED THEM on an ancient island THAT GIVES YOU DEPRESSION!

[theabigailthorn]

Catra: 😏 fufufu, guess you're not as goody-two-shoes as you think you are, Sparkles! 😏 hehehe 😏

Princess Glimmer: dude literally what the fuck is your problem

[theabigailthorn]

Adora: okay but I told you to bring Glimmer, G-l-i-m-m-e-r

Bow: I'm sorry I misheard you but maybe this guy can help us too?

Adora: I don't think he can

Glinner: The transsexuals caused my divorce

[probabilitydirigible]

Abi really living this one

[probabilitydirigible]

whenever they produce secret audio recordings as court evidence you'll see a part where the guy wearing the wire says "Guys we can talk normal? No fucking code phrases while it's just us? what, you think I'm wearing a wire?" about 1/3rd of the time. This is because in about 2/3rds of districts its considered standard to just snip that from the transcript since it's always there anyway

[prokopetz]

Many know the pain of shampoo and conditioner that come in visually identical containers, but fewer know that if you need to buy off-brand because none of the brand-name stuff is fragrance-free it's all identical containers. A minute ago I just about washed my hands with hair gel.

[probabilitydirigible]

This is why I get different off brands. Store Choice Shampoo and Could It Be Conditioner?